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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

Closing his eyes, Bane felt like his body was being taken on a cosmic spa trip as his mind seemed to fly through the cosmos. The flavor of this demon heart was something else. There was nothing like it.

'Bane, you must calm down. I can't have you go into a state of pleasure that is distracting you from those two vixens you left behind. They are both trying to get your shorts open. WAKE UP!' Onyx screamed, and Bane finally snapped awake.

Both Nia and Elexis were trying to pull his shorts down, and Bane was too busy enjoying the flavor to even realize what was happening.

"Hey, knock that off!" Bane shouted, and both the women stopped, but then turned and started making out while clinging to his legs. "What is wrong with this place?"

Bane stood up and took a deep breath, and then let out a long sigh.

"I don't care anymore," Bane said, and then grabbed Nia and Elexis. Black fire appeared, and all three were gone, and appeared in the center of the arena.

Chapter 118: Enjoy All The Asses