What would've been the worst notification of his life? Easy.
[DING! You have lost all your powers, abilities, and skills!]
Yeah. That would've been the kind of nightmare that didn't just haunt—it would've straight-up burned itself into his soul, clawing through every damn inch of him. Losing everything he worked for? The Telekinesis, Shadow Manipulation Bond, the white flames that would've made him feel like a god among insects in the future? Gone? Hell no. The thought alone was enough to make even him flinch.
But Parker? Nah. He didn't flinch. He didn't scream, panic, or even blink weird. Losing everything felt like… buying a billion-dollar mansion and not giving a damn when your bank balance didn't even notice the drop. Just another Tuesday for him.