Meet You in the Shower

"Item four," Alton read on from her OHT list, "ah yes, this one! I really had to think about this one when I saw that it was struck out.

Item four," he said with a falsely jolly voice, "'set a meeting with him when you're having your shower, leave the door open'.

I really like the sound of this one, I have to say, well done. Feel free to plan all of our meetings like this in the future, won't you? In fact, let's be done with it, and I'll meet you in the shower. No need for me to be at the meeting table while you're soaping up. All the best rebellions are planned in the shower."

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?" she asked him. "Being a smart arse."

"Very much," he nodded.