Thick, Not Big

By the time I left Le Don restaurant, it was 6:11 and I headed straight back home.

"As I drove into the parking lot of the building, my eyes briefly fluttered left and right wondering whether someone had noticed my unusual lifestyle and began targeting me.

I parked the Camaro beside my out-of-service Mercedes and as I stepped out, I couldn't help but take a step back and look at the two with amazement.

"Being rich is awesome" I thought a large smile forming on my face.

I mean rather than immediately worrying about how to clean my car after my girl squirted all over it, I just walked into a dealership and got another one.

"Fuck, life is different when you have money."

As I departed from the parking lot though, I couldn't help but grumble within at the fact that I now had to get someone to come clean my car.