The Idiot Duo, The Miserable Kitten

"So, you two are really idiots."

Uchiha Kabito said,

He still doesn't understand,

There is obviously an easier way, and it is just a test

We are both time travellers,

Is this what you are doing?

Senju tobi and Inuzuka Riyo looked at each other and smiled.

"You can thoroughly test your physical strength without dying. This kind of business is rare."

Inuzuka said with a smile,

Next to him, Inuzuka Haruko looked at him with a distressed expression.

"Not only do you not have to die, Tsunade-sama is the strongest medical ninja. We are just looking a little miserable now, but in fact it is just some superficial injuries and internal injuries that have been cured long ago."

Senju tobi said with a smile,

"Tsk, the Senju family really don't have any brains."

Kabito Uchiha said,

Whether it's his personality, his behavior, or his family, I can't stand it at all, you b*****d.

"Zhihei, that thing was successful, right?"

Aburame Shigo was surprised,

"Everyone, please leave now. I'll contact you another day."

After saying that,

Aburame Shigo took Aburame Shihui and Aburame Shihei and ran to the Aburame tribe.

"This b*****d has created some weird bugs again."

Hyuga said,

"Who knows, it's disgusting and targeted at the same time. Good day, he's not like Iron Man or Batman. He has a plan to restrain everyone."

Kabito Uchiha came to him and said,

Well, what are Batman and Iron Man?"

Namikaze Minato came to the side and asked,

These little friends always say something that others don't understand.

But they still communicated without any obstacles,

If we didn't meet every day,

Namikaze Minato thought that they were living in a different world from themselves.

"Oh, Iron Man and Batman, this is our new secret command. This will be the password for the next investigation."

Uchiha Kabito said nonchalantly,

It turns out that I really care about it,

But later I discovered that no one in this world knows what Iron Man is and what Batman is,

and the Aburame family has always been weird, and it would be abnormal to play with them in such weird ways.

Aburame clan:???

"Minato, I'm leaving. There is still a Ninjutsu at home that needs to be learned. Why the hell am I the one who works in the same class as Aburame Shi?"

As he spoke, he waved and left,

"Oh, goodbye kabito."

"What's wrong, is there something Minato doesn't understand?"

Uzumaki tako saw Minato's confused look on his face,

"Tako, I just don't understand. We seem to be very anxious, you too, me too, everyone is the same. This grade is obviously the grade that should just be exposed to Chakra, but we already started five years ago."

"Minato, how will you feel one day when Kushina is killed in front of you?"

"I'm going crazy."

"Not only will I go crazy, but I will also feel pain in my heart, a heartbreaking pain, and a feeling of why I am still alive after losing you. Kamito's sister, Hideki's family, Yu and Zi, Zhi I don't know, he hid it so deeply, I don't even know what he is working for."

"Tako to you, do you have anything that you value?"

"Me? Maybe, maybe not, but I don't want to hold you back. I think Shikaku and the others think the same way."

Nara Shikaku: I don't. I just think that if you are particularly good and I don't work hard and the gap is too big, you will be criticized by your parents, no, mother, when you go home, and that would be too troublesome.

But he had no chance to explain.

Who let a new ramen shop open down the street?

Dingzuo must go and try something new,

etc,

ramen shop,

Is "Ōtsutsuki Ichiraku" officially launched?

After the remaining few people exchanged their views on the teacher,

I took another look at senju tobi and Inuzuka Inuzuka, how I made a lot of money,

Yes, it is better to comfort them than to comfort yourself.

I didn't eat the three-color meatballs today, which made me sad.

after,

They each went home.

...

The next day,

My name is Fat Meow,

He is a penultimate, handsome cat,

Although the weight is already close to 20 kilograms,

But it's all that fat woman's fault,

Ten meals a day, this is the life a cat should live.

So I started, my first escape of the day,

Jump out of the door,

Familiar Konoha,

High walls, fresh breath,

Freedom is so precious,

Well, do you know what happens to those with red heads?

A swish sound,

He seemed to be suspended in mid-air,

"So heavy."

Who are you scolding? I'm only 20 kilograms, okay? How many of you humans are only 20 kilograms? Don't be embarrassed, okay?

"So annoying. See you, Genjutsu Naraku."

So sleepy, blood red eyes,

Evil Uchiha.

When in coma,

I vaguely heard a sound,

"Mission accomplished."

After waking up again,

I'm back in a familiar place again,

But who is my fat cat?

How can this little hardship dispel my desire for freedom?

I dodge to the left, dodge to the right,

Evading the huge attack of the disgusting mistress,

Another beautiful waltz, playing with the servants and accomplices of the evil mistress,

Escaped from this familiar door again,

next time,

Well, do you know what's going on with this bug? It's such a nuisance to the scenery.

A swish sound,

He seemed to be suspended in mid-air,

"So heavy."

Who are you scolding? I'm only 20 kilograms, okay? How many of you humans are only 20 kilograms? Don't be embarrassed, okay?

"So annoying. See you, Genjutsu Naraku."

So sleepy, blood red eyes,

Evil Uchiha.

When in coma,

I vaguely heard a sound,

"Mission accomplished."

next time,

No, I never want to see this door again,

Freedom, here I come again,

"Woof woof."

Where did the wild dogs come from?

The fat cat looked at it, and his hair stood on end.

Where did such a big dog come from?

"Woof woof."

I'm going to run,

If you run away from me, it will be difficult for you to fly.

A cat and a dog stage a thrilling show of speed and passion in Konoha.

", isn't it a good idea to treat the entrusted items in the mission like this?"

Inuzuka Hariko said,

"How could it be? Life depends on exercise. Look at that fat cat who doesn't exercise often. We can help it get some exercise. Maybe the employer will thank us then?"

Fat Meow: You fart, what do you mean by not exercising? Do you know how many times I circle Konoha every day?

"Woof woof."

"Mowan, you want to go too."

"Woof woof."

"Okay, then you go too, be careful of the danger."

"Woof woof."

Catching cats and other things, dogs love it most.

After a while,

Fat Meow once again returned to a familiar place,

Another dodge left and right,

Another waltz,

Once I crossed a familiar door,

I will definitely not come back this time,

Ten minutes later,

familiar scenes,

Why is that yellow-haired boy so fast?

That's the end of today,

I will definitely continue to work hard tomorrow,

Why,

Why is my body moving on its own?

I didn't want to run away this time,

I ran in front of the pineapple head, the yellow ponytail, and the big fat man,

Yamanaka Haiichi: "Shikaku, isn't it good for us to be like this?"

Nara Shikaku: "It's okay. I've observed him several times, and he's run out three times today. It's definitely not bad this time. Instead of searching the whole village all at once, it's better to strike first."

Akamichi Choza: "As expected of Shikaku."

Hatake Sakumo covered his face,

Children are really dark-hearted these days,

But it's good to have more income, no matter what.

The task of Genin's class is to lead the class. Jōnin gets half of it, so I'm happy.

The fat cat who knows everything: He cheated, don't you care? I only want to run three times today, don't add quotas.