Chapter 9 : Promotion

Since the end of the year, many pedestrians on the streets of Qudu wore *nao'e*, made of black gold paper. As the Zhengdan Festival approached, the common folk worked hard to prepare pastries and cooked meat at home. The palace had started procuring ingredients for the 'Banquet of Ten Thousand Officials' half a month in advance. The Court of Imperial Entertainments was busy running all over, yet the eunuchs still found ways to line their pockets.

Xiao Chiye rustled through his book and said, "When the officials from the outside enter the Capital, they inevitably have to pay 'ice respect' to the officials here. But Pan Rugui is so impressive, he drew up such a well-organized list: only when they shell out the money according to his list will they be left in peace."

"These are just the 'small changes' at the start of the year," Lu Guangbai brushed aside the foam in his tea. "Let me give you an account. The money the little eunuch under Pan Rugui receives in a year far exceeds the two-year salary of a Battalion Commander Guard at the frontier. Dazhou uses the military troops every year, and each time the Ministry of Revenue asks us to deploy the troops, they have to beg and coax us. But after the battle is over, we become the bastards who demand our payments."

"It's the ones with the money who are the masters," Xiao Chiye smiled.

"When we came to the Emperor's rescue before the new year, our Libei troops braved the snow to march forward. The men and horses are tired, and the repairs for the Armored Cavalry's equipment need to be completed before Spring. We have owed the workshop money for too many days. Everything requires money," Zhao Hui carefully made the calculations in his mind and said. "Before we entered Qudu, the Libei troops engaged in farming duties, converting the annual grain harvest into money. Every day, we have to count every cent and make it count. Our Hereditary Prince's Consort doesn't even dare to purchase expensive attire for the Residence during the new year and festivals. The money a palace eunuch like Pan Rugui has collected has already exceeded Duanzhou's total tax amount. The Investigating Censors throw their weight around when delegated to local governments, but so what? In Qudu, they don't even dare to let out a fart!"

"What to do, we are poor," Lu Guangbai lamented. "Every year, we have to worry about money. Jiming made a trip to the Capital this time, so the Ministry of Revenue did not dare to delay it on his account and had long submitted the request to the Grand Secretariat. Pan Rugui has also behaved himself and endorsed his approval. The funds should be handed over before he leaves the Capital."

"We have Eldest Brother," Xiao Chiye set aside the book and looked towards Lu Guangbai. "But what are you going to do?"

"His Majesty wouldn't see me," Lu Guangbai said. "The Lu Clan is unpopular in Qudu. The Eight Great Clans have always regarded us as savages from the desert, and the Hua Clan wouldn't even look us right in the eyes. But even if you tell me to show my 'respects' to Pan Rugui, I don't have the money to. We are so poor at home we could barely put food on the table. Other places could cultivate lands for their troops to farm, and that is at least an emergency measure to meet needs. But our Bianjun Commandery has just yellow sand for miles around. Even if we want to farm, we don't have the fields. This time, we dispatched the troops out on a swift expedition, and all the food for the men and horses during the journey were paid for with Commander-in-Chief Qi's personal savings. To put it bluntly, it was all thanks to Commander-in-Chief Qi's understanding and sympathy. Otherwise, my troops would have never made it past Tianfei Watchtower. But how much money would Commander-in-Chief Qi have? She's using the remnants of her own dowry that the Old Imperial Consort has left for her! Her own private troops are almost on the verge of selling their own pants! The Ministry of Revenue keeps playing Taiji with me every day. Dereliction of duty, huh? They keep pushing my account aside and refuse to allocate the funds to me, figuring that a country bumpkin like me could do nothing about them."

Lu Guangbai lost his temper in a rare display of anger. He couldn't help it. The Bianjun Commandery, stationed along the desert borders, had the most dealings with the Biansha Cavalry, second only to Libei. They worked themselves to exhaustion all year, constantly running to survive under the threat of machetes. They barely got enough sleep and never ate to their fill. Qudu's oppression weighed heavily on him, and the Earl of Biansha had long been a pauper among the princes. His clan had never kept any of the rewards bestowed upon them; everything was converted into money to support military supplies.

Once Xiao Jiming was neatly dressed, the maidservants filed out, leaving only the four of them in the room. Xiao Jiming raised his teacup, taking a sip before saying unhurriedly, "The timing is good this year—Zhengdan' Banquet of Ten Thousand Officials. Qi Zhuyin should be here already, right?"

Lu Guangbai replied, "That's right. I was originally worried, but after thinking it over, let them drag this matter out. If they delay it until the Commander-in-Chief enters the Capital, well then, good luck to them."

Xiao Jiming said, "She is now the most popular in Qudu. Even the local ruffians and loan sharks have to give her face. The previous debt can be repaid, but you can't always rely on her alone. The Bianjun Commandery is important. From what I heard yesterday, the Ministry of Revenue will be asking you to recruit soldiers again this year."

Lu Guangbai caressed the rim of the teacup and said, "Recruit? Don't even think about it. They're all afraid of death now that something happened to the Six Prefectures of Zhongbo. They're concerned about the Bianjun Commandery getting stabbed by the Biansha Twelve Tribes, and they even feel that my twenty thousand troops and horses aren't enough. The thing is, we can recruit the soldiers, but do we have the money to pay them? I can't afford to feed and train them. I won't do it, even if they hold a blade to my neck this year."

Xiao Chiye suddenly sat upright and said, "That's right. In the past, the Ministry of Revenue was the quickest when it comes to assigning military funds and rations to the Six Prefectures of Zhongbo. The men died this time, so we can leave aside the issue of the money. But where are the grains? The Biansha Cavalry can't carry away that much grain with them when they flee."

The remaining three men looked at him.

Lu Guangbai said, "Silly lad, you can stop wondering about that. The grain was recovered and used to make up for the salary arrears owed to the Thirteen Cities of Juexi last year. Can't you guess the reason the Ministry of Revenue dodged the issue? In recent years, the Eight Great Clans have become the Eight Great Training Divisions, and their equipment and budgets are the best in Dazhou. All this money is taken right from the tax funds. Think about it, the sum of two million. Any human would know how insane this account is. But both the Empress Dowager and Secretariat Elder Hua did not pursue this matter. So who in the Ministry of Revenue would dare to bring it up? The State Treasury is emptied of this portion of the money. Last year, the Thirteen Cities of Juexi were hit by a plague of locusts, and there was truly not a single grain harvested that year. So, where would they get the money for disaster relief? It was all thanks to the Provincial Administration Commissioner, Jiang Qingshan, who issued a peremptory order for all the officials of various ranks within the prefecture to release their private stock of grains to help the disaster victims. Because of this, Jiang Qingshan saved hundreds of thousands of commoners, but he ended up being hated by the various officials in Juexi. Before the new year, I heard that the debt collectors were even blocking the entrance to his house. He is a high-ranking provincial official of the second-grade, and yet his eighty-year-old mother still has to weave to pay off their debt! It would be forcing them to their death if Qudu still did not release the money. In the end, Secretariat Elder Hai submitted a memorial and contended with the Grand Secretariat and Pan Rugui for half a month before they barely made up for the shortfall."

Zhao Hui could not help but say, "Those people say they are poor, but the amounts of bribe money are all large sums. On the other hand, those doing the real work are all walking on eggshells while tightening their belts. We might as well not come to Qudu this time. It really makes one disheartened."

It was snowing outside the house, but there was no festive atmosphere within. The mess kept piling up, and all the new sights in Qudu were like mist skimming the surface. Its wound had yet to heal, yet they still had to cover it up, even as pus dirtied the entire grounds. The snow came at just the right time to conceal it all so beautifully that they could pretend not to notice. Everyone could live like a drunk in this fool's paradise together.

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In the middle of the night, Pan Rugui sat on the couch with his eyes closed. A naturally-colored paper flower was placed by his hand to wipe his hands after meditation. Xiaofuzi did not even dare to breathe heavily, holding a brush case in his hands, carefully waiting on the footrest.

After an hour, Pan Rugui exhaled and opened his eyes. Xiaofuzi immediately presented the brush to him. With a frown of concentration, Pan Rugui wrote a few words on his palm.

Xiaofuzi buttered him up, saying, "Our Forefather is becoming more and more sagely after having recently received His Majesty's teachings. Earlier, this grandson even saw a faint wisp of purple cloud rising!"

Pan Rugui wiped his hands and asked, "Do you know why you have never been able to join the Directorate of Ceremonial?"

Xiaofuzi replied, "Forefather dotes on me."

"It's one thing to dote on you," Pan Rugui said, tossing the paper flower into Xiaofuzi's bosom. "Not being able to read the situation is another. His Majesty has been enlightened for two years, and he still doesn't give off purple aura. I'm merely a slave. How can I ascend first? Isn't that overstepping my boundaries?"

Xiaofuzi handed the hot tea over to Pan Rugui, smiling ingratiatingly as he said, "Forefather is my master, and so Forefather is my Heaven. Seeing Forefather meditating is just like seeing the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord descending to the mortal world! How could I give it that much thought?"

"Mmm." Pan Rugui rinsed his mouth. "This filial piety of yours could be called a skill in itself."

Xiaofuzi let out a "hehe," moving closer to Pan Rugui's leg. "I have to show my filial respect to Forefather since it's the Zhengdan Festival. While I was procuring for the Festival before the new year, I saw a stunning beauty in Prince Chu's Manor! I made some inquiries, and His Majesty can't use her anyway. So, it's of utmost importance for me to give her to you as a show of my filial piety instead."

Pan Rugui said, "How stunning is she? Can she compare to Third Missy? Furthermore, isn't she Prince Chu's woman? Given that overbearing and domineering temper of his, I'm afraid he won't let her go that easily."

Xiaofuzi replied, "No matter how noble Prince Chu is, he can't be even nobler than His Majesty, can he? His Majesty didn't even say anything, so isn't it only right for me to present her to Forefather? Besides, you don't have to worry about this matter. I assure you that all the proper arrangements will be made before the beginning of Spring. It'll be her good fortune when the time comes for you to lay your eyes on her, whether or not you accept her."

Pan Rugui set aside the teacup and said, "There's no hurry. I'm not an avaricious or lecherous man. Since you brought up Prince Chu, how is the one who shares his temper, Mister-Muddling-Along, Second Young Master Xiao, doing lately?"

Xiaofuzi pounded Pan Rugui's thigh in a massage and replied, "Heh! Forefather, this Second Young Master Xiao is truly a legend. From the very first night he arrived in the Capital, he's been out drinking with others! He's never done anything serious, just drank and made merry. Prince Chu and his clique all like to have fun with him. Birds of a feather truly flock together!"

"That's fine… but he is still a member of the Xiao Clan after all. His Majesty placed him in the Imperial Regalia Service, which is too close for comfort. It makes me uneasy." Pan Rugui thought for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "I've thought of just the perfect place to send him. Put on my shoes. I'm going to Mingli Hall to serve His Majesty!"

The next day was the Zhengdan Festival's 'Banquet of Ten Thousand Officials.' There wasn't much going on during the feast, but just as it was about to break up, they all heard Emperor Xiande speak.

"A-Ye, has it been comfortable for you in Qudu these days?"

Xiao Chiye stopped peeling the tangerine and answered, "To reply Your Majesty, it's comfortable."

Emperor Xiande turned towards Xiao Jiming and said, "I've been thinking about it. Putting A-Ye in the Imperial Regalia Service is a waste of talent. He's a good child who has been on the battlefield. Keeping him before me is too much of an aggrievement for him. How about this? Let A-Ye go to the Imperial Army. The Imperial Army Viceroy used to be Xi Gu'an, but he now has the Eight Great Training Divisions to manage. He is really up to his ears in work. Let A-Ye take his place."

Right at once, Lu Guangbai frowned.

At the very least, the Imperial Regalia Service would be on duty before the Emperor. If anything were to happen, His Majesty could not turn a blind eye to it. But what good was the Imperial Army? The Imperial Army was now the errand-runners of Qudu. Was this a reward? How could this even be considered a reward?!

Lu Guangbai was about to rise to his feet when he saw that Xiao Chiye had already bowed his thanks.

"A Viceroy sounds imposing, just like a Commander-in-Chief," Xiao Chiye smiled frivolously and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Secretariat Elder Hua laughed out loud and said, "His Majesty is wise! Hereditary Prince, here's a young hero in the making."

The sounds of congratulations rose and fell like the tide during the banquet. Xiao Jiming smiled and said nothing as he looked at Xiao Chiye.

Lu Guangbai drank the wine and lowered his head to say to Zhao Hui at the side, "… Such an arrangement is clearly a death sentence aimed at Jiming's heart."

After the banquet broke up, Xiao Chiye disappeared without a trace.

His rowdy bunch of friends wanted to congratulate him on his promotion, so he took them drinking. When they reemerged at midnight after drinking, they were all staggering on their feet.

Prince Chu, Li Jianheng, was a few years older than Xiao Chiye. He was a true scoundrel. Before getting into the sedan chair, he even tugged at Xiao Chiye's sleeve and said in a drunken stupor, "How capable of you! The Imperial Army, huh. You need not bother about patrols or defenses. It's a very idle job, and yet you still get to collect a salary. You get the money, and you don't have to put your life on the line. All the best things in the world have fallen into your lap! You must be secretly smug!"

Xiao Chiye smiled too; it was even a wicked smile. He said, "That's right. That's why I lose no time in inviting you for a drink. Together in the future, we'll run amok in Qudu!"

"Right, right!" Li Jianheng patted Xiao Chiye vigorously on his shoulder. "That's the spirit! Come to my residence a few days later. I'll get them to… celebrate for you again…"

Xiao Chiye watched the sedan move away into the distance and flipped atop his horse. He had personally trained and tamed his horse – the offspring of wild horses – at the foot of the Hongyan Mountain Ranges. It was a swift and brave divine steed that was black all over except for a patch of white on its chest.

Xiao Chiye clapped his horse forward. The stores on both sides of the street were about to light the lanterns to send him off. He raised his hand and said, "Put them out. Don't illuminate them."

The stores' attendants looked at each other, but they did not dare to disobey him. The lanterns went out one by one until there was only the dim glow of the frosty moon and icy snow on the road.

Xiao Chiye whistled, and the gyrfalcon swooped down from the darkness of the night amid the whistling of the wind. He then hit the horse to spur it on. The steed under his saddle snorted out a puff of hot air and broke into a sudden dash.

The strong wind launched a frenzied assault against Xiao Chiye, dissipating the hot flushes he had from drinking. In the darkness, he looked like a cornered beast on a rampage. The sounds of hooves became the massive crashes of collisions. He galloped through the deserted streets. The darkness ripped his smiling face away until all that remained was a cold and lonely silence.

The steed had been running for an unknown period of time when Xiao Chiye suddenly tumbled off it. He crashed heavily into the pile of snow and remained there with his head lowered for a moment.

The horse raised its hooves and trotted around him before it lowered its head to nudge him. The gyrfalcon remained perched on the back of the horse and tilted its head to look askance at him.

Xiao Chiye endured it for a moment, then propped himself up with his arms and vomited. After a long time, he stood up and leaned against the wall. The bone thumb ring on his thumb was a little large and had fallen off somewhere. He searched for it in the snow but then heard someone whispering a question a short distance away.

"Who's there?"

Xiao Chiye ignored him.

The Imperial Army Squad Commander felt for his lantern to shine at him and said, "How dare you… Your Excellency?"

Xiao Chiye turned his head and asked, "Know me?"

The Imperial Army Squad Commander shook his head honestly. "I don't know which of the Lords you are…"

"I'm your big brother." Xiao Chiye cast away the dirtied cloak and lowered his eyes to continue looking for the thumb ring. He cussed in irritation under his breath and said, "Give me the lantern. You can scram."

The Imperial Army Squad Commander cautiously came nearer and said, "You are Second Young Master, right? We have just received the order. It's still dark, and it's too early for an investigation. There's still time if you come again tomorrow…"

Xiao Chiye held out his hand, and the Imperial Army Squad Commander handed the lantern over to him. Xiao Chiye asked, "What is this place?"

The Imperial Army Squad Commander respectfully replied, "The perimeter of Qudu. Zhao Zui Temple."

Xiao Chiye said, "You may leave."

The Squad Commander retreated and was about to leave when he heard Xiao Chiye speak. "Shen Zechuan is here? Beyond this wall?"

"That's right." The Squad Commander was getting more and more apprehensive. "He's detained in…"

"Get him to come out."

The stunned Squad Commander hastened to say, "How would that do?! Even if you are the Viceroy, you can't do that! His Majesty the Emperor strictly commanded…"

Xiao Chiye lifted the lantern and said, "I have the final say in the Imperial Army."

The Squad Commander said tentatively, "Don't kill, kill…"

"I'm telling him to come out and sing me a tune!" Xiao Chiye suddenly flung the lantern aside. The light swiftly went out. He stood in the darkness, his eyes malicious.