The door opened, and… a slightly long and fatty pink foot was seen from the left side of the door.
And then, the said Bao'er exited the divine door with an aura of elegance and a proud momentum.
The style of his walking was like that of a deity descending from the heavenly stairs, shocking the mortals.
The aura he was oozing, the momentum he was carrying… just looked like a wowwwhh!
Cough... cough...
Seeing Bao'er, everyone was shocked—the passersby included.
Female A said in a trembling voice, "Is... is... this... the... Bao'er...?"
Female B had an astonished expression on her face. Her slightly broken fan shattered into pieces, yet she still held it near her mouth in the same pose. She stuttered, "Ohh... dear... heavens... this... this... what... an... aura... what... an... elegance..." Her mouth twitched at the corners.
Female C was so shocked, one could say she was bathing in shock.
Male A was equally astonished and muttered, "Wow... is this the cutest Bao'er that Senior Sister was talking about...? He is really... the... cutest... but did we really come here just to see a..."
Male B, however, pointed elsewhere. "Forget about him, look at that guy..." He gestured to Male C, as they were friends.
(Extra + Extra = Extras)
Hearing Male B's voice, everyone's attention turned toward Ling Feng.
Ling Feng, right now, had his mouth wide open, his eyes stretched wide, his eyebrows twitching. One of his trembling hands was raised, a single finger pointed at Bao'er, while his lips stuttered,
"Yu... y..u... you... r...r... are... Bao'er...? No... no... this... is impossible... this... this... can't... be..."
His expression was filled with sheer disbelief and disgust.
Though everyone was affected, there was one exception—Loli Senior Sister.
The moment she saw Bao'er, she ran toward him, wrapping her arms around his neck. She started rubbing her cheeks against Bao'er's soft cheeks, a bright, pure smile spreading across her face as if she had just reunited with a long-lost family member. This scene astonished everyone.
At that moment, Ling Feng came to a realization. Something very important—no, something absolutely disgusting. The conclusion he reached was so unbearable that his stomach churned, and he collapsed to his knees.
"Byaahhh!!!!"
"No... no... this... this... is Bao'er... there is no denying it... Junior Sister just confirmed it... which means... I... was... compared... to... him... before..."
"My... Junior... Sister... compared... me... to... a... damn... pig... She even said... this... disgusting pig... is cute... and... I... am... only... slightly cuter... than... him... Byahhhhh!!!!!!"
Ling Feng's mind conjured an image—his own face merged with Bao'er's pink, plump, snorting head. That horrifying combination made his stomach lurch once again, and this time, he vomited with even greater intensity.
His eyes turned red with shame and anger as the liquid poured from his mouth.
"And... right... now... I... challenged... a... pig... to a duel... I... I... Ling Feng... challenged... a... damn... pig... to... a... duel... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Squeak~
At that moment, Bao'er, the legendary pink-headed pig currently being hugged by Loli Senior Sister, heard Ling Feng's voice. He raised his small right eye and suddenly broke free from her embrace.
Loli Senior Sister, unable to understand why Bao'er would pull away when they had finally reunited, panicked. Shouldn't he have hugged her for longer? Was he angry at her?
In a small, almost pleading voice, she called out, "Bao'er..."
But Bao'er ignored her.
His small eyes were locked onto Ling Feng with an eerie intensity. And then... he started walking toward him.
Tuptup
Loli Senior Sister, seeing that Bao'er wasn't responding to her but instead approaching her junior brother Ling Feng, felt even more confused. Was Bao'er ignoring her for him? Why?
So, she watched closely... determined to figure out what her junior brother had that would make Bao'er prioritize him over her.
And everyone else watched just as intently.
Once Bao'er reached Ling Feng, he squeaked.
Squeak~Squeak!
But Ling Feng, lost in his own miserable world, didn't even register the pig's presence.
Bao'er tilted his head, looking at the vomit on the ground... then at Ling Feng... then back at the vomit.
As if a brilliant idea struck him, his small eyes widened in excitement. He squeaked again.
Squeak~Squeak!
Then, sticking out his long pink tongue, he licked the vomit off the ground. His tongue was so sticky that most of the vomit clung to it instantly.
And then... Bao'er turned to Ling Feng.
Before anyone could react, Bao'er licked Ling Feng's mouth.
Then his cheeks.
In mere moments, Ling Feng's entire face was plastered with his own vomit, mixed with Bao'er's saliva.
The reason?
Ling Feng had been kneeling on the ground—at just the right height for Bao'er to share his newfound delicacy with him.
The Extras watching the scene couldn't hold back any longer.
Laughter exploded.
It was so loud that even the birds from far away were startled and took flight.
The thunderous sound snapped Ling Feng out of his trance.
First, he saw the pig's big, disgusting head.
Then, instinctively, he scrambled backward in sheer horror.
He didn't understand why the pig was so close, but when he felt something sticky on his face, he raised his hand to touch it.
He looked at the thing on his hand.
Then at the ground where he had vomited.
Then at Bao'er's tongue, which was still hanging from his mouth.
And then...
He understood.
He understood exactly what was on his face.
But... it was too late to understand.
The deed had already been done.
Ling Feng had been blessed with a special kind of makeup—one that not everyone in the world was lucky enough to receive.
But, of course...
Not everyone is worthy of such heavenly treatment.
And those who don't understand the value of this unique makeover would naturally react... with anger.
Just like Ling Feng was right now.
His face twisted in absolute disgust. His teeth clattered as he clenched his jaw in fury. His eyes burned red with rage.
And then... he summoned a blade.
A red blade.
With inscriptions carved into it.
It radiated a terrifying aura.
With a roar of fury, Ling Feng blasted forward—
Straight toward Bao'er.