Chapter 33 Conquering Sun Wei

Sun Wei slowly recovered from her eerie state after killing Jiang Xiao.

When she saw her three daughters asking her to compensate them for their father, she was stunned.

"This is... this is a bad father, it's good that he's dead!"

Bai Yi sniffled, having been a daughter for so long. Didn't they know whether Jiang Xiao was a good father?

"Wipe your tears now! Anyone who cries again, I will eat them! Shi Shi, go cut off your father's thigh."

Shi Shi was unwilling to move; her cold heart had just begun to feel a bit of warmth and happiness...

But it was extinguished by her own mother's hands!

"Shi Shi! Do you dare disobey your mother's words?"

Sun Wei's eyes began to turn red; she felt her authority was being challenged repeatedly!

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang tried to persuade Shi Shi to obey.

But Shi Shi faced Sun Wei's oppression fearlessly, showing no intention of complying.

"I really love Shi Shi, I super like her stubborn look right now!"

"You won't love it when she crushes your heart~"

"Uh... guys? Aren't you worried we're being invaded by the eerie?"

"Newbie, our screen isn't even dark yet, what are you panicking about, you pink bubble teapot?"

The fact that Dragon Country's livestream hadn't gone dark meant one thing.

That Jiang Xiao was still alive and well~

...

Shi Shi's unmoved demeanor really frustrated Sun Wei.

"Good! Very good! It's been a long time since someone dared to challenge me! It seems necessary to kill another daughter today to establish my authority!"

"Three-layer belly, big butt, old lady has shown up again, listen buddy, Pai Daxing thinks you're doing it wrong!"

Hmm?

Sun Wei's movements stiffened, then she turned incredulously to look at Jiang Xiao.

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ Wang Defa?

The latter's head was talking to her at a weird angle of 180 degrees.

Moreover, his neck's twisted state was slowly returning to normal.

But those eyes...

Why did they look so stupid?

"S-Class Passive Skill: Regeneration"

"You will have a recovery ability as powerful as Pai Daxing's, but it might make you spout some nonsensical phrases inadvertently."

Shi Shi was the first to react, leaping to hug Jiang Xiao.

"Dad! You're okay!"

Jiang Xiao's vacant gaze fixated on Sun Wei.

"Oh, I'm fine, I have always been fine, you know, everyone makes mistakes, that's why there's an eraser on the other end of a pencil, I think you understand my point, mom was wrong."

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang hesitated, then also moved to Jiang Xiao's side.

Clearly, the situation was now 4v1.

It seemed a major family brawl was about to erupt.

Even the large yellow dog that had been playing dead in the backyard ran to Jiang Xiao's feet, baring its teeth at Sun Wei.

Does that make it 4.5v1?

Everyone conflicting with each other?

This sense of being abandoned by everyone left Sun Wei feeling hollow inside.

Was it possible she was wrong?

But this self-doubt was only momentary, soon swallowed by flames of anger.

"You.. you don't think just because there are more of you, you can handle me, do you? Hah, hahaha, whahaha...."

As Sun Wei's laughter grew, her mouth stretched to a terrifying extent like that of a python!

"Hahahaha... Does this dad's talent happen not to die? Or regenerate? But... it doesn't matter anymore because today I'm going to eat you alive! See if you don't die!!"

Eat alive?!

"Hah! Big mouth venomous snake old witch, I will not submit to you! You… don't come any closer!"

Hearing he was about to be eaten alive, Nohara Shinzou's will bolted.

Jiang Xiao also wrestled back the main control of his body from Pai Daxing.

He couldn't let Pai Daxing act recklessly...

Although this pink starfish was bizarre, who knew if he could recover after being eaten alive?

"Honey, please wait!"

Sun Wei stopped cold.

She wanted to see what this dad had to say with death looming.

"Why, the most important thing is for a family to be happy together, do you really want to see Shi Shi and the others sad?"

If going tough didn't work, time to switch to the soft approach and play the family card!

The three little girls immediately acted dramatically, tugging at Jiang Xiao's pants ceaselessly.

They indicated that without their dad, they would be sad their whole lives.

Sun Wei's expression changed slightly, but...

"But no matter what! Playing video games is wrong!"

"What's wrong?" Jiang Xiao's face showed confusion.

Sun Wei's expression was full of loathing: "Don't you know the harm of video games?"

"Ah?" Jiang Xiao looked puzzled.

"Besides making children addicted, damaging their eyesight, and turning them introverted, what good do video games do?"

"Oh?" Jiang Xiao sounded uncertain.

"Some kids even dumped all the money their parents had saved up for years into video games!"

"Oh!" Jiang Xiao slapped his thigh.

"So! Video games, that's why you just can't play them!"

"Huh, never heard of that!" Jiang Xiao waved his hand dismissively.

"Are you seriously setting me up with these jokes?!"

Sun Wei almost lost it. What the hell was this idiot doing?

"Don't, don't, don't! Wife, hear me out!!!"

"Fine, I'll give you one last chance!"

Jiang Xiao looked at the gaming console, then brought it over to Sun Wei.

"Not to bother, but how do you put money into this thing? Can you demonstrate it?"

Sun Wei's face instantly stiffened.

Barrage: ...

[Just asking, can you put money in the games in this console?]

[No, but the game cards are pretty expensive.]

[I can't take it anymore, Jiang God's comedic support is killing me.]

[Sun Wei almost lost it with this joke.]

[It looks like Sun Wei's CPU is about to smoke...]

"Sss..."

Sun Wei took a deep breath holding the gaming console.

This damn Kaidan isn't rigorous at all!

What kind of bizarre lines are they setting me up with?

How do you put money into this gaming console?

"That... That's not good if you hurt your eyes!"

"Science has proven that it's totally OK beyond a distance of three meters. Besides, we only played for a little while, not all day on the TV."

"Uh-huh, we stay far away from Dad, we won't get nearsighted!"

"But you'll get addicted!"

"How could we? What our daughter likes isn't playing games, but playing games with mom and dad. Shi Shi just turned off the TV, it was me who turned it back on."

The three little girls once again vouched for Jiang Xiao.

"That... That could still affect the kids' physical and mental health... right?"

By this point, Sun Wei herself was losing confidence.

"Huh, you don't even believe what you're saying, do you? They are clearly very happy! Where is it affecting their mental and physical health, right?"

"Yes, yes! We have super fun playing games with Dad!"

"Yeah, and didn't Mom love playing hopscotch and kicking shuttlecocks when she was little?"

"Mom loved playing cards when she was little!"

"Who's fault is it that Mom never plays with us? What else could we do if not play games?"

"Since you couldn't restrain your own gaming desires as a child, now you have the nerve to control us."

The words of the three Shi Shis hit hard.

And now that they were all on Jiang Xiao's side, she couldn't just do away with them, could she?

Sun Wei's mouth twitched, and at this moment, she had completely reverted from her eerie state to normal.

"You, you all, ugh! I can't deal with you anymore! If you go blind from playing, too bad, I'm not covering your expenses!"

Saying that, she stomped angrily upstairs.

"Yay!" x4.

Jiang Xiao and Shi Shi high-fived joyfully.

"Dad, you're the first dad I've seen who dares to reason with Mom!"

"Yeah, I really look up to Dad!"

"I look up to Dad the most, most, most!"

Jiang Xiao was speechless, thinking anyone else who tried to reason with your mom probably has grass growing three meters high on their grave by now.

This scene of Jiang Xiao reasoning with mom was watched by countless viewers in the live stream.

But looking around, it seems that the chosen ones in their country can't replicate it.

To pull off what Jiang Xiao did, you first need to build a relationship with the kids.

To make them fully support their dad.

You also need a way to withstand mom's ultimate attacks.

As it appears right now, only the Five-limb Substitute Death Technique from Sakura Country seems replicable.

And that depends on Meichuan Neiku getting on good terms with the rest of the family members.

Watching Jiang Xiao thrive in this Kaidan, viewers from Dragon Country were inspired.

[I feel like there might be shortcuts you could take in this Kaidan?]

[This Kaidan's emotions seem richer, especially those three little girls, crazy protective of their dad.]

[Hahaha, my daughter also sides with me, thinks my wife is too strict.]

[Other chosen ones can almost never replicate Jiang Xiao's move unless they can let go of their own prejudices and fears, and truly treat those kids as their own.]

[Is Jiang Xiao invincible?]

[It's not that simple, Kaidan's difficulty varies, but it's not so easy that a chosen one can just pass through; remember, you have to survive seven days, and anything could happen during that time.]

At that time, the meeting room in Sakura Country was discussing whether to inform Meichuan Neiku about the recent events surrounding Jiang Xiao.

"Let's not rush, what's the worst that could happen? Sacrifice a limb? Neiku-kun still has four left!"

"Agree, no rush, let's wait a bit more, see if Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country can trigger some hidden info..."

"Yeah, agree, suggest we wait and see, since Neiku-kun hasn't faced any danger so far."