[Currently scanning current status...]
[Scan complete.]
[The title you're wearing now is "Enchanting Demon (Flawless)," and your "Sit-ups (Taboo) cooling is complete"]
[You stand outside the safe zone's city gates, with eagle eyes and wolfish intent, gazing northward over the lands, as a twelfth-rank Legend·Alien Species Warrior, who among the wasteland's lesser monsters could possibly contend with you?]
[Within the wasteland's monster piles, you are invincible.]
[Your destination this time is on the border line coordinates: (3,19)!]
[Your current location: (1,1)!]
[You are about to meet with your online friends, one of whom is the Seven-color Taoist who privately sent you two racy photos, very good, this woman's profession looks quite lascivious, please make sure not to let her go.]