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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

<p>Before Bane could continue his tirade, Mizauge walked over and kicked him in the back of the leg, and shoved him forward, causing Bane to fall into the ice cold water. He glared up at Mizuage from the bottom of the deep purple cauldron that was covered in dragons, and then took a deep breath before he closed his eyes and leaned back against the cold metal.</p>

<p>"So, what pills are you going to shove down my throat first?" Bane asked, but no one responded to him. He could feel the water heating up, but knew that the heat wasn't from a fire, but from the magic from the cauldron itself. This allowed him to relax, but his peace was soon interrupted as strange glowing herbs started to be tossed in with little care.</p>

Chapter 33: Choking Hazards