The coquettish Uncle Ba Liang.

So Song Yanv regained her campus - queen style, gave a charming smile, and said very honestly, "I can't accept it!"

"Get your ass to the washroom." He scratched his head, then lowered his head and kicked the dog - walking man again. The poor guy, who was betrayed by his brother for a woman, had no choice but to open the door gloomily and check if there was any danger. Before going out, the guy who put romance before friendship finally showed a bit of conscience and said to the gloating male peacock, "Give Biaozi two packs of cigarettes."

"Thank you, Uncle Balang!" The guy happily pocketed two packs of Zhongnanhai cigarettes and rushed out with the local dog in a flash.

"Uncle, I'll wait for them tonight," the male peacock said in a deep voice....

"No need. They don't have the guts to plot against us. They're a bunch of good kids, different from us." The young man, who didn't dare to look at Song Yanv anymore, chuckled. When he didn't have to face the beautiful woman, he was much more composed.

"Yeah. They are the good - student type who prefer to take revenge in ten years if they can't do it immediately. They are different from you, uncle." The peacock man said with a charming smile.

"Get the hell away. Don't distance yourself from me just because you have good academic performance. Although the university I attended is only third - rate in Shanghai, it's still the best among the lousy ones anyway." The young man lay on the bed with his legs crossed, laughing and scolding.

"Judging from the accent, you are also from TS?" Song Yanv said in surprise. "Also, whoever you are, why do they all call you uncle?"

"Yeah. We're from Caofeidian. It's a small village that you've surely never heard of. As for why they call me uncle, it's all about seniority. My family has an advantage in this aspect in the village. Many married uncles still have to call me uncle when they see me. It has cost me a lot of red envelopes during the Chinese New Year." He explained with a slightly red face and a smile. This standard otaku from a pseudo - rural town is in awe of ordinary beautiful women as if they were tigers. However, for those pretty girls above the average level of beauty, he would occasionally muster up the courage to show his ability that is also above the standard. As for luckily encountering an extremely beautiful woman that he could fall in love with at first sight, he could even burst out with an appalling level of combativeness. Unfortunately, the quiet and delicate girl among the two women diagonally opposite on the upper bunk is still a little short of the level that could make him feel like being struck by lightning. Otherwise, God knows what an otaku who has been poisoned by pornographic war movies in bed and erotic movies, novels to the state of 'treating censored as uncensored, equating innocence with wantonness' would do to a decent woman under the influence of lust.

"Hello. I'm Song Yanv." Song Yanv generously leaned out and extended her hand to the lower bunk.

"I'm Zhao Jiadi." He extended his hand hesitantly, speaking with an unclear enunciation. Song Yanv definitely didn't catch the uncommon name of Zhao Jiadi. Then he paused for a moment, as if having an internal struggle. Finally, he said shyly, "My nickname is Balang. My friends all call me that."

Actually, Song Yanv didn't really want to know Zhao Jiadi's name. She just made a gesture. However, she finally heard the nickname "Balang" clearly. She smiled again, lay back under the quilt, and looking at the ceiling, said, "It's the first time I've heard of this nickname."

Brother Balang gave a simple - minded smile.

"Uncle, have you changed your personality? You're not wild and unrestrained at all today." The male peacock sent a text message with great confusion.

"After all, this isn't in the village. Without the home - court advantage, if you don't want to be slapped in the face, you have to play the pig to eat the tiger. That's what the protagonists in the mainstream novels on the Internet do these days. If you want to have several wives, you have to be able to pretend and deceive. The old - fashioned way of forcing yourself on others won't work." Zhao Jiadi quietly replied with a message.

"Do these two girls require such complexity? For the one on your upper bunk, just throw some money at her. For the one on my upper bunk, just come up with some of those vicissitudes - filled stories that you are best at, and won't they be easily within our grasp?" The male peacock curled his lips and replied.

"Fuck your sister. I don't have your effeminate face. Besides, I don't use my stories casually. They are my trump cards! Now, after deducting tuition and living expenses, we only have four or five hundred yuan of pocket money in total. Why don't you try to throw some money around?" Zhao Jiadi pressed the keys with gritted teeth. In his hand was an old and shabby Nokia that had been around for some years. It was ugly, but it was durable, as tenacious as a cockroach. Even if it was dropped into the latrine and fished out and dried in the sun, it would still be a good one that could send text messages and make phone calls.

The male peacock was speechless for a while.

Suddenly, Zhao Jiadi looked up and saw Li Qingci's delicate face with a pensive look. When she noticed that he was also looking at her, she immediately withdrew.

Zhao Jiadi touched his face and whispered to himself, "Could it be that this girl has seen through my true self? Then don't blame me for acting like a scoundrel. In Zhaojia Village, I'm a notorious villain who dares to dig graves of the childless and climb over widows' walls. When I meet an enemy, I'll kill them without a second thought and won't bother to bury them."

After the lights were out, neither Qi Qingci nor Song Yanv slept soundly. There were still about seven or eight hours of journey before they reached their destination. If it weren't for Zhao Jiadi's harmless appearance and conversation, Qi Qingci and Song Yanv would surely have chosen to stay up all night. By the early hours of the morning, Qi Qingci, who hadn't taken off a single piece of clothing, had already fallen asleep. Song Yanv, known as the little nightclub queen in the social circle, couldn't resist the habit of having a late - night snack. She got up gently, not daring to turn on the light for fear that the two male beasts in the lower bunk would turn into animals at the sight of her delicate appearance in pajamas. She put on her outer clothes, took her wallet and mobile phone, quietly got out of bed, opened the door, only to see the two guys she had been trying so hard not to disturb sitting on the corridor chairs. The handsome guy, who looked as arrogant as a prince, was smoking in an elegant manner, while the harmless Brother Balang continued to hold that German pornographic magazine, looking very interested. When Song Yanv came out of the room, the proud male peacock still smoked a Zhongnanhai cigarette that cost less than thirty cents, not even glancing sideways at Song Yanv, who had been "proud and charming" in school for a total of 15 years including kindergarten. However, Zhao Jiadi quickly put away the magazine and greeted her friendly, with an explanatory tone: "I'm afraid Leopard will come to ask for a cigarette if he thinks there are not enough, and that will disturb you. Besides, Sparrow and I are both on a long - distance trip for the first time and can't sleep, so we just chat here."

Song Yanv thought to herself that this Brother Balang was really an honest and simple young man. So she forced down the urge to yawn, which might have damaged her image, and asked, "Are there any late - night snacks for sale on the train?"

"Yes. It's in Carriage 8, not far from our carriage." Zhao Jiadi said with a smile. His eyes quickly scanned the beautiful woman in front of him. He didn't even dare to linger on her shapely breasts and long, beautiful legs for a second. He didn't dare to say she was school - belle level, but at least she could get the title of department - belle in college. Zhao Jiadi gave an assessment score in his heart. She could be 75 points.

For Brother Balang, girls above the passing score are worthy of being cherished, and those above 75 points are in need of respect. As for those above 85 points, he would be willing to risk his life and ignore the gap to have a taste. During the 21 years that Zhao Jiadi considered as not being full of vicissitudes or stories, he only pursued a goddess with a score above 85. Then, in the face of the huge gap that seemed like an insurmountable chasm to others, that fool who was always at the bottom of the grade in English was completely devastated and became a classic negative example of a toad lusting after a swan.

Song Yanv, for whom the word "thank you" had never existed in her dictionary, looked at the long corridor and the doors that seemed to stretch out big hands to grab her as she walked past. She felt a shiver of fear. Sharing a room with the male peacock and the ordinary - looking man had already made Queen Song, who liked to sleep naked, obediently put on her pajamas. Usually fond of watching erotic horror movies, she got goosebumps all over her body at the thought of being dragged into a carriage. So she used the coquetry that only beautiful women could pull off. Looking at Zhao Jiadi, who didn't dare to look directly at her, she said in a weak voice, "Can you come with me?"

"No problem." Zhao Jiadi said heartily and threw the magazine to his best friend beside him. To be honest, he liked the perfume smell on her. It gave him a familiar feeling. Little secrets and details like this wouldn't be understood by one - track - minded guys like Sparrow and Leopard, so he didn't bother to explain.

When passing by the washroom, Zhao Jiadi stopped. He knocked on the door with two light and one heavy knocks in a very regular pattern. The door opened immediately. Song Yanv immediately covered her nose and stepped back. A head emerged from the thick swirling smoke, and the person asked in confusion, "Uncle Balang, what's up?"

Then this guy, who had made a flashy entrance but was going to have a sad ending as a dog - walking hero, saw the beauty behind Zhao Jiadi. He immediately came to his senses. Thinking that he had grasped the main issue, he quietly gave a thumbs - up and said with a sly smile, "Uncle, you want to borrow the room to do that thing, right? As expected, Uncle Balang is awesome. You managed to get a girl just a few hours after getting on the train. I'll make room for you and your girl right away to do your business."

"Fuck you. I'm here to remind you to smoke less and also to ask if you want a late - night snack." Zhao Jiadi raised his hand to hit this guy with no sense, but immediately withdrew his hand when he first thought that the beautiful girl was standing behind him. It would be all over if he left an impression of being violent.

"Fuck the late - night snack." The dog - walking hero, who would never reach 160 in height in his life, grinned. Unlike Zhao Jiadi, his teeth were dark yellow due to excessive smoking and drinking, and nearly a quarter of his teeth had been lost in fights, making it a horrible sight.

"Get the hell back. If you scare the little girls who go to the toilet in the middle of the night, I'll beat you to death." Zhao Jiadi said in a low voice.

That guy obediently closed the door, squatted inside smoking, rubbed his hungry and shrunken stomach, and said cheerfully: "Uncle Balang is so cool. We're still on the train. When we get to Shanghai, how many good - hearted women and virgins will he ruin?"

Apart from ordering a portion of potato - and - beef rice at the place where late - night snacks were sold, Song Yanv also asked for two bottles of mineral water. Although there was free water on the train, she felt that things she paid for were more reliable. Zhao Jiadi ordered four fast - food meals. Leopard said he didn't want any because he was afraid of spoiling Zhao Jiadi's good time. Of course, Zhao Jiadi wouldn't be stupid enough to let Leopard go hungry. That guy might be a bit of an idiot, but when it came to loyalty, he was really genuine. He dared to sneak out at the risk of being crippled by his grandfather's beating, and he didn't forget to bring along Laifu, his favorite dog. So Zhao Jiadi especially bought two meals just for him.

When Zhao Jiadi was about to pay the bill ahead of Song Yanv at this crucial moment, he was extremely embarrassed to find that he didn't bring any money at all. Is there anything more frustrating in the world? Just when Zhao Jiadi was in an awkward situation, Song Yanv also noticed his predicament. The would - be queen, who was quite easy - going in this regard, paid the bill and joked, "Think of it as the reward for escorting this young lady here."

"I'll go back to get the money." Zhao Jiadi shot out in a flash. His speed was amazing. He slipped past a guy coming towards him like an eel.

"He's really going back to get the money. How naive!" Song Yanv burst out laughing. However, she still paid the bill, guessing that the guy would be back in a few seconds. As a result, in about a minute at most, he rushed over with a 100 - yuan note and slapped it on the counter, much to the astonishment of the waitress.

"Okay, I've already paid." Song Yanv, feeling amused, said with a smile. She was in a good mood. She could tell that the guy, to whom the prefix "simple - minded" should be added before "ordinary - looking", was a peer with relatively strong self - esteem and not very wealthy. Although there had been friction between them at the beginning, as the saying goes, "out of blows friendship grows". Besides, she had never been sensitive about money. For one thing, she came from a wealthy family. For another, she was used to being pampered by boys like a princess.

After a little thought, Zhao Jiadi took back the money without any hesitation. He took the initiative to carry all the things and walked back to the carriage with Song Yanv. On the way, he called Leopard out to eat. Song Yanv, holding her fast food and drink, blinked and asked, "When are you guys going to sleep?"

"Not sleeping anymore." Zhao Jiadi smiled naively.

After Goddess Song Yanv closed the door with an unchanged expression, she immediately made a victory sign. She climbed onto the bed, turned on the TV, and ate the beef rice that could only fill her stomach with great joy. There was only a tiny bit of guilt for leaving Zhao Jiadi and his group outside the carriage. She knew that after she asked that question, the simple - minded and cute Brother Balang would choose to be the "door god" on guard at the door. Song Yanv chuckled, "What a nice guy. It's a pity that I'm only interested in the dark - bellied and handsome men."

In fact, the peacock - like man, who was very much to Song Yanv's finicky taste, ate the really unappetizing fast food in silence. While gobbling up the food, Leopard didn't forget to give all the meat to Laifu, the local dog. Zhao Jiadi continued to read the magazine while eating. This was his old habit. He had the habit of reading some miscellaneous books whether on the train, in bed, in the toilet or at the dining table. Fortunately, he had always eaten slowly, taking his time and chewing carefully, which was really quite different from his true character.

"Uncle, this girl is not nice." Leopard, with his feet on a pair of brand - name leather slippers that were even more fake than fakes, mumbled. His academic performance had always been a mess, but he was not stupid.

"How is she not nice?" Zhao Jiadi said absently.

"She knows that you're an honest man, Uncle. So she shouldn't play tricks on you. She just wants to have the carriage all to herself. She could just say it. Would you not agree, Uncle? But she's acting like this, and it makes us feel bad for you." Leopard was resentful. He liked to pronounce "nong" (do) as "nen". So in a group fight he participated in, the most common phrase was "I'll nen you to death" or "If I don't nen your ass today, I'm not Uncle Balang's nephew". Then there was a legend of "Balang's ass" in a certain circle's underworld.

"She's a girl. Who doesn't have a little bit of a mind of their own? Why are you making such a fuss? She's nice. At least the food we're eating now was paid for by her." Zhao Jiadi continued to focus on the magazine, seeming nonchalant about this.

"Uncle, you're being kind - hearted. I never passed the ideological and moral course even once in primary school. I don't have that kind of ideological level. If we were in TS, I'd have to teach her a lesson." Leopard muttered in a low voice.

"How many times have I told you? You can mess with anyone but women." Zhao Jiadi said with a sigh, and continued to eat while turning the page of the magazine.

Leopard didn't say a word. No matter what Uncle Balang said, there were only two kinds for him: those he understood and those he didn't. Anyway, Uncle Balang was always right. As for the things he didn't understand, he just kept quiet. He would never dare to refute.

"There's a certain type of bitch that you have to teach a lesson to. If you don't, they'll really think they're phoenixes." The handsome and graceful young man, who had been silent all this time, said with a gloomy look in his eyes. Obviously, he wasn't referring to Song Yanv. Women like Qi Qingci and Song Yanv were excellent, but they would never make him gnash his teeth.

"Sparrow, it's all in the past." Zhao Jiadi's usually genial face looked a bit gloomy. He finished the fast food completely and then asked Leopard for a cigarette.

"That bitch happens to be in an art college in Shanghai. It's a pity that she's not in the same university town as us. Otherwise, I would disfigure her today." The man nicknamed Sparrow obviously didn't think that the matter was already settled.

"Enough already?!" Zhao Jiadi roared angrily.

Leopard's hand trembled, and a piece of meat he was handing to Laifu to chew on fell to the ground. Laifu immediately lowered his head.

"Sparrow" continued to "gnaw" at the rice mouthful by mouthful. His effeminate temperament was deeply ingrained, making people feel as uncomfortable as if they were in the presence of a powerful and devious eunuch.

Realizing that he had lost his composure, Zhao Jiadi raised his head, cigarette in his mouth, and said with self - mockery, "I know you guys mean well, but actually this matter isn't as serious as you think. So what if I was dumped by a girl once? I'm not throwing a tantrum or trying to kill myself. You guys are making a big deal out of nothing. Sparrow, Leopard, none of us are some precious young masters or anything. We're just ordinary people. Making a big fuss over this kind of thing will just make us a laughingstock. So, after we get to Shanghai, Sparrow, you should honestly look for those great intellectual beauties in Fudan who don't care about looks or money, and when you have the resources, introduce them to the brothers. As for Leopard, just muddle along. Just don't get killed or disabled. By then, make sure you figure out all the affordable sauna and bath places in Shanghai. When the time comes, we can just directly order the girls by their numbers, saving us the time to scout around. I'm not up for the feat of 'Shennong tasting a hundred herbs'!"

Sparrow and Leopard smiled at each other knowingly. This was the flirty Uncle Balang they knew well.