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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

The next morning, Lysia was the first one to wake up, but her head and body hurt so much that she almost passed back out. Looking around, she was a bit confused, and a little scared, until she saw the man snoring lightly beside her.

'I was so drunk last night, I don't even remember coming home,' Lysia thought, and looked around the room for a moment, but then looked back down at the nearly naked Bane, her face starting to get red. Suddenly, the memories of her trying to force herself on Bane last night came back.

Unbeknownst to Bane, Lysia raised her hand to cast a spell to blow him out of the bed, but suddenly her eyes went large. Lysia tried to put a hand over her mouth, but her stomach didn't seem to have any more patience. The last thing Bane heard before waking up was a loud retching sound, and a splattering noise, and a very loud groan.

Chapter 71: A Mess’s Mess