Lucas: Sleepyhead

ALL NIGHT my ass. By the time Tim was done cooking dinner, I was barely able to contain my sleep. Iris had to feed me like a baby because I kept dozing off mid-eating.

If it wasn't for her and Paul, I'm pretty sure I'd have slept in my car today or, better yet, in my office. After she asked me whether she was my first girlfriend or not, I faked sleeping on my desk, not about to reveal my secret to her and she left me alone, probably thinking I needed the sleep.

Turns out she was right. I ended up napping on my desk and completely forgetting I had magazines to check out until it was too late and Iris and Paul were waking me up saying we had to leave the office. Throughout the ride to her place and half of mine, I kept dozing off, until we arrived at mine and Tim encouraged me to take a cold shower.