Chapter 15 Uncle Madara, Do You Know What The Uchiha Girl Group Is?

"Are you two f*****g kidding me?"

Dave was originally full of joy, preparing to welcome the large number of customers about to arrive. Then he opened the door and saw someone without…

Dave looked at Danzo and Hiruzen, both with expressions full of pain. Is this what you said was finished?

"...cough, cough, cough... maybe the villagers aren't interested in mobile phones," Danzo coughed awkwardly, speaking lightly.

"Yes, yes!" Hiruzen nodded quickly.

"Bullshit, I knew I couldn't count on you two! Come on, sisters!" Dave kicked each of them, then clapped his hands.

Behind the gate, ten Uchiha women appeared, wearing sexy bunny outfits with bunny ears on their heads. Each held a stack of flyers in one hand and a mobile phone in the other, hurrying out of the house.

"This!!! This!!! This!" Hiruzen stared at the white thighs in front of him, his legs trembling uncontrollably.

"Me! Me! I'm ashamed to be with you!" Danzo, usually stoic, was blushing as well. He quickly turned his head and muttered in a low voice.

"Just as I said! Ten people, in groups of two! Head to the five directions of Konoha Village—north, south, east, west, and center—and promote!" Dave clapped his hands and shouted.

"Yes!"

Ten bunny girls dashed into Konoha Village.

No one could predict what would happen in Konoha Village today.

Countless men were admitted to Konoha Hospital with symptoms of anemia, ranging from a 70-year-old man to a 6-year-old boy.

Konoha Hospital's income and expenses for the day equaled almost half a year's worth.

The hospital director, doctors, and nurses were severely reprimanded.

"Gah!! Danzo!! Let!! Let me down!! Me!! I can still take it!! I can still watch!!!"

"..."

"I'm fine!! Let me be discharged from the hospital!! It's only been a day!!"

"Father??? Why are you here??"

"Holy shit, Hiruzen, why are you here too???"

The two looked at each other in silence...

Danzo and Hiruzen's mothers exchanged glances… Like father, like son. Soon after, Hiruzen's mother unilaterally beat Hiruzen's father, Sarutobi Sasuke. Hiruzen and Danzo stood by, trembling as they watched the brutal punishment unfold.

In Hokage's office...

Hashirama reviewed the emergency report sent by the Konoha Medical Department with a pounding headache...

It said that Konoha Hospital was packed from the main entrance to the rooftop, and without exception, all the men had pale faces and blood streaming from their noses like rivers…

Hashirama knew what had happened today. He secretly glanced out the window of the Hokage's office. Really, he had only watched for a few moments. Just for a few.

Thanks to his Sage Body, the blood that flowed from his nose was quickly replenished...

"Hey, Madara, what should we do about Dave's stunt today?" Hashirama rubbed his waist, feeling unusually sore.

"...As long as no one died, and this incident isn't Dave's fault… He just wanted to promote his small shop," Madara responded on the other end of the phone.

"I won't blame him... the kid... but... how did he come up with this idea? Now Tobirama is hunting for you in the village like a madman, screaming that it was you who led Dave astray..." Hashirama sighed. Today's events were both serious and trivial at the same time.

At worst, they had disrupted the normal operation of Konoha's Medical Department. At best, it was simply Dave trying to promote his shop...

"Hey, is Konoha's Medical Department short-staffed? Should we send support from the Uchiha clan?" Madara sneered. If that white-haired guy really dared to come, he'd be more than willing to beat him senseless.

"Yes, but they need male members… rumors about your Uchiha clan girls have spread throughout the village," Hashirama replied.

After a day of gossip, the women of the Uchiha clan had been labeled with unpleasant titles in the village. Madara now had a headache of his own, dealing with internal clan issues.

"Alright, I'll ask Dave later. Since he started it, he must have a solution," Madara replied.

"Yeah, you go talk to that kid," Hashirama said before hanging up.

Since Dave had the guts to pull this in the village, he must have some plan to fix it.

At the Senju residence, Dave lay on the ground, playing idly with a Peashooter toy.

He had been grounded by his father.

The reason? The chaos he'd caused in Konoha today.

If it weren't for Hashirama, Madara, and Tobirama intervening, Dave would likely have ended up in jail for today's debacle.

At that moment, the phone in Dave's bag buzzed. It was a call from Uncle Madara.

"Hello, Uncle Madara," Dave greeted cautiously. He wanted to test whether Madara was calling to scold him or protect him. After all, it was the Uchiha clan that had gotten dragged into this mess today. Those ten bunny girls were still hiding in the camp, too scared to come out…

"Hey, kid, do you have any solutions for the Uchiha clan's issue?" Madara asked from the other end.

"Of course! Hahahaha! Uncle Madara, do you know what a girl group is?"

"????"

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The next day, Dave, having been bailed out from the Senju residence, went to explain things to Uncle Madara.

"Uncle Madara, once the girl group is up and running, forget about just making money—Uchiha's reputation in the village will definitely change!"

Dave explained the entire operation process in detail.

The more Madara listened, the brighter his eyes became, clearly intrigued…

"Alright, you can try this. But there are two issues. First, if you rely on mobile phones to boost their popularity, not everyone in the village owns one," Madara noted. He was getting used to the professional terms Dave was throwing around.

"That's not a problem. Brother Lu has already developed something new. Even if not everyone has a mobile phone, we can still make it work in Konoha Village."

Dave grinned. Brother Lu was a genius! He had been stressing about this issue just yesterday, but in the early hours, Orochimaru had called to say they had invented a simple new device.

Everything would be much easier now. Just watch how he handles it!

"Good. Second question—once the Uchiha girl group is formed, can we start a boy group too? I'll be the center position! Now that the village is established, Hashirama's Hokage, and I've got nothing to do," Madara said with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"???? Uncle Madara?? Do you want to dance too???"

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