Olympians At Silverbrook High

Parker scrolled through the Silverbrook High blog, expecting the same boring nonsense—more thirst posts about the football team, someone complaining about AP Chem being "actual hell," and the usual drama of who was dating who.

But Silverbrook was losing its collective shit for the past days...

"NEW TRANSFER STUDENTS TAKE OVER!"

The title screamed at him in bold, glittery font like some gossip magazine. Below it were pictures of the seven new arrivals who had completely hijacked the school's attention.

And for once? Parker got the hype.

The comments were wild.

"OMG, this Perseus is literally GIVING the golden boy vibe. Our Ryan might have some real competition now. Look at that sun-kissed HAIR."

"Ryan's hotter tho. Perseus looks like a Greek statue. Too perfect. Kinda sus, ngl."

"Ryan's washed. Perseus wins. End of debate."

And then, of course, the thirst-trap comments on the girls: