The system was unhappy, "Host, although you often call me a 'damn thing,' I am a system, an artificial intelligence, not a puppy."
Xu Ying's eyes twinkled as she cajoled, "System, you just don't understand. In our human world, dogs are the most loyal and closest companions to humans.
The reason I bought this dog-patterned skin for you is that I consider you my best friend. Are you saying you're not loyal to me?
Could it be that we're not the best of friends?"
The system felt its brain wasn't up to par, as if it actually was so.
"Thank you, my dear host. I really like this dog-patterned skin, so why don't you buy it and give it to me now?"
Xu Ying was almost laughing herself silly inside, and immediately purchased the dog-patterned skin for the system.
"System, put on the skin and let me see how it looks, will you?"
The system, excited and elated, switched to the new skin. If it had a physical form, it would certainly have been shaking its hips and dancing.