Partners In Bed

Dagomarus exploded. He was coughing, rumbling, and huffing. He huffed for a few seconds and then howled.

Mark and Casey watched in shock. They didn't know if something was wrong with him or what was going on. After a few seconds, he calmed down, though he was still huffing lightly.

Casey looked at him, worried.

"What is it, love? What's wrong?"

There's nothing wrong, love.

He pushed a little harder so that Mark could also hear the next thing he was going to say.

It means, 'I fuck, therefore I am.'

When they heard it, they started laughing as well. Mark was laughing the hardest.

"No wonder my mom and dad wouldn't tell me what it meant. My brother got such a whipping that he didn't dare repeat it to me, no matter how much I begged him."

Casey was blushing a little. She thought it was funny but couldn't help thinking about the sentiment as well.