Old Fool

In the celestial empire, during the ninth year of the Mandate of Heaven,
Chaos reigns across the land, and the people suffer.
The royal governance collapses, and western barbarians with their pantheon of gods invade.
New warlords arise, claiming territories; the Taiping rebels wreak havoc, leading to widespread misery.
Calamities like floods, droughts, earthquakes, sandstorms, tornadoes, acid rain, blood moons, and meteor falls occur in succession.
Countless demons roam, strange beings thrive, spirits mingle with the inexplicable, and mysterious phenomena arise.
In these dark and tumultuous times, Tao Qian opens his eyes to find himself about to be beheaded at the vegetable market...

Longevity Chronicles

Ascending Immortal Island, Dark Ancient Mountain.


Outside the Beast Slaughter Mansion, Tao Qian was meeting with several Nursing Woman Bird Demons, their chests exposed and their fur smooth.


As daylight departed, Tao Qian didn't speak directly, but about the matter of Daoist Alcohol and Meat, he sent a telepathic inquiry to them.


Initially, he had frightened the birds away, but after bestowing many gifts to placate them, an agreement was reached. The Bird Demons took the edible gifts and agreed to return to Ascending Immortal Island in the dead of night to resolve the doubts in his heart.


It's just that Tao Qian had never expected their solution would be like this.


They stuffed several eyeballs, bloody and looking very fresh, into his hand, then mysteriously each said their piece.


"In this Mountain Gate, many despise us, yet Young Master, being new here, did not get annoyed by our revealing your secrets; we ought to repay, to form a good bond with Young Master."


Chapter 168: Spirit Elephant Swallows 100000 People, Tao Qian Suddenly Learns Absolute Immortal's Secret