Ancestor's Manual for Raising Idiots
"Children playing war?" he muttered, "How dull"
Ao Shen, who awakened after a long sleep of several millennia, found himself in strange world which had changed from old classic cultivation world with sects and kingdoms to a modern urban world
'This world is pathetic' he remarked sensing just how weak cultivators have grown in the world, but there was something which disturbed his pride even more
"My descendents are weak? The hell do you mean you can't buy cultivation techniques because you are broke? Are you telling me my descendent lives in this tiny hell hole apartment? What do you mean my last 100 generations have been living like peasants?"
Questions rushed into his mind like series of nukes, "This won't do..." he muttered, "I won't wait for you grow, I will drown you in treasures, I didn't spent all my years sitting in cave! You may all be idiots but your Ancestor is genius and rich! Die, but die sucking on immortal resources!!!"
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Sone sone patole lakhaan Sone sone patole yeah hellip; Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan aankhaan Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan.. Yeah hellip; Ho hellip; Wassup! You soniyo, she put up a show Unless I rsquo;m impress, Baby I gotta go I won rsquo;t mind tell you that I take you floor But tonight no bites Cause the wife will know Sone sone patole lakkhan Sone sone patole lakkhan yeah hellip; Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan Main ki dassaan apni ve Ae chan karda hai tareefa Ho mere husn de kone hellip; kone kone di Ho kone kone di.. Ho Baby doll main sone di Ho Baby doll main sone di Ho Baby doll main sone di Ho Baby doll main sone di Yeh duniya, yeh duniya pittal di Yeh duniya pittal di Yeh duniya pittal di.. Ho babydoll main sone di.. (x4) Gore gore pairaan vich Nachdi nu pain hove Laawa Zandu balm soniye.. yeah! Nach nach thak jaangi Baanh vich meri aaj Karle aaram soniye soniye.. (x2) Chamka chamka meriyaan Main cham cham karke chamka Laava Zandu Balm ji nachde Nachde paijan thamkaan (x2) Mere hi charche Meri aahein gallaan Jag sara karda ni baar baar ve Yeh duniya, yeh duniya pittal di Yeh duniya pittal di Yeh duniya pittal di Ho baby doll main sone di.. (x4) I rsquo;m out to love tonight I rsquo;m out to love.. (x2) Hirni wargi chaal meri te Naagin wargiyan guttan Mainu vekh ke lang diyan Ae saawan diya ruttan (x2) Khul jaavan sadke Chum lende vadh ke Main taan sharmavaan haay baar baar ve Yeh duniya.. Yeh duniya pittal di Yeh duniya pittal di Eh duniya pittal di.. Ho baby doll main sone di hellip; (x4) (I rsquo;m out to love tonight, I rsquo;m out to love!) (x2)'