PotatoYawn

In a world where gods bicker like siblings, heroes flex for fame, and magic flows as freely as tavern ale, one unlucky soul gets the reincarnation deal of a lifetime—well, almost.

Waking up in a fluffy body with twitchy ears and a tail that won't stop wiggling, our protagonist quickly realizes his new life isn’t exactly the stuff of epic ballads. He’s not a fearsome dragon, a dashing swordsman, or even a mildly threatening goblin. Nope. He’s a rabbit—a cute, pint-sized ball of fluff with "snack" written all over him.

But hey, when life gives you carrots, you make stew… or, uh, figure out how not to become rabbit stew. Armed with quick wits, an absurd amount of luck, and a knack for dodging death by hopping around, this hare-raising adventure sees him hopping through a magical world full of danger, absurdity, and even romance. (Who knew some people were into rabbits?!)

With gods watching his every move, adventurers mistaking him for loot, and predators thinking he looks delicious, one thing’s for sure: it’s not easy being prey. But with a little cunning and maybe some help from a snarky companion or two, he might just prove that even the smallest creature can have the biggest bite.

Reincarnated as a Rabbit: Tales of Carrots and Chaos

Morning sunlight streamed through the window of our room at the Golden Hearth Inn, the golden rays catching flecks of dust in the air. It was peaceful—quiet enough that I could almost pretend the world outside wasn't riddled with cultists, goblins, and the occasional oversized beast with too many teeth.

I adjusted my cloak, glancing at Lunara as she stood by the door. She was as composed as ever, her movements precise as she checked the fit of her gear. The faint flicker of sunlight off her silver hair might have been beautiful if it weren't also a reminder of how utterly unruffled she was at all times. If Lunara ever panicked, I'd assume the apocalypse had already started and I'd missed the memo.

"Rank D," I said, letting the words hang in the air.

Lunara glanced at me, her expression unreadable.

Chapter 62 – Rank D