Zhang Yuanqing's mood at this moment can only be described by the two words "Fuck".
Lao Bangzi didn't return to the spiritual realm, but he ate at my house?
He thought to himself, you are the dignified mountain goddess, how can the simple food in my humble home be worthy of your attention, you should go back to the spiritual realm as soon as possible.
To be honest, although the Sanda Mountain Goddess showed the demeanor of a "righteous god", Zhang Yuanqing was still extremely wary of her, and was instinctively nervous and restrained in front of her.
On the one hand, it is the instinctive fear of the lower-ranking people when facing the higher-ranking people. On the other hand, before the killing copy, Zhang Yuanqing was deeply afraid of Lao Bangzi and regarded her as an imaginary enemy.
Even now, he and Lao Bangzi have only met three times, and that fear will not be eliminated so quickly.
This mountain goddess is an ancient sun-wandering god, without the three views of modern people. Zhang Yuanqing did not have the confidence of a "top student" in front of her when facing the dog elder.
As a rising star of the Five Elements Alliance, even if he angrily rubbed the elder's head, the elder would tolerate it.
But try to rub the old man's head, and he will blow your head off.
When the family saw Yuanzi's suddenly stiff face and his attitude of stopping at the entrance and not daring to enter the house, they seemed to understand something and thought that this kid would not play two boats at the same time.
As the successor of the family scum, it seems not surprising to do such a thing.
The first family scum looked at the cold-looking Blood Rose, then looked at Guan Ya whose face immediately collapsed, and finally looked at Zhang Yuanqing, and said in disbelief:
"These two are girlfriends?
"Very impressive, worthy of being my successor, with my style back then."
"With your style back then? What style, you should explain it clearly! "Aunt's eyes glared.
"Just kidding" Uncle immediately backed off.
Girlfriend? Uncle, what are you kidding? How can your nephew have such a girlfriend? If you must talk about this, I am at most someone's lover. Zhang Yuanqing's heart tightened, and he instinctively looked at Lao Bangzi, fearing that his uncle's outspokenness would anger her.
Fortunately, Sandashan Niangniang had retracted her gaze and continued to enjoy the food, saying lightly:
"Don't be nervous, I will leave after the meal."
She was trying to comfort Yuanshi Tianzun.
But in the ears of her family, these words seemed like a high-level girl's silent warning, and the atmosphere became even more awkward for a while.
Leaving after eating, Zhang Yuanqing felt a little relieved, coughed hard, and introduced:
"Grandpa, grandma, this is my girlfriend Guan Ya. "
At the same time, he understood the reason why the atmosphere at the table was so awkward. The family thought that Lao Bangzi was his girlfriend.
Guan Ya forced a smile and said:
"Grandpa and grandma."
She glanced at Yuan Shi's family and saw Jiang Yuer, who had a round face and was sweet and lovely. Her expression suddenly froze.
She knew this girl and had worked with her in the obstetrics and gynecology department of Pingtai Hospital. Guan Ya suddenly had an urge to run out of the door, but was held tightly by Zhang Yuanqing.
--Zhang Yuanqing clearly felt that Guan Ya's hand froze for a moment, and she exerted force silently, as if she wanted to shake her hand away.
Grandma looked at Guan Ya, said "hmm" with a stern face, and said in a tone of "too embarrassing so I don't know how to respond, so I can only be indifferent":
"Sit down and eat. "
After saying that, she vaguely felt that her grandson's second boat seemed familiar, but she couldn't remember it for a moment.
The grandson's wrinkled old face was expressionless. He nodded sternly as a greeting, and then glanced at his grandson with a fierce look without leaving any trace.
The righteous retired old sheriff was already thinking about how to clean up after the meal.
Jiang Yu'er's cheeks bulged up and took a deep look at Guan Ya.
She lowered her head to eat, her eyes moving quickly, as if she was planning something.
What is going on? My life mentor didn't teach me how to deal with such a scene. Zhang Yuanqing took a deep breath, forced Guan Ya to sit down, and said to his aunt:
"Aunt, the last time my cousin got promoted, it was Guan Ya who helped. "
When the aunt heard this, her attitude changed drastically. It turned out that the girl who helped her son was this one. She was slightly hostile to Guan Ya just now.
"Guan Ya, right? I am Yuan Zi's aunt. Oh, the little girl is so pretty, and she is a perfect match for my Yuan Zi."
The aunt enthusiastically picked up food for Guan Ya and asked about her well-being, which made the old driver feel a little more comfortable and squeezed out a faint smile.
The atmosphere warmed up a little, and Zhang Yuanqing took the opportunity to say:
"Guan Ya is my girlfriend, this one, this one"
He glanced at the old man and explained to his family:
"This one is my friend. "
A friend came to the house to eat without saying a word? And he could enter the house and even knew the password? The grandmother didn't believe it and just looked at her grandson coldly.
The police chief grandfather obviously didn't believe it either.
The old man, who was chewing slowly, put down his chopsticks at this time, looked at Zhang Yuanqing, frowned and said:
"What does girlfriend mean? "
Although she didn't speak, she could see the changes in the expressions of these mortals.
Hmm? She doesn't know what "girlfriend" means? Zhang Yuanqing was stunned for a moment. This was different from what he thought.
If Lao Bangzi knew the concept of "girlfriend", then there would be no problem if he explained the interpersonal relationship clearly.
On the contrary, if Lao Bangzi knew that "girlfriend" was the concept of fiancée, she, an ancient person and a high and mighty mountain goddess, would definitely feel offended.
--These mortals actually thought that I was the fiancée of the ant Yuanshi Tianzun?
It's a great shame, let's destroy the whole family!
Well, Lao Bangzi shouldn't do such a thing, but making her unhappy is itself a very fatal thing. Zhang Yuanqing explained seriously:
"A female friend with whom we have a deep friendship. "
The old man nodded slightly and continued to enjoy his dinner.
Zhang Yuanqing turned his head and looked at Guan Ya, and made a set of facial expressions to her.
He planned to calm Guan Ya down first, tell her the "true face" of Blood Rose, and eliminate the unhappiness of the old Si Ji.
If Yuan Shi secretly used the Yin corpse to pretend to be his girlfriend, and had an unusual relationship with that spirit servant, then there was really no need to invite me home for dinner, let alone such a misunderstanding. His series of expressions told me that he had something unspeakable now. He was very afraid, no, afraid of his own Yin corpse, but this was unreasonable.
Guan Ya silently read Yuan Shi's micro-expressions, relying on her insight to make an analysis in her heart.
Let's listen to how he explains later. Guan Ya is obviously not a girl who makes trouble for no reason. She took a deep breath, smiled, and said to her aunt:
"It's just a small favor. Chief Chen has excellent professional ability and his promotion depends on real ability. I'm just helping a little. "
"That's great too." Auntie smiled, "By the way, what does your family do?"
Without waiting for Guan Ya to answer, Auntie glanced at Lao Bangzi across from her, and thinking of her answer just now, she hurriedly changed the subject:
"Eat, eat."
Zhang Yuanqing also said, "Eat, eat."
He wanted to wait for Lao Bangzi to eat and drink well and return to the spiritual realm before explaining to Guan Ya and his family.
Although Lao Bangzi's unexpected stay at the table caught him off guard, overall, it was not a big problem.
At this time, the auntie who had been holding the rice bowl and had not spoken looked at Lao Bangzi and explained seriously:
"A girlfriend is a lover, a fiancée."
The posture of Lao Bangzi picking up the dishes froze, and his expression was slightly cold.
"!!! "Zhang Yuanqing looked at his aunt with a dull expression, thinking that we are aunt and nephew, so there is no need for you to stab me in the back, right?!
He looked at Lao Bangzi cautiously.
Yuanshi seemed to be frightened. Guan Ya glanced at him, and her heart was secretly chilled. Although Yuanshi did not explain the situation, she already understood that there was something wrong with this dinner party, so she was no longer angry.
Jiang Yuru seemed not to see the pale face of his nephew, and turned to look at Guan Ya, surprised:
"Hey, I saw you in the obstetrics and gynecology department, and you also asked how to prepare for pregnancy. I didn't hear Yuanzi say that you want a child so soon."
As soon as these words came out, except for Lao Bangzi, everyone looked at Guan Ya.
Grandpa and grandma's faces sank.
Chen Yuanjun looked surprised. He didn't expect that the goddess of Kangyang District Public Security Bureau was such a woman with a wild private life.
She went to the obstetrics and gynecology department and was preparing for pregnancy. Yuanzi's girlfriend was a recent relationship. His aunt also silently put away her smile.
"! ! !"
Guan Ya sat there stiffly, her pretty face red and white, angry and anxious, wanting to defend herself, but not knowing how to explain. Moreover, if the person concerned were to explain, it would only make things worse.
Yuan Shi's aunt ruined her image with just one sentence.
Guan Ya had lived for more than 20 years and had never encountered such an embarrassing thing.
Zhang Yuanqing had just breathed a sigh of relief because the old man did not get angry. Hearing this, he looked at his aunt again with a dull expression, thinking that we are aunt and nephew, so there is no need for you to stab me again and again, right?!
In the silent silence, the old man put down his chopsticks, stood up, and said coldly:
"Thank you for the hospitality. The dishes in the mortal world are very delicious. I am very satisfied. I will leave first. "
Zhang Yuanqing didn't bother to comfort Guan Ya, and hurriedly stood up and said:
"The door is this way, I, I'll see you off"
He didn't want his family to see Lao Bangzi return from the bedroom.
Lao Bangzi looked at him indifferently: "Yes!"
Zhang Yuanqing immediately ran to the bedroom, opened the drawer, took out the demon-suppressing pestle and hid it in his pocket. Under the blank gaze of the family, he opened the security door and made a gesture of invitation.
Lao Bangzi walked lightly, walked through the living room and the entrance, and walked out of the house.
Zhang Yuanqing led her to the corridor, avoiding the blind spot of the surveillance, and let out a long breath:
"See you off, Your Majesty."
Sandaoshan Niangniang looked at her silently, "It seems that I have caused you trouble."
Zhang Yuanqing bowed his head and said repeatedly:
"I am happy with it, I am happy with it. "
The Sandashan Goddess nodded slightly, and the next second, golden light surged from the blood rose, illuminating the dark corridor. Then, the surging golden light rushed into the demon-suppressing pestle, and then dissipated, and the corridor returned to darkness.
Huh, it's finally gone. Zhang Yuanqing muttered in his heart, manipulated the blood rose to wait in the corridor, and then returned home with the demon-suppressing pestle.
He had just opened the security door and hadn't stepped into the living room when he heard his grandmother say:
"Guan Ya, I remember that when A Bing disappeared, it was you who came to take a statement, right? You and Yuanzi were at that time."
The grandmother didn't say anything else, but her expression was full of distrust, "You are a social person, how can you steal my cabbage, he is still a child?"
Guan Ya was silent for a while, and really couldn't stay any longer, so she stood up and said:
"Sorry, I have something else to do, let's eat another day. "
She forced herself to maintain her last demeanor, nodded to the two old people, then picked up her bag, quickly brushed past Zhang Yuanqing, and left the Chen family.
The family did not try to keep her, but looked at Zhang Yuanqing silently.
Zhang Yuanqing looked at her aunt silently, and after a while, she gritted her teeth and said:
"What a sin~"
She turned around and went out to chase Guan Ya.
"What is this!" Grandpa angrily slammed his chopsticks on the table.
The family had a solemn expression, but Jiang Yu'er was heartless, smiling and inviting everyone to eat:
"Eat, eat, mom, the soup you stewed today is really delicious. "
The night was dark, the sun had just sunk into the horizon, and the night air was still filled with the heat of the day.
"Sister Guan Ya, Sister Guan Ya"
Zhang Yuanqing stopped Guan Ya, who was angry, embarrassed, and ashamed, in front of the blue sports car, and said, "Listen to my explanation"
Guan Ya angrily shook off his hand, staring, and said:
"What to explain? Explain why you let your own corpse pretend to be your girlfriend and sit on the dining table? Explain why your aunt is targeting me? You don't need to explain anything. What is our relationship? I don't need your explanation. "
In the dim light of the community street lamp, her autumn-water eyes were rippling with water, as if she was about to cry. She was angry and embarrassed, but also with self-abandonment and a trace of grievance.
Zhang Yuanqing was stunned. He was used to seeing her smiling and pretending to be an old driver, used to seeing her handling affairs in a capable and mature manner, and used to seeing her showing the image of an independent strong woman on weekdays.
Suddenly, seeing her showing the anxiety and grievance of a little girl, Zhang Yuanqing's heart softened for no reason.
Without the guidance of a life mentor, he understood that this was the feeling of love.
Love is the tenderness that bursts out when your heart is soft because of a girl.
A woman with rich social experience and profound experience shows the attitude of a little girl in front of you. What reason do you have not to love her?
Guan Ya waited for a long time, but did not wait for his explanation. Her heart was gloomy and she said angrily:
"Go away! "
She struggled to break free from his hand, opened the door and got into the car.
Zhang Yuanqing hurriedly got into the sports car, saying that it was better to talk in the car than outside.