PotatoYawn

In a world where gods bicker like siblings, heroes flex for fame, and magic flows as freely as tavern ale, one unlucky soul gets the reincarnation deal of a lifetime—well, almost.

Waking up in a fluffy body with twitchy ears and a tail that won't stop wiggling, our protagonist quickly realizes his new life isn’t exactly the stuff of epic ballads. He’s not a fearsome dragon, a dashing swordsman, or even a mildly threatening goblin. Nope. He’s a rabbit—a cute, pint-sized ball of fluff with "snack" written all over him.

But hey, when life gives you carrots, you make stew… or, uh, figure out how not to become rabbit stew. Armed with quick wits, an absurd amount of luck, and a knack for dodging death by hopping around, this hare-raising adventure sees him hopping through a magical world full of danger, absurdity, and even romance. (Who knew some people were into rabbits?!)

With gods watching his every move, adventurers mistaking him for loot, and predators thinking he looks delicious, one thing’s for sure: it’s not easy being prey. But with a little cunning and maybe some help from a snarky companion or two, he might just prove that even the smallest creature can have the biggest bite.

Reincarnated as a Rabbit: Tales of Carrots and Chaos

The arena buzzed with energy, the roar of the crowd blending into a chaotic hum that thrummed in the air like a living thing. My name echoed through the stands, shouted with cheers, jeers, and everything in between. I stepped into the center of the battlefield, my movements calm and unhurried, crimson eyes scanning the arena.

Across from me stood Ralph, his polished armor gleaming under the sunlight. His cocky grin was as forced as the bravado in his stance, but it didn't stop him from puffing out his chest like a rooster in a barnyard. The oversized longsword strapped to his back was clearly meant to intimidate. It didn't.

"Caelum!" Ralph called, his voice carrying above the noise.

"I've been waiting for this." His grin widened, the smugness rolling off him in waves.

"Let's see if that red-eyed freak act of yours holds up in a real fight."

Chapter 73 – Kneel