7 Harem approved.

Floating high above the earth, Ender—husband of Gaia, part-time stamina test champion, and full-time confused transmigrator—almost plummeted from the sky at his wife's latest request.

"H-Huh!?" He popped out his elytra to stabilize himself. "Gaia, what the hell are you saying!?"

His beautiful, slightly terrifying wife looked up at him, her blue eyes glowing with determination.

"Ender, we must create a child who will slay that wretched Set!" she declared, as if this was the most normal request in the world.

Then, without hesitation, she started reaching for his pants.

Ender, who was very much not ready for this level of divine urgency, quickly grabbed her hands.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on! What exactly are you thinking!?"

Gaia huffed, clearly impatient. "We don't have time to waste! Set has committed a crime against life—he is butchering my beloved mammals with those accursed reptiles!"

'Oh… oh shit.'

Ender's brain went overdrive. If Gaia was talking about Set's anti-mammal genocide, then she was definitely talking about the Demogorge incident.

And that? That was way above his current pay grade, not in power level but —

'Damn it, I don't want to become a father yet! And I definitely don't want to bring a kid into the world just to throw them into a godly death battle!'

But before he could refuse outright, a brilliant idea struck him.

"Gaia, what if I kill Set instead?" He flashed his most charming smile—the kind that totally wasn't hiding the fact that he had no idea how to actually do that.

Gaia gave him a skeptical look, like a teacher dealing with an overconfident student who clearly didn't do the homework.

"Ender, Set is an Elder God," she said patiently as if explaining basic math to a toddler.

"Okay, but—"

"Even if you somehow manage to kill him, Elder Gods regenerate. They can only be permanently slain by a God-killer."

Ender blinked. "Okay… but how are you so sure our kid will be a God-killer?"

Gaia tilted her head in confusion as if this was the dumbest question she had ever heard. "Because, Ender, all our children would be God-killers."

She spoke as if it were basic biology.

Ender felt a deep sense of foreboding. "...Why exactly?"

Gaia smiled sweetly. "Because of my blessing, the Hiranyagarbha. Any child we conceive would be born capable of slaying gods!"

She clapped her hands together, excited. "So let's copulate, my love!"

"Wait, wait, wait, STOP!" Ender waved his arms frantically.

'If I let this happen, we would be so busy making kids we might never even get to the foundation of humanity!'

Nope. Absolutely not. Time for Plan B.

Without wasting time, Ender summoned Fenrir, his adorable, fluffy, completely overpowered wolf pup.

Fenrir tilted his head cutely, his tail wagging as he barked.

Gaia's eyes sparkled as she gazed at the wolf, then at Ender.

Then, suddenly, her expression shifted into one of absolute awe.

"Husband…" she breathed.

Ender stiffened. "Uh… what?"

Gaia placed a hand on her heart. "You… you already have a child with another Goddess who also had the Golden Womb?"

"Ehh!?" Ender's brain crashed like an overpopulated Minecraft server. "No, I don't even know what a golden womb is!"

Gaia nodded to herself, convinced. "Yes… yes, it makes perfect sense. To have produced a God-killer before me…" She looked at him with pure admiration. "As expected of my husband, a virile man chosen by fate!"

"NO, NO, NO! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT IDEA!?" Ender yelled, absolutely mortified.

Gaia, however, ignored him. "You are truly blessed with divine virility, my love. I must spread the word!"

"DON'T SPREAD ANYTHING!"

Ender suddenly had a terrifying realization.

Gaia wasn't just okay with this misunderstanding—she was happy about it.

She genuinely thought he could just casually create God-killers, like some kind of divine stud horse.

'Oh no… she has a breeding kink, doesn't she!?'

Before he could clear up the misunderstanding, Gaia clapped her hands together again, a brilliant idea forming in her goddess-sized brain.

"If my husband is naturally gifted in producing God-killers, then the logical next step is to introduce him to more Goddesses!"

Ender.exe has crashed.

Gaia's eyes gleamed with calculations. "I must summon my sisters!"

She turned away, already preparing to contact godly beings across the cosmos.

Ender lunged forward, desperately grabbing her hands. "WAIT! WAIT! STOP! GAIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

"Expanding our divine bloodline, of course!"

"NO! YOU ARE NOT STARTING A GOD-BREEDING PROGRAM WITH ME AS THE DAMN SEED DISPENSER!"

But Gaia, blissfully ignoring his protests, smiled serenely. "Oh, my love, always so humble."

Ender felt a deep, soul-crushing sense of doom.

'Is this… is this my fate? To be a cosmic stud-horse!?'

Fenrir barked happily, completely oblivious to the fact that his mere existence had derailed his master's life.

Just as Gaia was about to teleport away, likely to gather an army of divine womb-bearers, Ender snapped.

With a snap, he sealed the space around her, locking her in place before taking a deep, weary breath.

Gaia blinked, looking at him with pure, innocent confusion. "What happened, love?"

Ender met her gaze, bracing himself. "Gaia, as much as I would love to bang goddesses—"

Gaia's eyes lit up with expectation.

"—we're NOT doing this."

Her excitement deflated instantly, replaced by a pout of disappointment.

"But why?" she asked as if he had just refused free ambrosia.

Ender ran a tired hand down his face. "First off, this wolf? Not my son, not my spawn, not a product of any divine breeding ritual." He gestured toward Fenrir, who cutely tilted his head, tongue lolling out.

Gaia frowned. "So… no divine babies?"

"Nope."

Her expression darkened. "No breeding goddesses?"

"Obviously NO."

Gaia's face fell, the dreams of her divine husband's unstoppable breeding lineage crumbling before her eyes.

Meanwhile, Ender resisted the overwhelming urge to find a therapist.

'Maybe I should talk to a Celestial or something. There's gotta be someone in the universe who can convince my wife that I'm not an intergalactic breeding bull.'

But he had bigger problems to deal with right now.

With renewed urgency, he grabbed Gaia's shoulders, locking eyes with her. "Gaia, focus. We don't have time for this. Set is literally butchering the planet's ecosystem. We need to deal with him before things get worse."

For a moment, she stared at him, as if considering whether stopping a genocidal god was really more important than her totally reasonable divine matchmaking.

Then, with a firm nod, she straightened. "You're right, my love. We must stop Set."

Ender let out a silent sigh of relief.

'Thank god, crisis averted.'

But just as he was about to relax, Gaia gave him a sweet smile.

"But after we're done, we'll revisit the idea of copulation, yes?"

Ender froze.

Fenrir wagged his tail.

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And with that, Ender set off on his journey to slay his brother-in-law, the Elder God of Evil and Reptiles.

"...So goddamn god-like," Ender sighed.

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Ender is not going to become some stud by the way, it was just for showing that Gaia's common sense is screwed and harem plan in approved.