Diddy(Robert)Party 2

The "guests" start arriving...

The first wave hit early. Models, influencers, and socialites—too rich, too drunk, and too stupid to ask questions. Black SUVs dropped them at the private dock where a smaller speedboat, rented under Blackwood's corporate card, ferried them aboard the yacht. Paparazzi were already camped out along the beachfront, squinting through camera lenses as celebrities stepped onto the deck, glittering in barely-there designer outfits and holding champagne flutes the second they stepped foot on the yacht, but livestreams were not allowed until the yatch was afloat.

The guest list was perfect

A reality star notorious for slapping her boyfriend on live TV. A platinum-blonde influencer caught snorting coke during a charity event. Some YouTuber who filmed himself wrecking a hotel room in Miami. And half a dozen TikTok stars who didn't know how to shut the fuck up.