He glared at her and pinched her cheek, "Am I your teacher? I'm your husband! Is your mind clear? Should I get you a CT scan to check?"
"..." Can a CT scan reveal whether in her mind he's a teacher or a husband? She initially wanted to say she hadn't remarried him and he wasn't her husband yet, but after some thought, she figured it would probably make her situation worse. Knowing the situation is part of being wise, so she decided to just get through the day, "Alright, alright, husband it is then..."
Saying those words really felt awkward! She handed the shopping bag to him. Although it felt awkward, she still used a coquettish tone so fake it disgusted even herself, "Husband, it's getting late, you have work tomorrow, go back and rest early."
Was sending clothes and acting coquettish enough? She hurriedly headed home. Pacifying someone truly was an art form; this was even more tiresome than her previous servitude to him!