Volume 2 Chapter 15 The Rabbit God

"Can you believe she actually said, "Aren't you struggling to choose between the three of them? Why not sleep with each of them to see how it goes? Men, pfft, first they compare careers, then looks, cars, girlfriends, and finally their skills in bed. Listen, don't rush it, ok? Sex is super important. If everything else checks out and they all love you the same, might as well use this as the ultimate deciding factor. It's tied to your future 'sexual bliss'. My advice? Start with Lin Zexiu—he clearly has plenty of experience. Then take care of Lin Zefeng; repressed guys can be seriously intense. Finish with Dou Nan; it's fun to train a virgin. So, come to my place for dinner tonight, and I'll give you a full strategy—"

I grabbed Mrs. Tu's hand, pressed down one of her three outstretched fingers fiercely, "It's two, not three! And what the hell kind of advice is that? I'm not using it!"