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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

"Oh my," Dorlidia said, and then quickly grabbed a handkerchief to put over her mouth as she started to laugh uncontrollably.

Lysia frowned, and turned her nose up at Nina. "You are so stupid that I don't even want to talk about it with you."

Nina glared at Lysia with a red face. "Oh yeah? Then why don't you listen to Dorlidia's explanation?! See if you can keep your composer when she starts asking you the questions!"

"Unlike you, I am much older, so I don't get embarrassed as easily," Lysia said with a superior look on her face, but then turned to Dorlidia and blushed slightly. "So, what do you want to ask me?"

"What is it that you would like to know?" Dorlidia asked, and then took a drink of her tea.

"Well... Uh... I mean..." Lysia started to stutter, and then looked down at her teacup. "Can you just tell Bane?"

Chapter 31: More Experienced Than The Both of Your 20,000 Years