Chapter 7 A warm welcome to the Big Apple

Days passed rolling and walking trying to not leave too much to be followed by tracks that me rolling leaves. I learned that hulks need alot more food than multiple people and that food is a relative term since trees and many plants that should kill a normal person are eaten no problem allowing me to continue moving without interacting with people, laying low.

As I continued my travels nothing of note truly happened. No major schemes found about a subterranean Empire or an army of werewolves nothing, almost as though the Marvel universe is giving me a break for once as I try to go over to New York the most villain and hero infested city on this entire goddamn planet... " I wonder if this is still a good idea" as I can see New York in the distance I realize this and the universe might just be preparing for a really big on slot of everything showing up at once like winding up for a really mean haymaker. After realizing this I turn myself invisible and slowly make my way to New York. Avengers tower seems to be the best option for getting the military off my back so I continue looking around trying to get a map of some kind while looking at the skyline hopefully being able to see The Avengers tower.

Only for explosions to happen in the distance. " S*** I come to New York and within the first half hour of being here something explodes and I don't think it was just a normal accident either." I do what I would consider a light jog but ended up possibly breaking Usain Bolt's record while also making a decent amount of noise even though I'm completely invisible everybody knows where I am. As I continue to get closer I can hear laughter, explosions, screaming and the smell of smoke and blood surely doesn't help either. I notice probably the best and worst opponents for me to fight the juggernaut and rhino are both slugging it out for some reason as I continue to approach I keep my distance still as well as my camouflage trying my best to not be seen by these two behemoths of men who are slightly bigger than me which doesn't bode well since usually people with super strength that are bigger than you tend to also be stronger than you. I noticed that they're fighting in the middle of a parking lot next to a bank. My guess is these two morons tried to rob the same bank at the same time and instead of teaming up they decide to beat the crap out of each other to see who gets to rob the bank first. People are screaming and people are running away from the bank good idea, people have probably dealt with this so much that there's a routine at this point as soon as explosions are heard get to somewhere where the explosions aren't but then again not everyone has this common sense, as I think this news vans pull up getting recordings of the rhino and juggernaut beating the ever living crap out of each other.

I debate to myself would it be a good idea getting in between these two massive muscle heads it could give me a proper clout and the fact that one is a known enemy of the X-Men while the other one is one of Spider-Man's rogue gallery.

' I don't think I'd have to wait long for somebody from either to hopefully back me up.'

Upon considering that I need to figure out who is the more dangerous threat out of the two of them. Juggernaut is either a magically enhanced human with a gem in his upper torso that gives him the power of a god. I don't remember which God but I know that he's the Avatar of some kind, while rhino is a an experiment to try and get the super soldiers serum giving him massively increased strength and speed but potentially not to the level of the juggernaut his intelligence leave something to desire but that's for both but I believe teaming up with a rhino to take down Juggernaut would make more sense, his suit is the major issue since it's essentially one of the more durable materials but it can still be damaged. Upon thinking about this I decide that the juggernaut is the more dangerous of the two if I manage to defeat the Juggernaut I can then hopefully take care of the rhino if backup arrives.

With a half baked planned in my mind I line up for probably going to be one of my only sneak attacks and one of the few effective attacks I will probably land against the juggernaut I line up get into a sprinter stance and start hoofing it at full speed behind the juggernaut. The sound of the Juggernaut and Rhino trading punches as well as everyone screaming mask my stomps relatively efficiently allowing me to roll up once I get in close enough range and accelerate to my maximum just like a certain spiky blue hedgehog and slam head first or I guess entire body first into the juggernauts back ramming multiple spikes into his back carving up his backside but barely missing his spine causing him to bleed as I continue to move upward after bouncing off of him. Upon the impact juggernaut moves out of the way allowing me to just slam into the ground causing a slight crater.

With their flow interrupted both of them look at the crater filled with a whole lot of nothing as I stealthily try and sneak out of the crater before either of them can think again I stab my entire hand into his gut as I cause major bleeding. Sadly the blood is all over my hand now and my camouflage is rendered mute. I decide to turn off my camouflage in order to save energy for the upcoming brawl.

I look towards the rhino and hopefully trying to get a team up I point to him and say

"Spike buddy"

as Juggernaut is absolutely confused at what's happening I continue speaking

"You want to beat him up together?"

pointing at Juggernaut.