Chapter 376 Huang Lao Xie

After working in this business for a long time, who hasn't seen ghosts a few times?

But even if you see ghosts, there is no such way to see ghosts.

I didn't do anything, so how could I die?

The facts are in front of me, and I can't help but admit it. I put the dead yellow skin on the altar and thought about how to explain to Grandma Yan later. The people of the Ma family attach great importance to these immortals who come to the door and call them immortals. The immortals coming to the door can be related to the glory of the ancestors, just like the palace maids and concubines who were favored by the emperor in ancient times. It is a matter of luck. Killing someone's immortal is no different from digging up his ancestral grave.

Seeing my embarrassment, Lao Bai laughed heartlessly, stretched out his hand and scratched the belly of the yellow-skinned creature, and said with a smile: "The boss's skills are still so exquisite, but if you continue to pretend, I'm afraid your host will die. This kid is a ruthless person. I guess he is already thinking about how to kill people to silence them!"

Really pretending to be dead?

My face turned blue and red, but I was really relieved in my heart. Lao Bai was right. Killing someone's immortal is a deadly feud. In order to avoid someone's single-minded tricks to harm you in the future, I have no other way to go except to kill people to silence them.

The yellow-skinned creature lying on the altar quietly opened its eyelids, looked at me with a sly look, sat up, pointed a claw at me and called "Jiji Ga Ga".

Lao Bai's face became more and more exciting, and his face flushed red.

This grandson knows the language of animals. I poked him hard with my elbow and asked what the yellow-skinned beast was saying.

Lao Bai laughed: "It said... You should brush your teeth. There is a smell in your mouth. It is about to suffocate it!"

I subconsciously wiped the corners of my mouth and smelled it. There was no smell. Then I realized that the yellow-skinned beast was dissatisfied with my lack of respect when I spoke to it and was scolding me for having a foul mouth. I raised my hand and was ready to slap it. Seeing that the thing lay down limply again, it was just like a swindler who liked to make trouble. Then I put my hand away and said angrily: "Since you can communicate with it, ask its owner what happened to him. Since he is from the Ma family, there is no reason not to bring the immortal worshipped by the family when he goes out!"

Lao Bai approached the yellow-skinned beast and made a series of "chi chi gu gu" sounds. The yellow-skinned beast was also chirping and gesturing with its two claws.

After a moment, Lao Bai turned around and shook his head at me, indicating that there was no result.

The only thing that is certain is that Huang Qingxin's accident is definitely related to the last time he went out as a horse. As before, he carried a backpack full of good wine, meat and cigarettes on his back. This yellow fox nestled in it to enjoy himself. When it was needed to go out as a horse, it would jump out and bark twice. Anyway, ordinary dangerous creatures would basically lose their courage when they heard the barking of this yellow fox. Even if they did not flee in panic, they were basically willing to sit down and have a good chat. If the conditions were met, they would be sent away.

Unfortunately, that day, the dead yellow fox drank most of the bottle of sweet potato liquor. The 40-degree liquor was almost enough for an average person, not to mention such a small yellow fox. It almost fell asleep until a strong sense of crisis came. The yellow fox jumped up and saw through the gap on the backpack that it was pitch black outside, as if a black wind was blowing, and there was a strange "hissing" sound. The animal instinct told it that there was a great thing outside.

The yellow fox immediately used its unique skill - pretending to be dead!

Then, it knew nothing. It seemed to smell a fishy smell vaguely. It was very humid there, and the water vapor hit its face...

When it woke up, Huang Qingxin had gone home by himself, and then it became like this, sometimes good and sometimes bad...

As for where Huang Qingxin went and what he encountered, the yellow fox knew nothing! !

I am more and more sure that there must be a great wormwood growing on the ancestral tomb of Huang Qingxin's family, otherwise this person would not be alive until now. It's okay for him to go out in a place with strange feng shui, but he went out so confusedly. Others are at most tricked and don't know what harmed them, but he doesn't even know where he went. This business is a life-threatening business. It's not an exaggeration to say that you have to put your head on your belt to live. If you don't cherish your own life, do you expect others to help you control it? This is the first time I have seen such a person. I don't know whether I should say that he is careless or scold him for being a tiger.

After leaving the small temple, Grandma Yan was waiting for us in the yard. This woman was worried about having such a husband.

There is a big "white" character on the blue brick wall of the main house. It should be written with wet dirt. Now the soil has dried up, leaving only some shallow traces. If you don't look carefully, you really can't see it.

Huang Qingxin was sleeping in the room, a man in his forties, with a fair complexion and a mustache. If he wore a Tang suit and a pair of cloth shoes with thousand-layer soles, he would definitely look like a master.

Yan Shun, the younger brother of Yan Po, was sitting by the kang and taking care of us. When he saw us coming in, he got up and went to the outer room to get a thermos to pour water for us. When he walked, he stuck his butt out like a duck, which was awkward to watch. I felt very sympathetic towards his experience. He was drunk and sleeping soundly, and suddenly he lifted the quilt and threw a string of "100 shots" in. How tragic the scene must have been, just like the insidious act of the monkey stealing peaches. Who of the victims would not cover their faces and cry, ashamed to see people?

Lao Bai and Huang Qingxin seemed very familiar with each other. He sat down on the kang without any courtesy, pulled off the quilt and shouted: "Huang Lao Xie, don't fucking sleep, aren't you looking for me? I'm here!!"

Huang Qingxin was just confused, frowning and turning his head to curse, but when he saw Lao Bai, he immediately became alert. Just as he was about to say hello, he saw us and asked hesitantly: "Lao Bai, I wonder who these people are..."

"You are so desperate, I will invite all the masters I can invite!"

Lao Bai waved his hand carelessly and shouted: "The descendant of the ritual official, the ferryman, the Beiwu Harrier, and the niece of Mr. Zhang of the Zhenwu Temple. As for the little girl, don't ask, she is of the same generation as Mr. Zhang, and I'm afraid you will be scared to death if I tell you her name. If it weren't for me, you would never see so many masters in your life..."

Lao Bai was bragging so much that I felt ashamed for him. If the brothers were really so fierce, would they be chased all over the mountain?

Fortunately, Huang Lao Xie was in good condition today and did not have any seizures. He wanted to get out of bed when he heard the words. I immediately stopped him and told him to stay on the kang. However, the host was very polite. Even if he was sitting on the kang, he still greeted everyone with a fist.

"Okay, Huang Lao Xie, don't be so polite!"

Lao Bai pressed Huang Lao Xie's shoulder and said, "Since you can still breathe, then tell me what happened to you. We just asked the boss, but he couldn't explain it. Just show us a way, and we will help you settle this matter."

Yan Po said that whenever she asked about this, Huang Lao Xie would go crazy, grab his hair, bang his head against the wall, and try to kill himself. Now that Lao Bai asked about it, this didn't happen. Huang Lao Xie just sat on the kang with a bleak face, lowered his head and sighed, "Alas, the depth of friendship is revealed in times of crisis. Lao Bai, to be honest, if you hadn't come back this time, I would definitely have to explain. I was confused in the past two days, and it was only last night that I vaguely remembered some things."

"Do you remember?"

Lao Bai was overjoyed. This was an unexpected surprise. He hurriedly pulled Huang Lao Xie's hand and asked him what he remembered.

"It's hard to explain!"

Huang Lao Xie shook his head: "You are all smart people. I'll show you something and you will understand everything."

Zhang Xinya has a hot temper. She can't stand this man's peeing. She frowned and said, "Why are you so slow, old man?"

Huang Lao Xie glanced at Zhang Xinya, who seemed to be hesitant to speak. Even I couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't help but urge him. He said, "There are still unmarried girls in the room. It's not appropriate."

Zhang Xinya turned around with Xiao Zhi and said unhappily, "Is it okay this time?"

Huang Lao Xie then slowly stood up from the kang, gritted his teeth, and took off his pants slowly, as if he was willing to risk his old face. He was not familiar with us, so he could only stick his bare butt up to Lao Bai.

Lao Bai slapped him on the buttocks, and said with a bad smile: "I'm not interested in your stuff, if you have something to say, just say it, don't disgust me!"

"It's on the buttocks!"

Huang Lao Xie said in a muffled voice: "Take a closer look..."

Seeing that he was serious, I stood aside and took a look. It was a big white buttocks, and there was nothing.

Lao Bai stopped talking, and leaned over to take a closer look, muttering: "There is nothing here..."

Yan Shun came into the room with a few teacups in his hand, and happened to see this scene. His face changed, and he hurriedly shouted: "Master, stay away from my brother-in-law..."

Before he finished speaking, two strange sounds of "Puff Puff" sounded, melodious and faintly with the sound of water...

Not to mention Lao Bai, we were all shocked. No one expected that after going through so many circles, we would end up like this.

Not to mention Lao Bai, his eyes were dull and he kept muttering to himself: "How dare you fart in my face, how dare you..."

As he said that, he wiped his face mechanically, looked down at his hands, and his pupils shrank sharply...

"Hahahahaha..."

Huang Lao Xie laughed wildly, jumped up with his pants pulled up, and spit at Brother Yaozi. If Brother Yaozi hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been spit on his face. This grandson didn't care about Brother Yaozi's cannibalistic eyes at all, and shouted: "What Beiwu, what ceremonial officer, dare to hang around in front of me, ugh, eat shit!"

"Ah!!"

Lao Bai finally reacted, screamed and rushed to the kang.

The whole family finally came to their senses at this time. There was no way, the scene was too hot, who could have thought of it?

But they couldn't let Lao Bai rush up and beat Huang Lao Xie. The crowd took Lao Bai away from here and went all the way to the living room. Lao Bai's anger finally subsided. He pulled a bunch of paper from the tissue box and kept wiping his face. He was panting like a cow, and his eyes were bloodshot...

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."

Granny Yan apologized repeatedly, but it was a pity that she was just an honest middle-aged woman who could only say three words over and over again.

"Sister, you know your brother-in-law's situation, how can you let the Taoist masters believe what he said?"

Yan Shun complained with a wry smile: "This is also my fault. You asked me to look after my brother-in-law for two days that day, and I brought a few watermelons with me. I didn't expect my brother-in-law to eat them all in a short time. Who can stand it? He had a stomachache at night and made me suffer. He is really disgusting now. I was so busy that I forgot to remind you. As soon as I entered the house, I knew that my brother-in-law had done something weird again, but it was too late..."

Lao Bai just took out a watermelon seed from his bun, and his mood, which had just calmed down, was immediately unbearable. He screamed, picked up a fruit knife from the table, and shouted "I will kill you", jumped up and rushed into the bedroom. We had a hard time holding him down.

"No one expected this. He was in a very good state today. He was very polite to others and spoke clearly. I thought that some Taoist masters had come and he recovered all of a sudden. I didn't expect... What should I do?!"

Grandma Yan was so anxious that her eyes were filled with tears. Then she remembered us and asked hurriedly, "Daoists, have you seen anything?"

This question made us speechless.

Brother Yaozi and I looked at each other and shook our heads.

Whether it was what the yellow-skinned man said or what Huang Laoxie showed, this was definitely a demon. Yes, it was for sure! !

But, what exactly was going on? We were at a loss.

This situation was not to mention that we had seen it before, we had never even heard of it! !

"Let's wait and see..."

Brother Yaozi sighed, unable to explain, and could only leave everything to time. He squinted his eyes and said to Grandma Yan: "Don't worry, since we are here, we won't go back in disgrace. You go clean a room and we'll stay here. You and your brother go out and ask around to see if anyone in the village saw your husband the last time he went out. It's very important to find out where he went.

As for him, I don't think his life is in danger. Why not observe him for two more days? We stay here and see for ourselves. Maybe we can find out something..."