Chapter 7: The Cafeteria Lady's Dark Cuisine

It wasn't just Wang Hai, many in the live streaming room were scratching their heads.

[Yeah, I also think subtitling novels might be a blue ocean project worth investing in!]

[Hold up, you're not Wang Duoyu.]

[Are you brainless, the guy who said that on the first floor?]

[He might not be brainless; maybe his head's just full of miso.]

[Actually, subtitling novels isn't impossible...wait, why the hell would novels need subtitles?!]

Oh my god!

(▼皿▼#)

Wang Hai suddenly smacked his forehead.

"Are you messing with me? Novels need subtitles? Aren't they all text already?"

Jiang Xiao nodded, a look of obviousness on his face.

"Yeah, it's all text. You've been pondering over such a simple question so long, your brain capacity isn't even as good as a street boss's. And you say you don't have mental issues?"

"Can't you ask some normal questions? I know astronomy above and geography below..."

"Yeah right, more like you know astronomy above and paralysis below..."

Wang Hai: ?????

I'm so pissed@#￥%*&@#%￥!

[Wang Hai is about to blow up...]

[If I were him, I wouldn't be able to stand it either.]

[Oh man, Wang Hai seemed like a decent person, but here he's being driven mad by Jiang Xiao.]

Yikes!!!

The ruthless Wang Hai's countless tentacles penetrated Jiang Xiao's body, one of which directly burst Jiang Xiao's heart!

Wang Hai didn't stop there, he kept stirring those tentacles inside Jiang Xiao's body until Jiang Xiao breathed his last.

The Wang Hai who had killed Jiang Xiao slowly returned to normal. He collapsed back onto the bed, panting heavily.

"Whew..whew...mental cases...dare to mess with me? That's the price of messing with me!"

"Brother Octopus, was someone messing with you just now?" a figure asked from beside him.

"Yes, a psychiatrist in a white lab coat, he simply..."

Huh?

Who's talking to me?

Wang Hai turned his head: (ｷ｀ﾟДﾟ´)!!

Holy shit?

His organs were mashed, and yet he's not dead?!

Not only not dead, but Jiang Xiao also dipped his finger into the jelly-like substance oozing from the huge hole in his chest and tasted it.

"Mmm~ The freshest jelly-like substance, so tasty. I think I just need a piece of seaweed bread now, Brother Octopus, do you want some?"

As Jiang Xiao spoke, he moved the 'jelly-like substance' towards Wang Hai's mouth.

Yuck~

(ﾉಥ益ಥ) Wang Hai dodged Jiang Xiao's jelly-covered finger.

Mental case, this guy is definitely a mental case!

Seeing Brother Octopus didn't fancy the jelly-like substance, Jiang Xiao casually pulled out a coral from his belly and handed it over.

"Brother Octopus, look, a soft one~"

Wang Hai, provoked by Jiang Xiao again, flew into a rage!

More tentacles appeared behind him, grabbing Jiang Xiao's arms and tearing him in two, his organs spilling out like water.

Looking at Jiang Xiao torn in half, Wang Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

There, now the world is quiet~

Wait...

Wang Hai's expression froze.

Something about the situation seemed off...

The torn Jiang Xiao was slowly wriggling back together?

Under Wang Hai's disgusted expression, two complete Jiang Xiaos reappeared!

Wang Hai shook his head, seemingly unable to believe what he was seeing.

It's not bro...who's the freak here?

One Jiang Xiao picked up two pieces of bread from the ground, dipped them in the ketchup there, and put them together.

"Here, Brother Octopus, would you like to try a 'crab burger' personally made by Pai Daxing!"

The other Jiang Xiao played with the fresh coral on the ground...

"Brother Octopus, I also have the freshest wild coral here, I think your mouth would love to taste it..."

Wang Hai: "Nani? Wang Defa? No, no, no! I don't want to eat that stuff!"

Unfortunately, his refusal was futile.

'Splat~'

Jiang Xiao shoved a fresh piece of coral directly into Wang Hai's mouth.

My God!

The taste of this coral not only hit the spot but went straight to the depths of the brainstem!

Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)"Ugh... Ugh wah!"

Wang Hai ultimately couldn't resist the psychological discomfort and was entirely overwhelmed by the watery coral grass.

Pervert, this Pai Daxing doctor must definitely be a pervert!

Watching the food that Jiang Xiao played with become more and more outrageous, Wang Hai finally couldn't hold it together anymore.

His face filled with horror, he shrank towards the corner of the bed, frantically waving his arms to refuse Jiang Xiao's feeding.

(;≧Д≦)y!!! "No, you... you don't come near me, I warn you, if you come any closer, there will be life-threatening danger, I! I... I get super fierce when I burst!"

Threatening me?

Jiang Xiao tilted his head and began to squeeze the juice from the coral grass towards Wang Hai's mouth.

"Stop, stop stop! Pai Daxing Doctor, no, bro, you're my brother! You're my father!! I, you, I was wrong!"

After a moment of silence, the barrage finally had someone talking again.

[Can't believe...]

[So heavy...]

[Eh, how come, from a decent creepiness, it turned into Jiang Xiao making him admit his fault?]

[Wang Hai's performance is at least much better than Wang Xiao'ai's from just now, Wang Xiao'ai has completely collapsed.]

[I feel that Wang Hai's mental state is probably more stable than Wang Xiao'ai's.]

[Looks like the eerie isn't without sentiments, at the very least knows what disgust is...]

Suddenly, Wang Hai saw the minute hand pointing to eleven thirty.

"Pai Daxing Doctor... yes, right! Pai Daxing Doctor, it's mealtime, you go eat?"

"Oh, mealtime, I love eating!"

The two Jiang Xiaos left the stuff they held and walked out of Wang Hai's hospital room, a few minutes later, one slowly dissipated.

"Mealtime mealtime mealtime...."

Jiang Xiao passed by Shrimp Overlord and directly gave a security guard a punch.

"Hey! Shrimp Overlord, do you know where to eat?"

Security: ???

This new doctor seems a bit off, why is he getting more and more nervous?

Previously, he still said he just resembled his old friend Shrimp Overlord, now he's directly calling him Shrimp Overlord?

The security guard carefully examined Jiang Xiao up and down, yes... that's right, the white coat is on him, he is a doctor.

"Eating? Coincidentally, Doctor Jiang Xiao, I was just about to eat too, how about we go together?"

"Oh, of course! This idea is great! I'd love to eat with you, it would be even better if SpongeBob were here!"

The security guard looked at Jiang Xiao weirdly but didn't say much, just leading him towards the cafeteria.

[Damn, this security guard is good, didn't take Jiang Xiao's bait.]

[Maybe he has realized Jiang Xiao's mental state is off, but because of 'rules,' he simply couldn't do anything.]

[I feel this security guard is a dangerous person.]

[Right, there have been quite a few chosen ones who died at the hands of the security guard, all were instant kills, extremely brutal methods, the screen just went black and they were out, up till now, no one knows how the security guard acts.]

[Uh, the rules said, this security guard isn't clever, it's very likely he simply didn't catch the bait.]

[Rule Eight: The psychiatric hospital's security guards aren't intelligent, but they're extremely fierce. If they have any requests, you'd better comply!]

The security guard's requests for the chosen ones seemed to be randomly triggered, some were very simple, some were downright impossible.

There were also many people who simply didn't receive any requests from the security guard, just like Jiang Xiao and Dr. Wobuju.

Now it's mealtime, everyone must go!

Every chosen one put down their work at hand and came to the cafeteria.

...

The lunch lady's face seemed to hang a layer of dead skin on it, without a trace of emotion.

Only when she saw Doctor Jiang Xiao did her face show a sinister expression.

"Here, this portion is for the security guard, this for the doctor, and these three portions, please Doctor take them and distribute to the three psychiatric patients."

Her voice sounded like two dry logs rubbing together, truly unpleasant to hear.

...

Wobuju looked at the food in front of him, his stomach couldn't help but churn.

If he wasn't mistaken, the food he was eating seemed to be a chunk of white-boiled fatty pork, without even any seasonings.

The security guard with Wobuju had no change in expression, his portion of food was a big bowl of fried bugs.

Jiang Xiao's portion was a pot of blanched intestines, which appeared quite fresh, constantly giving off a wriggling feeling in the pot.

The security guard with Jiang Xiao received an unidentified animal's skull.

The scene in front of them deeply shocked the viewers watching the live stream.

Especially at 11:30, which is precisely the time many families eat,

[Can't stand it, even after experiencing so many eerie tales, I'm still disgusted.]

[Damn! I was eating spicy rabbit head, this scene completely overwhelmed me!]

[Jiang Xiao's pot of boiled intestines, any normal person would find it unbearable to eat, probably wasn't even washed...]

[Coincidence, isn't it? He just happens not to be a normal person! Hehe.]

Seeing the food in front of Jiang Xiao, the security guard grinned.

"Doctor Jiang Xiao, please enjoy your meal, if you don't eat, the cafeteria lady has the authority to take some special measures against you~"

Chuckling!

Without any hesitation, Jiang Xiao plunged his head into the pot and devoured it fiercely.

Security guard: God!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ