Old Fool

In the celestial empire, during the ninth year of the Mandate of Heaven,
Chaos reigns across the land, and the people suffer.
The royal governance collapses, and western barbarians with their pantheon of gods invade.
New warlords arise, claiming territories; the Taiping rebels wreak havoc, leading to widespread misery.
Calamities like floods, droughts, earthquakes, sandstorms, tornadoes, acid rain, blood moons, and meteor falls occur in succession.
Countless demons roam, strange beings thrive, spirits mingle with the inexplicable, and mysterious phenomena arise.
In these dark and tumultuous times, Tao Qian opens his eyes to find himself about to be beheaded at the vegetable market...

Longevity Chronicles

Tao Qian had initially been thinking about tossing the "Buddha Bird Relics" he held in his hand to create a diversion.


But who would have expected that a very domineering young girl would suddenly appear out of nowhere?


This girl was incredibly delicate and endearing, as if she were a Fairy or Dragon Girl, except her attire was overly complicated: a hat made of tiger skin, boots of fox fur, and a gown that seemed woven from Cai Yun, with numerous ornamental hairpins stuck in her hair, and her wrists and ankles jingling with ornaments like earrings, golden bangles, and bells.


Strangely enough, such a mishmash of attire didn't seem out of place on this girl at all; instead, it made her appear even more festive and adorable—as if she were a girl who had been lavishly dressed up by a group of elder Fairy sisters.


Tao Qian considered himself rather cunning and, upon hearing the words the girl spat out, he stopped the action of throwing away the relic.


Chapter 142: Heavenly Punishment Slays Devils and Suppresses Buddha Demons, Spiritual Treasure Returning Immortal Shines Upon Cause and Effect