355: The Wisdom of a Scumbag

"Damn it, Brother Chen, please don't scare me!"

Under the background of Chen Hansheng's sinister tone, Li Zhennan clearly felt goose bumps on his arms and the muscles on his face were tense. He didn't doubt that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little depressed about his behavior of intimidating him.

"You are also 20 years old, how can you still be afraid of ghosts."

Chen Hansheng teased Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.

"I'm only 19, one year younger than all of you."

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but he was a little scared and would rather sit on the chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng packed his luggage and helped clean up. Li Zhennan looked very interesting: "Brother Chen, do you remember that you were the first one to clean the balcony when you signed up for freshman year?"

"Of course I remember."

Chen Hansheng smiled and said: "At that time, you and Lao Yang had to come over to help. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were lazy, and Lao Dai was not mentioned."

"At the beginning, we all thought you were an honest man."

Li Zhennan also laughed. After a year and a half in college, if the six people in the dormitory had a deep relationship, it would be a pretentious lie, because everyone in college is an adult, and everyone has their own independent thoughts.

But at least under Chen Hansheng's control, 602 has never isolated a roommate.

When Li Zhennan promoted Rocket 101 before, he had seen the kind of cold war dormitory. The roommates did their own things, didn't play cards or brag, and didn't say hello when they passed by each other. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After the two cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the local specialties brought from home.

Anan is from eastern Guangdong, and his specialty is also very characteristic of eastern Guangdong. This is the dried orange peel from his home, which is also called tangerine peel.

"Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot, and occasionally soaking two pieces can strengthen the spleen and clear the lungs."

"Oh, thank you."

Chen Hansheng shook a small can of yellow and dry orange peels, and immediately took out a piece and soaked it in water. It tasted sour and sweet.

Then Chen Hansheng focused on playing games, and Li Zhennan sat on the side to watch the excitement. He was not afraid now, especially when someone from the dormitory on this floor just now came. Although Li Zhennan didn't know him, he felt more at ease.

"Brother Chen, we are both in the second semester of our sophomore year. I feel that I have not learned anything, and sometimes I feel quite panic."

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: "Do you feel this way?"

Chen Hansheng smiled and shook his head. This is also a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realized that the knowledge they learned in college is useless in real life, and they inevitably have self-denial thoughts.

"Aren't you working part-time?"

Chen Hansheng's fingers "clack clack" as he played games, and he asked, "Can't the money I earn bring you spiritual sustenance?"

"Of course."

Li Zhennan nodded and admitted, "If it weren't for this part-time job, this feeling of emptiness would only be magnified. Now I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang. College life is too boring. If you don't play games, there is really nothing to do."

"Let's have a relationship, Anan."

Chen Hansheng took a break and said, "If you feel bored in college, have a relationship. If you feel lonely, have a relationship. If you feel like you are going to be turned gay, have a relationship. There is nothing that can't be solved by having a relationship."

"If there is, then break up and have another relationship!"

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The next day, Chen Hansheng accompanied Shen Youchu for dinner and took a car back to Gangcheng.

He didn't drive the Xiali parked in the school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that he was "visiting relatives" and it would be difficult to make up for driving the Xiali back.

If you don't know how to lie and use tricks, you can't do this kind of dating with several girls at the same time. The most important thing is to be ruthless and believe that the lies you tell are true. Only then will the smart Xiaoyuer not doubt it.

Or even if she doubts, she can't find any evidence.

As for the tricks, Chen Hansheng had already prepared them.

After getting off the bus at Gangcheng Bus Station, he came to the newsstand next to him and asked, "Is there a traffic newspaper? The kind of news about people being killed by cars."

"I don't know. Look for it yourself."

The newspaper owner was a middle-aged man. He glanced at Chen Hansheng and didn't pay much attention to him. If Chen Hansheng hadn't spoken the Gangcheng dialect, he wouldn't have wanted to reply.

Looking for such news during the New Year's Day must be a hole in your head.

Chen Hansheng smiled and took out 10 yuan and handed it over: "Uncle, I am a teacher at Chengbei Driving School. There is a student who wants to go on the road right after learning to drive. No matter how I persuade him, it is useless, so I want to remind him with real news. If you can help me, I don't want your change for this 10 yuan."

Chen Hansheng used to occasionally browse Zhihu. On that online platform, he was sometimes "a handsome and playful guy who has multiple relationships", sometimes "a miserable middle-aged man who was cheated on by his wife", sometimes "an engineer working in an international high-end research institute", and sometimes "a Chinese American who has lived in New York for more than 20 years".

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the requirements of the questioner, anyway, it is all made up.

"Is that so."

For the sake of money and legitimate reasons, the middle-aged man began to search carefully. This kind of news is not difficult to find, and he casually found more than a dozen for Chen Hansheng.

"A novice driver panicked and made a mistake on the road, stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people."

"According to our newspaper, there were 11 traffic accidents in our province during the Spring Festival holiday. We remind all car owners not to drive while tired."

"A large truck overturned on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway, causing severe traffic jams."

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Chen Hansheng nodded with satisfaction, and specially picked out two traffic accidents caused by female drivers, smiled and said goodbye to his boss and left.

He had a purpose. Although the Chevrolet was bought for Xiao Yuer, Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because it would only take one step to get from Dongda to the Finance Institute, and Chen Hansheng would not have time to react.

When can Xiao Yuer drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law came to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu would have one more place to arrange, and the two would not meet.

If there is another accident, the scale of Shura Field will be beyond imagination. Although Chen Hansheng has laid various foreshadowings and prepared various plans one after another, it is still very scary to think about it.

However, Chen Hansheng himself cannot object to the "driving" matter, otherwise it will make Xiao Yuer suspicious, so he handed it over to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before school started, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yuer inviting him to dinner at home, so he secretly brought the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hadn't seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he was visiting relatives, so there was nothing he could do.

"Xiao Chen, you are here, I want you to judge something."

Xiao Rongyu pulled Chen Hansheng to his parents: "Xiao Chen bought the car, why don't you let me drive to Jianye, I also have a driver's license."

It turned out that her family had been arguing about this matter a long time ago, and it seemed that Xiao Yuer was at a disadvantage 1 to 2.

"My daughter, it's not that Daddy doesn't let you drive."

"Daughter slave" Lao Xiao explained carefully: "Your driver's license is not very formal. The driving school owner deliberately let you pass the test as soon as possible for Daddy's sake. You have too little actual driving experience."

"Xiao Chen also passed it in two days."

Xiao Yuer said relentlessly: "How can he drive on the road."

"He drives well."

Xiao Hongwei pointed at Chen Hansheng: "Boys have a better understanding of machinery. Hansheng seemed to be very skilled after two laps. The coach couldn't believe it."

"Who said that female drivers are not as good as male drivers."

Xiao Yuer pouted and refuted, then looked at Chen Hansheng for help: "Xiao Chen, what do you think?"

"I support you driving to Jianye."

Chen Hansheng not only did not object, but also said firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn't matter if you are not skilled, just go on the road a few more times. If you never dare to drive, you will never learn. Driving is no longer a profession in the future, but just a necessary skill in life."

"This..."

Seeing Chen Hansheng support Xiao Yuer, Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing hesitated a little, and what he said made sense.

"Thank you, Xiao Chen."

Xiao Yuer smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.

"Then let's eat first, Dad will think about it."

Xiao Hongwei decided to think of a way to have the best of both worlds.

After dinner, Lu Yuqing finished cleaning up and sat on the sofa, grabbing the newspaper next to her and reading it.

However, as she looked at it, Lu Yuqing's well-maintained face suddenly became stiff, and her breathing became rapid. She threw the newspaper on the coffee table with a "pop" sound, and pushed open Xiao Rongyu's bedroom without knocking.

"Xiao Yu'er, I'm telling you, as long as I'm still your mother, you can never drive to school!"