Yi Muqing's smile turned cruel. "Once my vines bury themselves in you… you'll beg me to plant you deeper."
"..."
Su Xiaobai shuddered, letting out a sharp hiss. "Fuck. Why do I always get the shameless ones?"
Her vines lashed out, snapping toward him. Thick. Pulsing. Greedy.
"Holy shit, it's one of those days," he muttered, dodging back. His expression darkened as he glanced at Zhu Qing. "Remind me—are we the villains, or is this just a really bad porn plot?"
"??"
"Porn? What's that?" Zhu Qing asked, her face blank with confusion. Was it a mantra? Some forbidden technique?
Su Xiaobai nearly choked. He grinned, the kind of grin that could get a man slapped. "Don't worry. I'll show you later."
Zhu Qing's eye twitched. Why do I even ask this fool questions? Before she could respond, Su Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and he burst into laughter, wild and sudden.