Chapter 17 Hash Hot Mom! Do You Also Want To Dance?

"Dave!! Is this what you call a big job?!" Danzo roared through gritted teeth.

"What? Isn't this a big deal?!" Dave replied.

"I f**k your uncle, Dave!!" Danzo shouted. This was a phrase he'd learned from hanging out with Dave over the past few months, and he felt it was perfectly suited for the moment.

"Where's Hiruzen? Why didn't he say anything?" Dave asked, noticing only Danzo was yelling at him. In the past, Hiruzen would have been the loudest one.

Both Dave and Danzo turned to look at Hiruzen, only to see his face flushed, his lecherous eyes glued to the Uchiha bunny girls on stage. The scenery behind them was... mesmerizing. Hiruzen was lost in heaven.

Dave and Danzo rolled their eyes at the same time. That little monkey never changed his ways.

"Yo!! This is youth!! Little boss! Let's push Madara around the village three hundred times!!" Mightwei, who had been captured by Dave to do hard labor, roared with passion.

"...," Dave looked at the energetic, green-clad kappa next to him, feeling his eyelid twitch. He was really afraid Mightwei would start saying something about Grandma Li knocking on the door...

At that moment, Madara, who was swinging wildly on stage, noticed something and looked in a certain direction, his eyes gleaming.

"Hash Mom! Do you want to dance too!!!" Madara shouted excitedly, pointing toward the Hokage Building. His Sharingan was activated... how could he not be excited?

"....," Meanwhile, Hashirama and Tobirama, watching from the Hokage Building, were still in a state of shock... They couldn't believe their eyes.

"Madara..." Hashirama muttered, finally snapping out of it when he heard Madara's call.

"Madara... this time! I won't lose to you!!" Hashirama's spirit ignited. With a Body Flicker Technique, he appeared in front of Madara. It was the first time in years that Madara had issued a direct challenge, and Hashirama was just as excited.

But Hashirama was puzzled... Uchiha Madara could dance? What about him?

Madara seemed to notice his friend's hesitation. With Sharingan, he trapped Hashirama in a genjutsu. Hashirama didn't resist, knowing Madara wouldn't harm him.

"Unbelievable, Madara! I'll definitely beat you this time!!" Hashirama said, unlocking the illusion. Now that he'd learned how to dance, thanks to Madara's genjutsu, he clenched his fists and swayed wildly to the beat.

Dave and the others were dumbfounded... Everything was chaos. This wasn't the plot of the original story at all.

Today was officially the busiest day in Konoha Village.

Villager A: "That... that is!! Lord First Hokage!! And next to him... Lord Madara!! Are they... could this be the latest ninja training method in Konoha? Come on, son! Let's train with the First Hokage!"

Villager A's son: "..." He really wanted to say, "Dad, do you know what social death is?"

Spy B: "This... The First Hokage... and Uchiha Madara! What is going on? I must write down their actions and pass this intel back to my village. If the Sengoku duo is doing this, it must be part of a conspiracy."

The spy already imagined delivering the information at great personal risk. His Kage-sama would expose the plot, annihilate Konoha, and reward him personally. Maybe then... Xiaomei would finally agree to marry him...

Uchiha Clan Member: "This... this... those women... those thighs... are they from our clan? I must report this to the elders..."

Meanwhile, inside a nearby house:

"Miss Mito, it seems very lively outside. Why don't you go take a look?" Uzumaki Mito's maid asked, slightly excited by the commotion.

"Hmm? Did something big happen?" Mito naturally sensed two enormous chakra signatures—Madara and Hashirama. Listening to the noise... and with both of them out there together... could there be an enemy in the village?

"Yazi, I'll go out and see. You stay here and don't go anywhere!" Mito said, becoming more concerned by the second as she rushed outside.

A short while later...

Mito stared blankly at the two long-haired men dancing wildly on the stage. Her mind was completely blank.

"Yo! Mito!! Hahahahaha!! How's my dancing?!" Hashirama noticed Mito looking at him and laughed loudly.

After dancing for so long, he felt like he'd rediscovered his lost youth.

"Who are you? Do I know you? I'm not familiar with you. Goodbye." Mito snapped back to reality, realizing that the villagers were giving her strange looks. She understood what those looks meant... What does this guy dancing on stage have to do with her?

Blushing, Mito quickly retreated to her house. That long-haired guy out there? There was no way that could be her husband. Her husband could be embarrassing sometimes, but the man on stage was on a whole different level.

The smile on Hashirama's face froze as he watched Mito leave. He suddenly felt a little hurt.

"Yo! Hash Mom! You can't dance anymore? Are you giving up? Hahahaha!!!" Madara, too caught up in his excitement, hadn't noticed Mito. Seeing his rival freeze up, Madara assumed Hashirama had hit his limit and laughed.

"Madara! I will never lose to you!!!"

Hashirama snapped out of it, hearing his friend's taunt. Thinking back to how they'd been greeting each other with "ugly man" for the past three months, Hashirama felt his anger rise again.

Fueled by determination, he continued competing with Madara in dance.

Behind the two crazed dancers...

"Oh God... Sage of Six Paths... please... don't blame me... It's not my fault the plot has gone off track... Black Zetsu... you can't find your mother either..."

Dave cried silently in his heart. Everything had changed... completely changed...

This was no longer the ninja world he once knew...

At the same time, Dave felt a tinge of regret. Why did he have to tell Uncle Madara about those girl groups? Uncle Madara... he missed the days when Madara was just the evil antagonist...

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