PotatoYawn

In a world where gods bicker like siblings, heroes flex for fame, and magic flows as freely as tavern ale, one unlucky soul gets the reincarnation deal of a lifetime—well, almost.

Waking up in a fluffy body with twitchy ears and a tail that won't stop wiggling, our protagonist quickly realizes his new life isn’t exactly the stuff of epic ballads. He’s not a fearsome dragon, a dashing swordsman, or even a mildly threatening goblin. Nope. He’s a rabbit—a cute, pint-sized ball of fluff with "snack" written all over him.

But hey, when life gives you carrots, you make stew… or, uh, figure out how not to become rabbit stew. Armed with quick wits, an absurd amount of luck, and a knack for dodging death by hopping around, this hare-raising adventure sees him hopping through a magical world full of danger, absurdity, and even romance. (Who knew some people were into rabbits?!)

With gods watching his every move, adventurers mistaking him for loot, and predators thinking he looks delicious, one thing’s for sure: it’s not easy being prey. But with a little cunning and maybe some help from a snarky companion or two, he might just prove that even the smallest creature can have the biggest bite.

Reincarnated as a Rabbit: Tales of Carrots and Chaos

<p>The carnage around us began to settle, the air thick with the metallic scent of blood and the low growls of the remaining wolves. Their bodies lay scattered across the ground, some still twitching, others lifeless. The guards were battered but alive, their breathing heavy and ragged as they regrouped near the wagons. Lunara and I stood at the center, blood dripping from my claws and her rapier.</p>

<p>A bone-chilling howl cut through the aftermath, silencing everything. Even the wind seemed to stop. The remaining wolves froze in place, their glowing eyes flickering as if awaiting orders. From the shadowed edge of the forest, the Alpha dire wolf emerged.</p>

Chapter 50 – The Alpha Emerges