Chapter 317: Haha, as expected of Big Sis, Big Sis is the best～

'Baby Dragon', 〈Master, I got blasted away!〉

'Pufferfish', 〈.....〉

Tesla, 〈Damn you, Schicksal! Damn you, Otto! Even the ads are in the livestream now!〉

[Miss Lily] Otto, 〈???〉

[Magical Girl] Theresa, 〈By the way, why would you use this level of weapon in a bathroom?!〉

[Shenzhou Tablet] Fu Hua, 〈Maybe it's a subtitle error. It was probably supposed to be "in case of emergency."〉

Fu Shi, 〈Old antique, what if it's not a typo? (Wacky)〉**

[Shenzhou Tablet] Fu Hua, 〈....〉

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[Miss Lily]Otto, 〈Hehe... not a bad promotional video. @Bronya, are you interested in endorsing the 'Star Extinguisher 20PRO'?〉

Bronya (???), 〈.....〉

"How could you bully my adorable Little Duck like this?! Doesn't Schicksal have a conscience?! Where are your morals, your bottom line..."

Fu Lin slammed the table, his face full of 'anger', as if standing up for Bronya, drawing a grateful look from Bronya.

Bronya (???), 〈Looks like the host still has a bit of a conscience.〉

But Fu Lin wasn't finished yet, and continued, 〈Where's the link?! Also, do you get a free Little Duck with the 'Star Extinguisher 20PRO'? (smirking with a dog head)〉

[Bronya has withdrawn a comment]

Seele (White), 〈Buy a weapon and get Sister Bronya?!〉

'Is that the Bronya from this world? No... it must be the Bronya from my world...'

'Damn it, when did Bronya seduce Fu Lin? I didn't even know! She hid it so well... and I thought she was my best friend... hehe...'

A casual joke from Fu Lin sent Kiana☆ from Taixuan Mountain into a whirl of thoughts, her face darkening as she bit her fingertip.

[Miss Lily]Otto, 〈Mmm~ Dear host, I can send you one for free, so what's your delivery address?〉

Fu Lin remained silent, black lines all over his face. That calculation... everyone in the stream could hear it.

[Miss Lily]Otto, 〈Don't worry, big corporation, guaranteed service—Schicksal Express, our mission is delivery, free global shipping, signed within 24 hours, one-time shipment, no returns.〉

Everyone, 〈....What the heck is with this sudden advertisement?〉

Durandal, 〈Lord Overseer, since when did Schicksal become a courier company? (||?Д?)〉

[Miss Lily]Otto, 〈Bianca, don't be so dramatic (dog head with flower)〉

CPU overclocked Durandal, 〈No, are you saying our Schicksal organization has just changed industries like that?〉

"Ahem, alright, the first ending has already played. Now let's see what kind of ending we get from the other choice!"

Fu Lin gently swiped his finger across the projection, the video rewinding back to the decision screen between Kallen and Yae Sakura.

Higokumaru, 〈Yay, finally we get to see Big Sis!〉

[In the video, host Otto once again held a card and read aloud,

'The comment from user "All Gacha at Max Pity" is, This time Sakura is playing two roles, that must be double the joy—was the filming especially tough because of that?'

Yae Sakura paused for a moment and said, 'Ah, it wasn't that hard~ When I filmed Strange Drift before, I had to play seven roles~'

Seven little Sakura's danced onto the screen, and Higokumaru's ears twitched as she looked at Yae Sakura with admiration, 'Oh~ Big Sis is the best~']

Higokumaru, 〈Haha, as expected of Big Sis, she's the greatest~〉

Yae Sakura, 〈Ugh....〉

Everyone, 〈Uh-oh, why is the voice automatically playing in our heads?!〉

[Otto continued, 'Next question from "Quantum Basketball", Yae Sakura is the best in the world. Hmm~ I want to hear your analysis of the ninja Yae Kasumi.'

Yae Sakura's expression changed, frowning with a bit of sweat forming on her forehead, as if searching for something.

'Um... oh no, where's the script?'

'Ah, right, this drama was filmed entirely in my hometown, Yae Village.'

Suddenly recalling something, Yae Sakura pulled out a bag from her chest printed with a wise-looking Higokumaru.

'Look! This is our local specialty snack.'

"Hohohoho, Big Sis, you're back~!"

"Wow~ It's Higokumaru~ So cute~"

As soon as food was mentioned, Kallen's eyes sparkled with excitement, staring eagerly at the cookie in Yae Sakura's hand.

"But, can you really eat this?"

The camera cut to Kallen munching on a Higokumaru cookie, her eyes gleaming, "Mmm~ This taste is amazing~"]

'Pufferfish', 〈@Yae Sakura @Higokumaru〉

'Blazing Flame', 〈@Yae Sakura @Higokumaru〉

'Baby dragon', 〈Masters, I'll go kidnap Higokumaru right now!〉

Higokumaru, 〈Big Sis, save me!〉

Yae Sakura, 〈There's no such specialty in Yae Village...〉

Everyone, 〈Disappointed~ ≥﹏≤〉

Kiana, 〈Mei, I want to eat that~〉

Mei, 〈No problem.〉

Bronya, 〈+1〉

Himeko, 〈Me too!〉

[Magical Girl]Theresa, 〈Ahem!〉

Durandal, 〈@Rita.....〉

Rita, 〈As you command, Lady Durandal.〉

[Miss Lily]Otto, 〈Mmm~〉

Tesla looked at the comment section full of @'s, turned to Einstein, and asked with both hope and uncertainty, "Chicken nest head, does Anti-Entropy know how to make cookies?"

"Hehe....." Einstein only smiled without replying.

[The video continues....

Otto looked at the cookie in Yae Sakura's hand, his expression stunned in amazement, "Wow, incredible! Yae Village's specialty is a talking bishoujo?!"

Then glancing down at the content on the card, he muttered, "We need to reassess the danger level of Yae Village."

Kallen seemed to hear Otto's words and fell into deep thought, a vision of Ai-chan surfacing in her mind, "Hmm? But Schicksal's cabbages can also talk."

Higokumaru couldn't help but laugh, then explained, "That wasn't Higokumaru talking just now, it was cookie-chan~ Every year, a bunch of them grow out of the ground~"

Yae Sakura chuckled and held the cookie out toward Otto, "Mr. Host, why don't you try a bite too?"

As Yae Sakura spoke, a new selection screen popped up,

『This isn't for me!』『I want grilled flavor』]

Kiana, 〈Eh? I thought that was Higokumaru's voice, turns out it was the cookie talking?〉

Mei, 〈I see, so it's kind of tricky then....〉

Tesla, 〈Wait, what's with that calm reaction?! Shouldn't we be shocked?! That cookie can talk, for crying out loud!〉

Tesla, 〈And how can you even make a cookie that talks!?〉

Einstein (adjusting glasses), 〈Calm down, Dr. Tesla. Anything is possible with Honkai (dog head)〉

Tesla (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻, 〈Stop acting like it's totally normal!〉

"Hey Lin, a new branch option just popped up. Even though we'll watch all the branches, since Yae Sakura asked Otto in the video..."

"Why don't we let Otto choose which one to watch first?"

Fu Shi quickly stopped Fu Lin, who was about to pick randomly, and shared her idea. Fu Lin agreed without hesitation.

[Miss Lily]Otto, 〈Oh? You're giving the choice to me? Well then, I shall respectfully accept. I choose....」〉