Old Fool

In the celestial empire, during the ninth year of the Mandate of Heaven,
Chaos reigns across the land, and the people suffer.
The royal governance collapses, and western barbarians with their pantheon of gods invade.
New warlords arise, claiming territories; the Taiping rebels wreak havoc, leading to widespread misery.
Calamities like floods, droughts, earthquakes, sandstorms, tornadoes, acid rain, blood moons, and meteor falls occur in succession.
Countless demons roam, strange beings thrive, spirits mingle with the inexplicable, and mysterious phenomena arise.
In these dark and tumultuous times, Tao Qian opens his eyes to find himself about to be beheaded at the vegetable market...

Longevity Chronicles

"Look at that bride, her eyes are so blue, just like cat's eye gemstones, too beautiful, this telescope was really worth buying, truly a fantastic item."


"You know nothing, her bosom is the true top grade, no worries about lacking milk even with a triad of kids."


"Vulgar. Wasting a Rashamon girl by making her carry your child is the real travesty; she is the pinnacle of beauty in this world. Even the Oirans I've seen in the Imperial City can't compare to her. Ninth Prince is truly lucky."


"Shush, pointing fingers and commenting on the future Crown Princess Consort? I think you lot don't want to live anymore. With those Forbidden Army soldiers being all ears and eyes, just one stray Demon Arrow from afar could end your lives."


Chapter 146: A Good Hour in the Penglai Sea, Ten Thousand Immortals Coming to Biyou Palace_2