"A doom curse," she explained. "It lasts for an entire hour, but starts out incredibly weak and takes forever to ramp up in power. I suppose it's a mana efficient way to kill something, the damage adds up over time, but it won't stop a charging monster from having its way with me a few times before it dies."
"That's… situationally good. You could kill something slow and tough by zapping it and kiting it around. It would have been a good spell to use for that immobile thorn monster, for instance, if we hadn't been in a hurry to rescue you and Maddie." I said.
"Fuck…" Maddie whimpered. "I wouldn't want to be stuck in there for a whole hour…"
"Yeah, so doom it and run away, don't let it catch you," I said.
"That's a coward's way of fighting," Ash said, hamming it up in his role as a valiant warrior.
"If honorable combat gets me tentacle raped, I don't want to fight honorably," Peter retorted.
"Hah! Amen to that sister," Maddie smiled.
"Peter…" I said thoughtfully. "You need a better name. You… really don't look like a Peter anymore."
"Eh, Peter's not my real name anyway. It's Zhu Ge Hang, Peter is just what you gweilo call me," the loli replied.
"So, we can call you Zhu?" I asked.
"That's my surname, that's like me calling you Erikson."
"Then… Hang?"
"I'm a Japanese schoolgirl now, so I should probably pick a Japanese name… a feminine one…"
I looked closely at her face, trying to spot what exactly made her Japanese schoolgirl specifically, instead of Chinese schoolgirl…
"You can't tell the difference between Asian nationalities, can you?" the unnamed loli gave me a dirty look.
"Umm… No comment…" I replied awkwardly.
The dirty look continued.
"I'm sorry!" I cried. "I'm a white dude that lived in Canada his whole life… I can't help it!"
"Emi," the loli decided. "That's a cute name."
"Right then… Emi, the Dark Mahou Shoujo?"
"Yep," she replied cheerfully. "That's me!"
The walk through the forest continued without anything entering me violently. I considered that a good sign. A nicely smoothed-out ball sat inside my lady bits and it dissolved away to nothing over the next hour. Without thorns, it wasn't at all painful.
We ran into a few monsters… A smaller wolf, a scaly thing with a crocodile face and a cat's body, some kind of python sized snake thing with a ridged penis shaped tail… Lysander exploded them all from a distance, with his bolts of arcane doom, before any of the rest of us even saw them.
"Glad you're on our side," I muttered.
"You're gonna need to powerlevel us later if you keep hogging all the exp," Peter, no Emi grumbled.
Oh yeah, I wasn't getting any exp, or absorbing Taint, from any of Lysander's kills. I guess I needed to actually participate in the battle to get my share.
"That is fine with me," Lysander replied. "I believe finding safe shelter quickly should be our priority now. That is why I've been ending fights as quickly and efficiently as possible."
"What level are you now?" I asked.
"Six," she replied.
Seriously? Shit, I was still only level 3. "I'll need to catch up later."
Eventually we heard the sound of rushing water. A few hundred feet further, and we reached a river that crossed our path.
The river was deep and wide, difficult to ford. On either side of the river was a rocky bank of round pebbles and large boulders. The river curved in a big S-bend stopping us from seeing too far in either direction. I took a glance at the horizon and saw the smoke we'd been following before was a good deal closer now. Towns were often built near water sources, and the smoke seemed to be coming from somewhere upstream.
I took a very careful glance around, finding no rape monsters, only rocks.
I stepped out into the open, "Good spot for a break."
I cast Purify on myself and started to sparkle with holy light. All the sweat and grime from my travels peeled off my body, and evaporated into dark smoke before dissipating into the air, moments later. Giving myself a magical scrubdown was much easier than eroding the seeds from before, it only took me half a minute to get perfectly clean.
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I went to get a drink.
"Careful of the water, Tyler," Lysander warned.
"It would be a good spot for an aquatic ambush-rapist to lurk."
"Fuck… I'm thirsty though," I grumbled.
"C-can we check? I wanted to rinse off in the water too… if that's okay," Chloe added.
I glanced at her again, and recalled that she'd been splattered by flying squid guts, and that was after drinking several big mouthfuls of flying squid spooge. She'd been very dirty before, but seemed clean-ish now, with most of the nastiness having flaked off during her travels. Perhaps she was a bit sticky still, and there was some sweat from all the walking.
"Sorry, I didn't realize. I can use Purify on you, get you cleaner than water," I offered.
"D-don't waste your mana on someone like me," she demurred, though I saw she was blushing and smiling.
"I gotta raise my skills anyway," I replied and walked over.
"Gonna cast it through your tongue?" Emi asked, waggling her eyebrows at me.
"Guess I could try…" I said, smirking at Chloe. She blushed.
I walked up, grabbed her behind the neck and forcefully kissed her, just like last time. This time, I cast my spell, forming my mana into the shape of Purify, and sending it out through my tongue, rather than my hand. It was surprisingly easy, no harder than casting through my hand or targeting myself. Chloe shone with a golden-white holy light. Just like with me, the dirt and filth from her travels peeled off her body and dissipated into the air.
"That's some fairy tale looking shit right there," Ash grunted, spoiling the mood.
Like my own, Chloe's magical scrub-down went quickly. After only a minute of sustaining the magical kiss, Chloe was perfectly clean, inside and out. I broke the kiss and stepped back.
"T-thank you," she stammered.
"Ooh! Me next!" Emi said raising her hand.
"I feel a little weird about kissing a kid," I admitted.
"I'm twenty-three you twat!" she snapped. "I'm not a real loli, I only taste like a teenager!"
"That's… an extra-creepy way of putting it. That's not helping your case much," I mumbled, walking over to her.
"Shut up and gimme some sugar baby!"
Emi was a full head shorter than me, but she copied the move I pulled on Chloe, grabbing me by the neck and dragging me to her lips. She was… trying to be aggressive, but it didn't suit her. She didn't have the hunger, or the passion behind it. It was like she was putting on an act of being dominant, without actually being dominant. I wasn't going to admit it to her, but Emi wasn't really a good kisser. Still, I activated my spell, and Emi shimmered with holy light. A minute later, and she, too was clean.
Emi let me go, and I staggered back, only for someone to grab me again. Before I knew what was happening, I was thrust in a different direction, and a pair of soft lips found mine. Sparkling blue eyes and blonde hair filled my vision. Maddie was making out with me. Like Emi, she was forceful, but unlike her, she was passionate and sexy. I felt her hands on my chest, massaging my breasts, I melted into her amazing kiss, and moaned into her mouth.
"Tyler… The spell?" Lysander reminded me.
Oh right… I channeled Purify again, getting Maddie sparkling clean. When she was satisfied, she let me go. I stood there, mouth agape and slightly stunned, catching my breath.
"Mmm… that was fun," she said, stretching her arms up like a cat, giving me a good view of her beautiful breasts.
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"Yeah…" I said in a lustful breathy voice that surprised me. I felt a trickle of girl cum drip between my lower lips, "A-anyone else?"
Instead of a response, someone just picked me up and flipped me around like a rag doll.
Ash manhandled me into a princess carry.
Before I could second guess my feelings about kissing a dude, his mouth was on my lips, and his tongue was inside my mouth.
Oh fuck it, whatever.