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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

"So, did you want a weapon?" Tony asked, but Bane shook his head.

"Not to insult you, but I don't think that any of your weapons could handle me using them. I also have three astral soul weapons, so I don't really see the need for more. Especially since I probably can't store them in my body the same way as the others either," Bane explained, and Tony nodded.

"So you are just coming to compare shops?"

Bane shrugged. "If I am honest, this was Lysia's idea. I had no intentions of coming here. Nothing against you, but I like my dirty shops and asshole proprietors."

"You are such a jerk," Lysia growled, and Tony smiled, and then laughed.

"You two are funny, you are engaged, right?" Tony asked, and Lysia blushed a bit, but Bane nodded.

"Yeah, crazy, right?" Bane said with a grin, and Tony nodded.

Chapter 85: Can’t You Ever Just Talk Normally?