Chapter 37 Midnight Crying

"Analog Horror comes with a punishment mechanism?"

Just when everyone thought Dragon Country would get silenced or something, the punishment descended...

"The eeriness will arrive in 120 seconds, ravaging the city for 24 hours."

Dragon Country: ???

Ourexiet!

There's no way this is happening, right?

Complaining in the comments about Kaidan being unfair is enough to bring about something sinister?

The city is an important one within the three major metropolitan areas of Dragon Country.

The backlash Dragon Country's citizens received for their loose lips was no small matter.

But now, even if their hearts were unwilling, they dared not babble endlessly in the live stream.

The Prime Minister of Dragon Country had smashed over eighty cups in one night.

Cursing "Dammit, damn it all to hell" all night long in the conference room.

Damn it, who would have thought that keyboard-warrioring against Kaidan could lead to punishment?

And those from Lighthouse Country who had immigrated to Dragon Country, they're currently in that city.

Their faces looked as if they'd eaten shit.

They had barely been there a few days, and now this?!

...

At this time, Jiang Xiao had already returned to his room to prepare to sleep with Sun Wei.

"You sleep over there!"

Sun Wei kicked and pushed Jiang Xiao to the foot of the bed.

"Ugh, wife, are you sure you don't want to see the elephant.."

"Scram! I don't want to see it, don't whip it out and disgust me!"

Clearly, although Sun Wei had some feelings for Jiang Xiao, that was all there was to it.

If he was thinking of taking things further, it seemed he had a long way to go.

"Wife, does the old man have to take his medicine tomorrow?"

Jiang Xiao, unable to sleep, couldn't help but ask.

He thought there was something off about the old man.

By rank, he should be Shi Shi and the others' grandfather.

But it seemed the whole family despised him.

Sun Wei huffed coldly in response to Jiang Xiao's question.

"That old man isn't a good person; I'd rather he..."

Sun Wei didn't finish her rebellious statement.

But Jiang Xiao already understood her meaning.

After all, the old man had tried to kill him, his "son," on their first meeting – could he be a good person?

Seeing that Jiang Xiao remained silent, Sun Wei brought up the old man's past.

"Before he was bedridden, Shi Shi and the others suffered plenty of humiliation and beatings from him. They still tremble with fear when they see the old man."

Jiang Xiao nodded; he had noticed that when Shi Shi and the others came to call him for breakfast that morning.

They say grandparents are usually more affectionate towards their grandchildren.

But Shi Shi and the little ones clearly feared the old man.

"Let it be, he can't move now anyway, who cares."

Sun Wei turned away, although not sharing a pillow, she wasn't used to sleeping facing a man.

'Plop~'

The clueless Jiang Xiao clearly didn't understand, and he casually draped his leg over Sun Wei.

Her body stiffened instantly.

"Take it off!"

"Silly wife, it's so soft~"

"Hmph, if you move again, I'll eat you!"

That threat didn't sound threatening at all.

Actually, Sun Wei was quite attractive, especially the scent on her.

It was a mix of fresh grass and lavender, particularly soothing and sleep-inducing.

Hmm?

Just as Jiang Xiao was about to fall asleep,

suddenly, he heard intermittent sobbing and crying.

That person seemed to be deliberately muffling their sounds.

From the noise, it seemed to be coming from his daughter's room.

"Wife? Wife?"

After calling out twice, Sun Wei seemed to be asleep, showing no intention of getting up.

Jiang Xiao got up, turned on the bedside lamp, and wanted to see what was going on with his little treasure.

"Rule Five: Ignore any noise from the child's room at night."

"Jiang Xiao is about to break the rules again."

"Rules? Sorry, Jiang Xiao's rules are the rules!"

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[Jiang God is always right, so pack up your doubts!]

The people of Dragon Country now had a blind faith in Jiang Xiao.

[Hey hey hey, everyone go check out the Lighthouse Country's live stream, there's good drama to watch!]

At this moment, Lighthouse Country's Chosen One, Mad, was being nudged awake by his wife.

"Honey, did you hear any noise? Honey?"

Mad could not exactly be said to be motionless, at least it could be said that his snoring was thunderous.

Are you going to say he's asleep?

Sorry, he's more awake now than anyone else.

So awake he was even admiring his own genius thinking!

In fact, Mad had already heard their daughter crying a while ago.

But as soon as he thought of Rule Five, he immediately chose to continue lying in bed pretending to be dead.

And there his wife was, trying to wake him up.

Hehe~

Call all you want, even if you shout your throat sore today, I'm not going to move an inch.

[Oh! Mechanism Master Mad, this pretense of sleeping is absolutely perfect! IP: Lighthouse Country]

[Yes, that's right! The rules only require the Chosen One to satisfy all of the child's demands, but they don't say anything about satisfying the wife's demands. The ostrich battle strategy is undoubtedly the best choice. IP: Lighthouse Country]

[But is it really that simple? IP: Lighthouse Country]

"Honey? Honey, wake up, it seems like our daughter is crying?"

The woman pushed a few times and when she realized her husband was still motionless, she couldn't help but swing her palm.

The barrage's reasoning wasn't wrong.

According to the rules, Mad's wife really couldn't command him.

So she did not hesitate to deliver a series of blows both left and right.

At least a dozen 'slap slap slap slap' in succession!

Purely arranging a physical wake-up service for Mad!

The eerie strength of her hand was not small.

You could clearly see through the live stream.

Mad's cheek teeth had been knocked out, two of them, and his face was beaten to a blooming crimson.

Even being hit like this, Mad still showed no intention of opening his eyes.

The woman was dumbfounded, she just conservatively estimated she slapped him no less than thirty times, and this guy is still sleeping so soundly?

Helpless, completely unable to wake him, Mad's wife could only give up.

It was only when the woman lay back down did Mad's expression change.

First, he couldn't hold back two streams of tears, which directly soaked the pillow.

Even his facial skin hurt uncontrollably twitching, those who didn't know might think he had Parkinson's.

He really did break his teeth and swallow them!

(ﾉಥ益ಥ) "Wuwu~"

Unable to hold back, Mad whimpered softly twice.

Hearing the sound, his wife sat up again immediately.

With a suspicious face, she looked at Mad, thinking, you little rascal, pretending to sleep to trick me, huh?

"Honey? Are you really not awake?"

Mad quickly hid the expression on his face, reverting back to a thunderous snoring state.

Completely unaware that the tear stains on his pillow have betrayed him...

The woman sighed and placed her hand on Mad's face.

"Honey, I remember you have more than a dozen decayed teeth, right? How about I take them out while you are soundly asleep tonight?"

More than a dozen?!!

Mad's body shuddered!

I don't even know how many teeth I have in total, are you going to pull out half of them just by mentioning it?

"Wait, I'll go get the pliers."

After slapping Mad's swollen face, the wife pretended to get up, it was clear she really intended to pull them out by force.

Damn!

Is she really serious?

Mad immediately did a carp jump out of the bed, looking confused.

"Eh? Wife, you haven't fallen asleep yet, hiss... why does my cheek hurt so much? Wife, do you know? Just now I felt like someone was slapping my face."

Well, it might be because his face was swollen, which made him somewhat unclear in his speech.

Mad's wife was also a genuinely skilled actress; her reply showed not a hint of a flaw.

"Oh, you just rolled out of bed, look, you even knocked out two of your cheek teeth. By the way, Ting has been crying all this time, why not go check on her?"

"Oh? Really or not? And such a matter, then, I must go check on her."

Mad, with a serious face, even complained to his wife that such a big deal as their daughter crying should have woken him up sooner.

Isn't it...

You two are so smoothly dodging the questions, aren't you?

As long as they're not embarrassed, those embarrassed are the viewers in the Lighthouse Country live stream.

[Oh, owe, genius!]

[Good guy, both of them are millennium foxes~]

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