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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

<p>"No. While I don't like for him to be disrespectful to someone like Soraya, this is her mistake. Bane is a pretty reasonable person from what I have learned, and very logical in his way of thinking. So, I think it is best to let him really get a good understanding of the Eagle Folk history, and beliefs. How long their misguided beliefs stand in the presence of someone like him? I am actually intrigued by just how my idiot will handle this," Lysia said with a curious look on her face, despite being held by Nina.</p>

<p>Soraya turned to look at the two women on the ground, and then up to the Fox Folk, Jing, and snarled. "This is your fault! Jupiter, god of the skies, has sent this plague of a man on us because we allowed a Fox Folk within our sacred halls! Our children will only die faster now because of this!"</p>

Chapter 40: Thwack!