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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

"You are constantly putting your hands on my wife, and I will not stand for it!" Kyōka shouted, making Bane flinch. "This may be a contract between you, but I will not allow you to put your hands on her any longer!"

"Oh my god, she is a fucking sword, you Dodo! You act like I have been having sexual relations with the damn woman, but this is clearly the first time I have even seen her in person!" Bane shouted back, and Yume blushed deeply, turning away from Bane while pulling out a fan that she used to wave at her face.

"See? You think it is just touching the hilt of a sword, but that is representative of our entire body! Every time you tighten your grip, you are basically grabbing my wife's breasts! Not only that, but when you bring her hilt to your crotch before you strike, you are basically humping her!" Kyōka roared, and Bane could only stare at the man before him.

Chapter 28: Queen Ninallani