My phone's notification light is having a straight-up seizure when I wake up.
[Ugh, what now?]
I roll over on my couch-turned-bed, squinting as the light pours in. Between the convenience store's "24/7 INSTANT RAMEN" sign and the laundromat's spinning sock animation, sometimes this shit is like trying to sleep in the middle of a rave.
[Huh?]
My ManaGram's practically screaming. Twenty notifications, all tagging me in the same post from the Honda Guild. Because of course they couldn't wait to announce this shit at a reasonable hour.
"You have GOT to be kidding me."
The post is giving everything except what I want to see this early in the morning. Some garbage about "bringing the magical community together" and "celebrating new talent." But buried in all that corporate bullshit is the real tea:
Special guest appearance by S-Class sensation @AkariNakamura.