There was a commotion in the west room. A pillow flew out of the window and hit Lao Bai on the back of his head accurately. Then Brother Yaozi roared and threatened that if Lao Bai continued to sing, he would put rat poison in the takeaway food tomorrow.
The main room was not peaceful either. Yin Nu leaned on the window and cursed, saying that even ghosts could not listen to it anymore.
Only then did Lao Bai stop howling like a pig being slaughtered, and said with a wry smile: "Who said that art has no borders? That's not true. Look, these people around me can't appreciate it."
I looked at him unkindly, took the sweat-wiping hand from his shoulder, gently wiped the cut on my forehead, and said unhappily: "Don't make trouble for no reason, tell me what this so-called same blood is all about?"
"Didn't I sing it clearly enough?"
Lao Bai squinted at me: "From today on, you will be accompanied by a three-thousand-year-old beauty, and you will have endless luck and reach the peak of your life from now on."
"Fuck your mother's peak of life!"
"It's almost the same, but it's not the same."
Lao Bai finally became more serious, thought about it and said: "Let me tell you this story!"
Legend has it that the origin of witchcraft is very ancient, and it existed as early as the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors period, mainly from the tribe of Emperor Shun. In order to produce salt for the people, Emperor Shun even asked one of his sons to go to Wuxiang State to be the chief.
Wuxian State was an ancient country with great reputation in the wilderness at that time. The most famous person in this country was probably Wuxian.
It is said that this person was famous for divination. He held a red snake in his left hand and a green snake in his right hand. He could bless people with good fortune and illness, know people's life and death, and judge the years like a god. Emperor Yao was amazed by him and appointed him as a good prime minister. He can be said to be a representative of theocracy.
The same blood and branches have a certain relationship with this god.
It is rumored that the god never married in his life, but fell in love with a woman when he was old, but this woman was not in reality. The god came into his dreams every night and traveled with her in the nine heavens, just like a fairy couple.
Everyone thought that the god was old and had hysteria. However, one day, the god passed by the mountain of Qingqiu, but suddenly pointed to the place where the clouds were lingering in the mountain, and said loudly that the woman he met in his dream was here.
Many wizards looked at each other, thinking it was unbelievable, but they did not dare to disobey the witch, so they went into the mountains together to look for it, and finally found a woman in the mountains.
This woman was only 28 years old and beautiful, but she was a ghost who had been kidnapped by mountain bandits when she got married. Because she resisted too fiercely, she was eventually pushed off the cliff and died. She was lonely for a thousand years, so she spent all day wandering with magic, looking for someone who was compatible with her.
When the witch saw the ghost, he did not dislike her at all, but was very happy and took the ghost away happily.
However, the good times did not last long. Not long after, the witch began to worry about gains and losses again.
The ghost noticed that the person next to him was not right, so he asked the other party why he was so depressed.
The witch said, you are a ghost, you can live in the world forever, but I am a human, my life is short, after I die, my soul will enter reincarnation, and I will see you again in the next life but I don't know who you are, it's too painful.
The ghost was shocked and said hurriedly, "If you leave this world and don't recognize me in the next life, what's the point of me living in shame?"
The witch turned over and said nothing.
The ghost hesitated for a moment, leaned over and kissed the witch, exchanging breath with her, saying that from now on, we are of the same blood, I will be with you when you are alive, and I will follow you when you die.
The witch was overjoyed and took the ghost into his arms.
Not long after, the witch died suddenly, and the ghost's soul flew away that day.
Needless to say, the ghost must be the founder of this same blood, and she used this kind of devilish trick on the witch.
"This shaman is actually quite shameless..."
I couldn't help but gasp after hearing this and laughed, "He lived a happy life, and when he died, he went to reincarnation, but he dragged the ghost with him. Once he died, his soul would be scattered. He said he would see you in the next life, but he didn't know who you were. It's too bitter. This literary youth speaks differently. He might as well just say that he is afraid that you will find someone else after I die. Then the grass on my grave will be green and grow very well?"
"That's the truth."
Lao Bai nodded and said, "A typical steel straight man, but he explained clearly what the same spirit is. In fact, your vitality was swallowed by her, and she also gave you a breath of her own life essence. The lives of the two of you are involved together. If you are going to die, you will definitely die together."
"I guessed this."
I said in frustration, "But this has nothing to do with ghost marriage or something. Why do you talk about this as soon as you meet?"
"This..."
Lao Bai cleared his throat and wanted to pretend to be a gentleman, but he couldn't control his inner filthiness and couldn't help laughing obscenely: "It's wonderful, you don't understand."
I was plotted against by Wumingshi, and I was worried. Seeing him like this, I was really angry and said angrily: "Be serious and talk nicely!"
"To be precise, there is a kind of soul bond. When you snuggle with each other, you will feel inexplicable throbbing. When the other party is too close to the opposite sex, the other party will be extremely angry!"
Lao Bai said: "This is the most honest and direct contract between Yin and Yang, which seems to affect people's emotions. Therefore, many times, such devilish tricks are used. This is the first time I have heard of your situation."
This time I was completely dumbfounded: "According to what you said, how can I find a wife?"
Lao Bai raised his chin towards the main room: "Look, the best choice is there!"
"Fuck you!"
I punched him: "You know it's impossible, but you're still talking about it. Is it really impossible to solve this?"
"I haven't heard of anyone who can solve this..."
Lao Bai scratched his head: "This kind of thing is a win-win situation, because it involves your life force. Even your master can't do anything. Last time, you had a 20% chance of survival. This time, you will definitely die. Even if you become a ghost, you will become unreasonable because of losing her, and you will be more fierce than a ghost. The only way is to send you to the underworld. With your master's ability, a talisman from the Heavenly Master will make you a relative, and you don't need to be liquidated. You can be reborn safely and have a rich family in the next life. There is no problem, but... after reincarnation, will you still be you?"
This is a good question.
The reason why people have independence is because of different consciousness.
After reincarnation, the consciousness is wiped out, and then you really die cleanly.
I finally understood why my master was helpless against Nameless. He was depressed: "Is this how my life will be? I have been a straight man for 20 years, but it is not enough. I have to be tough to the end!"
"Maybe, there is another way!"
Lao Bai's eyes suddenly lit up and said: "You can find someone more powerful and make a pact with you. In this way, the one in the main house will be helpless. Her pact with you will be directly destroyed by violence, without harming your life, let alone her life!"
"..."
I looked sad: "Or a ghost?"
"It may not be a ghost!"
Lao Bai said: "It can also be a demon, or a devil. If you are really cruel, you can find a big zongzi, a corpse ghost, a demon, and a monster. They can all eat air. As long as they are more powerful than Nameless!"
"Then it's worse than a ghost. After all, he is a human!"
I was chilled to the core by what this grandson said. There are only a handful of people in this world who are more ruthless than Wumingshi. What does it mean to be a three-thousand-year-old female ghost with merit? She has been buried in a pile of tombs for a thousand years, but she still makes my master afraid. Now she is just a dragon swimming in the shallows. How can I suppress her? Difficult!
If there really is such a ruthless character, with such a thick thigh, can I hold her...
To be fair, the people I admire most in my life are Ning Caichen and Xu Xian, but if I really accomplish this, I will definitely be the most awesome one. I can just take the Black Mountain Old Monster home. Just thinking about it makes my eyes hurt!
"Ah!"
A shrill scream suddenly came from the west wing behind him. It was Zhang Xinya's voice.
Immediately afterwards, the roar of Brother Yaozi came.
"Lao Bai, Jingzhe, stop talking nonsense outside!"
My master shouted in the house: "Come in and help quickly!!"