Chapter 15: Hands up!!!
Haruki: c'mon hori, you can do it!!!
Hori:*breathe*
Her blood pumping as she ran.
Narrator: our MC is doing morning practice, the time is 5 in the morning.
Hori was dressed in a simple black and white tracksuit.
Her breath passing through the wind as she desperately continued running.
Hori:(good morning narrator! your up early today!)
Hori said teasingly.
Narrator: your really gon' get it this time.
Narrator said with an irritated voice.
Haruki: your almost there!
Haruki yelled encouraging hori ,he was also wearing a simple black and white tracksuit
Hori:*breathing heavily*we've...done 3 laps now!!
Hori: I'm getting tired*breathe*haruki san!!!
Haruki: c'mon! were almost done!
Narrator: they were running from the house to the Tokyo's branch of SHO
Narrator: the distance between the two locations, Haruki's house and SHO
Narrator: is roughly 8 miles,hori has ran back and forth 3 times now and is about finishing the fourth one.
Hori:(haruki too, he's also working really hard narrator!)
Narrator:oh... I'm sorry...I...I don't give a fuck.
Haruki: c'mon!!!
Haruki yelling with excitement almost as if he was having fun.
The same thing can't be said with hori tho...
Hori:*breathes*
Haruki: awwwwwww yeah!!!!
Haruki yelled stretching his hands with a high five.
They finally made it to the house!
Hori fragilely ran towards him and gave him a high five while smiling with tiredness.
Haruki: good job hori!
Haruki encouraged her hard work with a smile.
Haruki: hori?
Hori passed out.
Haruki:ahhhh!!!! Okay sorry, we'll have udon for breakfast just wake up!!
Hori:.... udon?
She said tiredly, hori was exhausted.
Haruki:yup! we'll go to that sushi place, they also serve udon! you can eat as much as you want!
Hori:yayyyy.
Haruki and hori took their bath and got dressed they were about to leave.
Hori wore a western styled high school jacket, with a simple milk inner shirt.
She had a simple dark blue jeans skirt that was a little bit short.
Haruki: looking goooood!
He said with a smirk admiring hori's fashion sense.
Haruki: your dressing style has seriously improved! guess you can adapt to clothes too.
Haruki complimented teasingly.
Hori:oh thank you haruki san!
Hori: your quite attractive your self, so I best look my best if I'm walking with you!
Hori returned the compliment.
Haruki: haha, no need to out-do yourself hori.
Haruki was dressed in a simple black T-shirt and blue jeans,he also had a simple cap.
They were about to leave when haruki saw the wall... that was STILL broken.
Haruki:I really need to fix this wall.
Hori: will fixing it be expensive?if so I would love to contribute!
She stated fiercely!
Haruki: awwwwn your too sweet hori.
He said ruffling her hair.
Haruki: but don't worry! I got some cash from a previous gig.
Haruki: I might even do it today.
They were about to leave when haruki looked at hori.
Haruki:... there you go.
He put his cap on her head.
Hori: thank you haruki san!
Haruki: a girl is meant to look better than the guy on an outing!
He said with a thumbs up.
Hori: really?! I was not aware haruki san!
Haruki has zero dating experience tho.
Haruki: alright let's go!
They head out to the sushi place.
Haruki: man, but hori your really getting stronger!
Haruki: you took out that sinner on our to SHO as easy as not going to church on a Sunday morning!
They actually met a sinner of adultery on their way to SHO,hori beat it up and haruki ate it.
Hori: thank you haruki san!I can proudly say it's because of your great teaching!
Hori said with a smug face.
Haruki: at this rate, I'm pretty sure you'll dominate any normal person if there's a fighting portion for the Sabbath exams.
Haruki: how many days do we even have left?
Hori: 5 more days until the Sabbath exams haruki san!
Haruki: hmm that's plenty of time....
Haruki: were basically done with your training because I'm not sure there's anything left to practice.
Haruki: you won't be attacking, so there's no need to practice combat.
Haruki:.... unless....
Haruki:*gasp!*
Hori: what is it haruki san?!
Hori questioned worriedly ready to fight!
Haruki: they might have a portion of the exams that involves killing sinners!
Hori:of course! since members of SHO are the only ones capable of killing sins and sinners!
Hori: there must be a trial that involves eliminating sinners!
Haruki:yup.
Hori: your so smart haruki san!
Hori said clapping and praising haruki.
Haruki: but we've got nothing to worry, your already soloing most sinners we've met, and if we join SHO, we'll learn how to actually kill one!
Hori:.... But If your alright with it haruki san, I'd still like to train in hand to hand combat.
Hori: like you said, I should NEVER underestimate an opponent!!
Haruki:*sniff*they grow up so fast...!
Haruki: your really remembering your lessons huh?
Hori:of course! It'll be pointless to repeat mistakes!
Haruki: alright then, we'll use this remaining days to improve your fighting!
Hori:We're herrrrrrrreeee....?
They reached the sushi place but it was demolished, rubble every where,yellow tapes left and right and priests on the scene.
Hori:oh goodness, what happened?!
Hori exclaimed covering her mouth.
Haruki:.... must've been a sin attack or something, nothing special.
Haruki starts walking away, leaving hori staring at the scene.
Hori:I pray the chef is okay...
She followed haruki.
Hori: where are we going haruki san?
Haruki: were headed to a store, guess we're taking snacks as breakfast.
Soon after,Haruki and hori arrived at the store.
Haruki: what snacks do you want-
Hori: Shuntaro San?!
Mrs Shuntaro: Hori chan?!
Hori: Kyahhh!!!
Hori: It's so good to see you!!!
Hori yelled in excitement and clenched miss Shuntaro's hands as they spun together.
It's that pregnant lady from chapter 12!
Narrator: what kind of weirdo is friends with a pregnant woman.
Haruki:... I'm... gonna get going.
Haruki proceeds with shopping for Japanese snacks and sweets.
Hori: your outfit is simply DIVINE Shuntaro san!
Hori complimented as she followed Shuntaro san for her shopping,I mean she was meant to follow haruki but... what the hell.
Mrs Shuntaro: aww it's nothing special, you on the other hand look like your going on an expensive date.
Mrs Shuntaro teased hori.
Hori: awww shucks.
hori replied tilting her cap in embarrassment.
Hori:(wait, whats a date?!)
Narrator: explaining it is pointless, your so dense that you probably won't understand.
Hori:(that's a bit mean narrator!))
Narrator: oh fuck off!
Hori: so what are we shopping for Shuntaro san?!
Hori said with excitement looking at her shopping cart.
Mrs Shuntaro: oh it's nothing special, just regular food for a pregnant lady.
Hori:oh I just can't wait to see your daughter Shuntaro san!
Hori said bending down, looking at her stomach.
Mrs Shuntaro: haha, your so weird hori chan.
Mrs Shuntaro giggled at hori's child like wonder.
Narrator: They spend some time shopping for udon ingredients.
Narrator: Other customers were simply admiring the scenery thinking of them as mother and daughter.... how nice.
Robber: NOBODY FUCKING MOVES!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: wait what?
Armed masked robbers burst through the scene!!! interrupting everyone's shopping!!!
Mrs Shuntaro: robbers?!
Haruki: robbers?
Customer:(oh God it's a robbery!!!)
Every one bends down in fear of the two robbers, they both had guns!
Hori: what's going on?!why is everyone squatting?
Hori asked in confusion.
Mrs Shuntaro: hori get down!
She yelled at her!
Hori: but why?
Narrator: you see, growing up with father jiro, not watching any piece of media whatsoever, and being homeschooled.
Narrator: hori was quite..."unaware" of certain things...
Hori: unaware? What do those masked men want?!
Mrs Shuntaro: hori,who the fuck are you talking to?? hurry up and hide!
Haruki: *sigh*I guess I'll just kill them.
Haruki mumbled to himself dropping the goods he bought.
He was about walking to the robbers when he saw hori ALSO approaching them!
Haruki:(hmmmm this might be interesting)
He quickly hid and waited for what hori was about to do.
Mrs Shuntaro: HORI WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
She yelled in a quiet tone trying to drag hori back.
Hori: worry not Shuntaro-san! let us pay for the goods you bought!
She said with a thumbs up!
Hori: you best go home and start cooking! Babies shouldn't starve!
Hori walked towards the cashier who was hiding in fear.
Hori: please how much for these?
She asked dropping the goods on the counter.
Customer:(what on God's freaking green earth is happening??????)
Customer 2:(is this a skit?! Some kind of tiktok video??!!!)
Customer:(yeah it must be!)
He peeped at the robbers.
Customer:(nope, that ain't no prop, it's an effing fucking real life gun!!!!!!!!?!!!!!?????;;??!;!?!??)
He yelled in his mind covering his mouth!
Robber:oi,the fuck are you doing?!
He said pointing the gun at hori's forehead.
All the current customers who were paralyzed with fear were simply astonished by this girl's stupidity.
Customer:(is she retarded?!??)
Mrs Shuntaro:(dear God,I knew she was a strange girl but what is she doing?!!??!!!)
Robber: don't make me repeat myself! what the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Hori: I've never seen this before!
Hori: what is it?!
she said touching the gun.
Haruki:(this is fucking hilarious!)
Haruki was having the time of his life! laughing from a corner.
Haruki:(but don't worry, I'll jump in if anythings about to happen!)
Robber 2: just shoot her, she's probably retarded or something.
robber 2 said carrying cash from the register and putting it in a bag.
Robber:(if she's retarded then it's not her fault for being stupid, I'll just knock her out!)
Robber: you asked for it!
The robber bashes hori's nose with the back of the gun!
Mrs Shuntaro: hori chan!
Haruki:(oh no!)
He was about rushing in but stopped.
Hori staggered back a bit, covering her nose.
She tapped it and saw it was bleeding.
Hori:....why did you hit me?
She asked innocently.
Mrs Shuntaro:(oh no, I can't watch!)
Mrs Shuntaro covered her face in fear.
Robber:(she's still conscious?! and standing?!!)
Hori:... please apologize, that hurt quite a bit.
Hori said with a concerned look expecting an apology.
I mean....he did hit her...
Robber 2: dude just fuckin shoot her!
Robber: sorry kid-
The scenery rapidly slows down for a dramatic effect!
Narrator:as I've already explained, hori's fists get the properties of natural diamond when inflicting harm on an entity.
Narrator: alongside her ability to adapt and progressively get better at doing something, this means that each punch she throws is automatically better than the last.
Narrator: now if her last punch could scatter Haruki's entire head, DESPITE HIM BEING A SIN!
Narrator: imagine what it'll do to a pitiful human.
Narrator:....how unfortunate for robber 1.
*Splqshhh!*
Haruki:(....oh my God...)
Mrs Shuntaro:(what happened I can't see!)
Customer:*bleugrrrrhhheggg!!!*
Robber 2: what the!
Narrator: like a knife cutting through butter.
Narrator: HORI'S FIST EFFORTLESSLY PASSED THROUGH HIS HEAD.
Robber 2:yo what the fuck?!
He immediately attempts shooting hori but she was gone alongside his gun!!!
The man franticly looked around searching for hori!
He then looked below and noticed that his hands were completely CRUSHED
Hori was already behind him with her hands on both sides of his head.
Robber 2:aahjehw!!!!my hand!!! that hurt you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He yelled but couldn't do anything,hori was holding his head still.
Mrs Shuntaro:(things just got crazy!)
Mrs Shuntaro: (hori chan is strong!!!)
Robber 2: please wait, I'm doing this for my family!
Hori: family....?
Mrs Shuntaro: *gasp* don't listen to him hori! he's stealing from the store!!
Hori:oh... that explains the bag....
Hori tightened her grip on his head, with robber 1's blood slowly dripping from her hands.
Hori: that is quite unfortunate, but stealing is wrong.
Hori said with a pitiful look.
Robber 2:(damnit!why is her grip so strong?!??)
The robber wondered trying to escape hori's hands now holding his head in place.
Robber:please wait!!!I have a family!!!
Hori:oh don't worry!if they loved you....
Hori: THEY WILL MOURN.
Hori said with a sad face staring at the back of his head.
Robber 2: please wait-
*Splqshhh!* She squeezed his head to fit in her hands.
Hori:....I get the gist of what was happening just now, those men were stealing from you is that correct?
She asked the cashier, who was an old man, only for him to back away.
Customer:(holy shit she's crazy strong!!)
Customer 2:(were saved!!!)
she looked at her hands and saw them red with blood.
Brain matter and bone scattered on the floor!
Hori: enough about that, Shuntaro san must be starving!
She yelled pointing at Mrs Shuntaro.
Mrs Shuntaro:.....huh?....
Hori: she's pregnant for Christ sake,we don't have time for all this!
Customer:... what the fuck just happened...?
Hori: besides, you didn't apologize for hitting me earlier!
Hori said folding her hands and pouting.
Looking at robber 1's dead body.
Narrator: against "bad" people, hori Inori WILL GO FOR THE KILL.
Hori: please can I use the restroom? My hands are stained with blood.
The cashier frightenedly points at the female restroom the old man was shaking in fear.
hori enters the female restroom.
Most of the remaining customers immediately ran out abandoning their shopping.
Cashier:(I don't know if I should lock up or not....)
Cashier:I think I'm gonna call the cops.
The cashier fearfully said to a customer that was still there.
Customer:...uh...huh...
He replied in disbelief as to what just happened.
Mrs Shuntaro: no, don't call the cops!
Mrs Shuntaro: Hori just saved us! she yelled in protest.
Mrs Shuntaro:it might have looked gory, fucking Christ she killed them!*bleugrrrrhhheggg!!*
Mrs Shuntaro threw up looking at the body.
Customer: wait, isn't she meant to trigger the curse and turn into a sinner of murder?!
Customer: she just killed TWO guys!!
Cashier: that's what your concerned about???
Cashier: a 15 year old looking girl just decimated adult men like they were tissue paper!!
Cashier:I think you're right, lady.
He said pointing at Mrs Shuntaro and cleaning his sweat with a towel.
Cashier: safest bet is to get her banned from the store!
He said worryingly peeking at the female restroom door to see if hori was coming.
Mrs Shuntaro:awww must she be banned?
Cashier: I'm not letting a murderer shop here!
Cashier: you seem to care alot about her,I should probably kick you out too just to be safe!
Mrs Shuntaro: please nooo, you guys prices are so low!!!
Mrs Shuntaro yelled pleading.
Cashier:(tch, I've lived for over 70 years! but I've never seen anything like that before!)
Haruki: heyyyyyyyyyoooo!!!
He kicked the door and entered the women's bathroom.
Haruki saw hori washing her hands in the sink.
Hori: h...haruki san?! You shouldn't be here!!!!
Hori: it's for ladies only!I know you look pretty but your still male!
Haruki: shut up!
Haruki:no one's here anyway.
Hori:... but still,I could've been in the toilet...
Hori hid her face in embarrassment.
Haruki: saw the shit you did, poor fellas.
Hori:..... the world already has sins and sinners to deal with.
Hori: adding bad humans on top of all that...?
She turned off the tap and carried a towel.
Hori: SCUM LIKE THOSE SHOULD DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Hori said honestly, cleaning her hands with the towel whilst looking at the mirror with a disgusted look.
Haruki was simply silent.
Haruki:... but you know.... you were meant to trigger the curse just now, isn't killing a grave sin?
Haruki: that means your meant to turn into a sinner of murder after committing it just once.
Narrator: a grave sin is one in which when committed only ONCE will trigger the curse.
Narrator: sins like Idolatry,
Incest
Adultery
Bestiality
Rape
Murder
blasphemy
Are all grave sins.
Hori:(I knew that already narrator!)
Narrator:I was telling the readers.
Haruki: maybe it's because of that contract with a sin?
Hori: that does make sense.
Hori: perhaps contracting a sin secludes you from the curse!
Haruki: wow that's hella convenient!
Hori:it must all be part of God's plan!
Hori: he wanted me to kill those men!
Hori yelled in excitement!
Haruki:.....
Haruki:why don't we get outta here.
Haruki: let's go pay for what we bought!
They left the women's bathroom.
As soon as they opened the door....
Surprise!!! All that never happened!
Narrator just created an alternate scenario showcasing what hori was capable of doing to the robbers!
Hori: (Narrator, don't do that again! You almost made me feel guilty for something I didn't even do!)
We're currently at the moment where hori is about to punch the robber who hit her.
Hori's fist was passing through the air.
Haruki: hori don't (your hands!!)
Hori:(that was quite a gruesome story you just shared narrator!)
Hori: (but I would never kill someone for stealing)
Hori was conversing with narrator as the scene was in slow motion.
It seemed that narrator created an alternate scenario explaining what hori's hands were capable of.... TRULY DANGEROUS.
hori:(of course stealing is wrong, but a life is more precious!)
Hori's fist stopped in front of the robbers nose.
*Wham!*hori used her ELBOW to hit the robber!
Hori:(if you said my hands get dangerous when inflicting harm, I'll just use my elbow!)
Robber:ahhh my nose!!!!
The robber bent down trying to stop blood from gushing out!
Robber 2:why you little bitch!!!!!!!
He quickly grabbed his own gun and attempted shooting hori!
Hori:huh?!
*Bang!*hori dodged from the side!
*Bang!* *Bang!*
Hori dogged the other two bullets!
Her cap from haruki left behind in the air as a result of hori's insane speed!!!
Hori:oh no,haruki sans cap!
Hori stretched and tried to carry it!
She put it back on her head with a smile and was about to turn.
Robber 2's gun was directly TOUCHING hori's forehead!
Without a split second of hesitation, robber 2 pulled the trigger!
*Bang!* But what's this?!
hori was gone!!! With the cap left floating through the air in front of the pistol!
Haruki: she dodged it point blank??!???!??!!!??!!!!??!
*Fwoom*hori quickly carried the cap and covered robber 2's eyes, blinding his vision!!!
Robber 2:(I can't see!! when did she?!)
*Vhhhawwwwaaammmm!*
With immense force hori slams his head on the floor! forcing his entire body to follow suit!!
Robber 2's body sormasolts rapidly in the air after hitting the floor! almost like a cartoon character!
*Crash!*robber 2's unconscious body finally breaks through a window after spinning in the air FIVE TIMES!!!
Robber 1 was about escaping carrying the bag with cash in one hand whilst covering his broken nose with the other!
Hori: the money!
She chases after him!!!!!
Robber: what the hell man!!!! what the fuck just happened?!!!!?
Robber: is she a priest?!!! that's the only logical excuse!!!!
Hori: hello there!!
She yelled chasing the robber from behind!
Robber: kyaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Stay away from me you freak!!!
Hori: please return the money you stole, and you still haven't apologized for my hitting my nose!
Hori yelled whilst chasing the poor robber.
Robber: good thing I was a fast runner in my highschool before turning to a life of crime!
Robber:.... but.....
Robber:why is she so fast?!!!??
The robber tried throwing anything he could at hori, the time was 12 in the afternoon, so a lot of people were outside.
He threw packages passing by! bikes that were parked!
He even tried shoving people in front of hori to try slowing her down!
Hori:.... he still isn't stopping...
Hori: I'm confused narrator, why is he running away?
Narrator: maybe he's just afraid of you.
Hori:...hmmm.
Hori:oh i know!
Hori yelled with an innocent expression whilst chasing the robber:
Hori: if you drop the money and apologize for hitting me, I promise to let you live!!
Robber:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh