My name is Ezekiel Rehema Taalib, I am a private investigator. Most PIs have a focus on the types of jobs they prefer to take, I however do not. Not that I need the money, nor do I not think I could excel in any one aria. It's just that I like the randomness of accepting any job that pays what I ask.
Some say I charge way to much, what most don't know however is I have a money back guarantee and if you show a letter from DSHS that's less than 6 months old that says that you qualify for any of their low income programs I charge way less for you (you must also have photo ID that matches the DSHS letter).
I am actually currently on a job, while writing these auto-biographical notes for my current job. It was actually the customer's request. They asked me to write like it would be published as a fictional story. I told them that I either require them signing a contract that says that they will give me 75% of all money made off of selling this story (after necessary expenses), or pay me triple my normal fee. They decided on doing the latter, so here I am writing this experience, to type and email them later.
This customer suspects her wife of keeping a major secret from her, and wants me to uncover it. I decide to start by talking directly to the suspect. Many would say this is the worst idea as it could cause her to do steps to make it harder to find out the truth, especially if I ask her any questions that may lead her to realizing my reason I am talking with her. But I am good at hiding my reasoning while still getting much beneficial information from people. I also have empathy so I can feel if she starts to get suspicious and redirect her thoughts. And prophecy so I tend to know where I need to go to find the information I need.
Using my gifts in conjunction I talk to the suspect. In a way that did not seem at all suspicious I found out there is definitely an important secret being kept, so I follow my prophetic gift to find out more about it. I `stumble` into a gang hangout, and find out the person in question seems to be secretly in charge of this gang as well as multiple others. I then follow some crumbs I found till I find that she is actually with the Russian Mafia. I get proof and then submit it to my employer. They ask me if I've turned her into the police and I say "no, that is not what I was payed to do, I only do my job, then dump all information I collect after my job is complete."
After they seem content with the information I provided, not concerned with what they do with it, I receive my payment, delete all the information other than this document, then finish this. After I am done with writing this I will email it to them then delete it also, so nothing remains of this job other than their confirmation that they are content with my services and the money they paid me.
The End?