Chapter 23 Accompany Me

The little Lolita, coldly addressed as "Daddy" by Jiang Xiao, wore a speechless expression on her face.

But... But there wasn't a trace of dislike in her eyes.

As they say, beauty is a form of talent, and Jiang Xiao was much more decent than that pervy man reeking of curry and onions just a moment ago.

"Hey! Do you want this daddy or not? If not, give him to me!"

The blue-dress Lolita who had just obliterated the chosen one from India was eager to snatch Daddy away.

She had glanced around and among ten daddies, Jiang Xiao seemed to be the only one that looked somewhat human.

"Me! Me, me, me! I want him to be my daddy too!"

A pink-haired Lolita in a white dress also came over, all excited, trying to grab Daddy for herself.

Jiang Xiao, surrounded by three little Lolitas, scratched his head and showed a bashful expression, quite enjoying the attention of being the center of adoration.

A black-haired Lolita in a blue dress.

A pink-haired Lolita in casual wear.

And a cool little Lolita dressed all in black.

"Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinzou, the idol child of the Sunflower class at Shuangye Kindergarten, who hates bell peppers, 5 years old, unmarried. My standards for a spouse are Fujihara Norika. Miss, would you like to hop on my tricycle and go for a ride?"

Both the Lolita and the pink-haired girl looked at Jiang Xiao with joy.

Such a unique and interesting 'Daddy' was a first for them.

Yep, that's right, they definitely wanted him to be their Daddy today!

"Is kindergarten fun? Can I go to Shuangye Kindergarten with Daddy?"

"Daddy! Bai Yi wants to go for a ride with you, a ride, toot toot toot~~~"

The more the two little Lolitas talked, the happier they became, their eyes shining with little stars as they looked at Jiang Xiao.

They even reached out their little hands to grab onto Jiang Xiao's pant leg, as if afraid that he would run away.

The cool little girl in the black dress wasn't particularly keen on Jiang Xiao at first.

But seeing the other two girls competing, she too came to the conclusion that this Daddy seemed to be the best.

...

The remaining chosen ones were dumbfounded.

Something wasn't right here; instead of killing each other, why were they fighting over Daddy?

Many parents watching the stream stroked their chins, pondering something.

[Now that I think about it, this style seems familiar...]

[Do you know why the food kids eat at kindergarten tastes better than the food at home?]

[This is just the innocent nature of children; they want whatever it is others are after.]

[Hiss, thinking about it this way, this Analog Horror actually seems quite nice. Children are easy to appease, right~]

[Have you ever raised children, above commenter?]

[Putting everything else aside, just on their unpredictability alone, they don't throw tantrums or act out like regular kids.]

[If they get unhappy, well, what happened to that Indian guy serves as a cautionary tale.]

Only then did the audience realize that these were bona fide eccentrics.

They mustn't be fooled by their cute and handsome appearance!

[I get it now, that Indian was just too sleazy and perverted, which is why his head exploded.]

[Exactly, staring at the supernatural with that kind of lecherous gaze was simply asking for trouble.]

At this point, the remaining chosen ones started to initiate contact with the children, learning by example.

They weren't fools; they understood that the unfortunate one from India brought it upon himself and no one else was to blame.

As long as their interaction was normal, there shouldn't be any problem.

But now a new issue had arisen.

There weren't enough children to go around!

Originally, with the death of the Indian chosen one, there should have been one extra child.

But now three of them wanted to claim Jiang Xiao as their Daddy!

How should this situation be resolved?

Meichuan Neiku felt like dying right now, having scanned the room to find all the other children quite attractive.

Only the big, fat kid clinging to him was outrageously disagreeable!

Actually, the kid being a bit chubby was not the issue; it was that huge, grotesque nose that was truly repulsive.

From the deep yellow stains, it was easy to discern that this kid's snot wasn't just runny—it was a pure, thick stream of yellow.

Gross...

"Daddy, I want to play a horsey ride! Gimme a ride!"

The chubby kid pulled at Meichuan Neiku's clothes while trying to climb onto his head.

The latter simply couldn't resist and had to squat down obediently to let the chubby kid mount his neck.

And the chubby kid didn't fault himself in the slightest, even smearing his snot on Meichuan Neiku.

Look at you looking like a B***, as if *****,I'm just @#￥%

No, no, can't get angry, mustn't get angry...

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[Rule One: You will play the role of a devoted father; you will fulfill all your child's demands.]

Meichuan Neiku barely suppressed the nausea and put on a forced smile for the chubby child.

"Whahaha! Whahahahahaha!!!"

As Meichuan Neiku tried to appear lovingly paternal, a brash laughter caught his attention.

There stood Jiang Xiao, striking a clichéd superhero pose, and laughing uproariously with his head thrown back.

"That's right! I am the human form of Donggan Superman, Nohara Shinzou! My Donggan Light Beam can shatter all evil!"

Around him was a circle of kids, each with eyes sparkling as they stared at him.

The children's faces nearly spelled out 'Admiration'.

"Wow~ That's awesome!"

"Dad, can I see your Donggan Light Beam?"

"No way! Dad already said he can only transform into Donggan Superman when everyone is in danger!"

"Um, that's right, that's right; heroes never reveal their identity in front of ordinary people~"

"Bai Yi, your dad is a big hero..."

"I... I, can I choose Shinjiro to be our dad too?"

Lolita in blue pondered with her head tilted and finger on her lips, then seriously said,

"No way! If you try to steal Daddy from me, I'll kill you~"

Upon hearing this, the other kids immediately shrank back a few steps.

It seemed that this Lolita was one of the stronger ones in this group of kids...

Wait.

The little pink-haired lolita and the aloof lolita didn't seem to have any intention of leaving.

Clearly, their strength was on par with that Lolita as well.

Such an interesting daddy... How could they let Bai Yi have him all to herself?

But there could be only one daddy, so how to share among the three? Hence, the three lolitas simply locked eyes with each other.

Just when everyone thought they were about to fight, they miraculously made a genius collective decision.

Which was for all three of them to choose Jiang Xiao as their daddy!

Upon having this idea, they couldn't help but admire their own brilliant thinking.

Since the three of them couldn't determine a winner anyway, why not choose him as their daddy together?

The little pink-haired girl tugged on Jiang Xiao's trouser leg and cautiously asked,

"Daddy Shinjiro, do... do you have any experience with taking care of kids? We're not easy to handle."

Jiang Xiao tilted his head and thought, hmm...

"No problem. I often play house with Nini and make Zheng Nan my son!"

Who's Zheng Nan?

The little lolitas didn't know who Zheng Nan was; they only knew their dad was the coolest one!

Look at the others.

Hehe~

Each one shy and timid, not a bit like father material.

Zheng Nan...

Now here was Jiang Xiao, both Nohara Shinzou and Zheng Nan.

[If I'm not mistaken, he's having an episode again...]

[This time it's not too bad; at least Nohara Shinzou has some logical thinking, better than Pai Daxing, that's for sure.]

[Can't agree there. Shin-chan might be cute at times, but when he loses it, he's no less troublesome than Pai Daxing.]

[Hmm, watching "Crayon Shin-chan" is fun, but having Nohara Shinzou turn into your own child...]

Oopsie~

Anyway, the vast majority of people wouldn't accept it; Shinzou is like a husky, better enjoyed when he belongs to someone else's family.

While everyone was debating whether Nohara Shinzou was more cute or more annoying,

a glaring IP appeared in Dragon Country's live stream.

[Damn it! Strong protest! Jiang Xiao, who is clearly a citizen of our Sakura Country, what you're doing in Dragon Country amounts to banditry! IP: Sakura Country.]

What the fuck?

[Exactly! Nohara Shinzou is a citizen of Sakura Country; I have reason to suspect Jiang Xiao grew up in our Sakura Country! IP: Sakura Country]

This...

What kind of bizarre logic is this?

[Eh, nothing surprising. Sakura Country's bandit culture and Korea's thievery culture are well-known, no need to bother with these clowns who love to shoot their mouths off~]

[Hahahaha, it's true, the more inferior the country, the more they like to steal from others, from holidays and customs to street snacks; they want to "steal" everything.]

[At first, I thought they were just stealing holidays and historical figures, but now they even want to steal Jiang Xiao.]

[Tee hee hee, that's just what inferior people do~]

[Jiang Xiao: Oh no, have I become a person from Sakura Country?]

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