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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

Bane felt spent as he stared at the massive spell he had created. It was much like the one he had used in the Demon World, but the divine and demonic energy used made it look like some alien structure with a shifting and swirling black and gold surface .

Every last bit of him had gone into the massive gold and black cylinder in front of him, and all he could do currently was float to the ground. Even with his supercomputer-like ability to draw spells and figure them out, Bane hadn't been able to reduce the area of what he now dubbed the 'Subatomic Sand Cutter' spell. He had no clue what tier it would be, but he didn't really care.

"I look like a raisin," Bane whispered in a harsh and raspy voice as he looked down at his shriveled hand that belonged to some decrepit old man.

"I think a wrinkly bag of flesh that shouldn't exist is a more apt description."

Chapter 61: Nothing is Ever Easy