The one thing that I hated more than anything else in this world was being bored.
Seriously.
Torture me, rip my arms off my body, burn me with cigarettes, cut me up like … well, you get the point. But whatever you do, don't leave me tied to a chair with nothing to do but be in my own head.
I was starting to go batty, and it hadn't even been a full day since Adam plucked me off the streets with a gun to my head. Could we go back to that? I could so do with a gun to my head. Just… give me something to do.
"Sorry it took so long," announced Gerald as he opened the door to my room. "But I guess you were pretty happy to have been left alone all this time."
"Oh, sure," I assured him, rolling my eyes. "Being left here without anything to do is definitely my idea of a great time. How about next time, you stab a pencil into my eye first? That would make it even better."