Song of the Secants

Matty Mathemann walked up to Kirk with a serious expression randomly and yelled, "DID THE DOKTA GIVE YOU THAT PENDANT!?!?!?"

Kirk looked confused and nodded his head. "Yes why?"

"Because the Dr. Dre can't spell. That pendant doesn't say Mathe, it says Emath!" Matty explained. Kirk's eyes widened in surprise. "And you're telling me all of this in the Monday?"

"Yes."

"So what do I do with this knowledge" Kirk asked, bewildered by Matty's mathe.

"You sing the song of the secants." Matty explained. Luckily Da Sin knew this song by heart. He began singing randomly. Just then, the Emath soldiers arose from the newly added 8th circle of hell.

Kirk looked at the vast ocean of soldiers and shouted, "GORDON PUT THEM IN HELL!"

"But we've escaped." they all chanted simultaneously. 

At that moment, they began to shout out for the weila to give a speech. 

"SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!" they all chant, their fists raised in the air.

Da sinn asks them all to settle down. Kirk looks to da sin.

"It's alright." Kirk says humbly. "I'll give them what they want."

Kirk takes 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 steps forward, and looks out to the sea of soldiers.

"My fellow mathers. My pupils. My teachers. My federal credit union. The time has come. Gordon has made us all suffer terribly. It is time we END this!!!"

They all cheered, except one. The one stepped forward.

"But how do we stop him?"

Kirk was patient with the foolish question. 

"With the power of mathe, and the New York State regents exams score statistics, of course."

Blown away by the sheer power of his response, they all bow to Kirk and praise him. 

"PRAISE THE TRUE KIRKSUS!!!!"

With that, the soldiers dip.

"Where did they go?" Matty asked, turning to Kirk and Sinman

"To the place." Kirk responds. "They have harnessed negative infinity percent of Jeiku Betonamu's power and now they are ready to defeat any threat that comes their way." he concluded.

"And what about us Kirksus?" Sino asked. "We continue onwards. Like an infinite slope graph."

They then continued onwards.